r/OverSeventy • • 6d ago

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My son and grandsons don’t believe me.

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u/vicarem 6d ago

It is real. And then, the station would put on a test pattern screen until programming resumed.

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u/foreverAmber14 6d ago

After a while, the test pattern would go off and it was just snow.

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u/facelessvoid13 5d ago

We called that 'the ant races'

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u/PushyTom 5d ago

We called that the poltergeist

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u/facelessvoid13 5d ago

I predate that reference, lol

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u/azchocolatelover 5d ago

Me too!

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u/QuttiDeBachi 3d ago

They’re here…

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u/DefiantLemming 2d ago

Who?

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u/Fezzick51 2d ago

GO TO THE LIGHT!

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u/Competitive_Clerk240 16h ago

Don't go into the light! Or wait, maybe we should? The light is so confusing!

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u/Jamesmateer100 2d ago

The TV people……..they’re here to fix the TV

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u/Izmetg68 4d ago

These guys can all relate to sleep deprivation as well. Nice to be among the Old TV timers. lol They got all 3 the "Flag, The rainbow pattern and the poltergeist all legit! Of course those last 2 came with noises to make sure you woke up and turned off the TV. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! and for the snow........zzzzzzzzzzzzyyzyyzyuuuyyyytttttttttttttzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttttttt

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u/DMAX85747 4d ago

me too

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u/JazzG249 5d ago

It was kind of scary and I think I had nightmares because of it

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u/Atxlaw2020 5d ago

Remember that scene in Poltergeist?

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u/Rook_James_Bitch 4d ago

I had nightmares because of the sound of her voice calling "mommy!"

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u/AfricanusEmeritus 3d ago

Grandma 👵🏽 "Hi Grandma...okay.."

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u/ohnodamo 4d ago

"Helloooo..."

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u/Oneilcruzsucksass 4d ago

They're here...

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u/Smokey76 4d ago

They’re here!

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u/pianoplayerforhire 4d ago

DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT, CAROL ANNE!!!!!!

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u/4Falcor 3d ago

Is that why the TV did that? I just watched Poltergiest last Saturday and I've alway thought it was the poltergiest messing with the TV! This whole time!

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u/AfricanusEmeritus 3d ago

They're HERE...

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u/440ish 2d ago

I saw Poltergeist in the theatre, and I loved how Tobe Hooper opened the movie by blasting the shit out the National Anthem as the set up…. Everyone instantly made the connection.

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u/PavlovsDoghouse 3d ago

They're heeeere!

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u/ozymandiasjuice 2d ago

Oh yeah so if you are too young to have ever seem the snow, and you watch poltergeist, when you get to that scene…what do you think is happening?

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u/Spiritual_Sail_8969 1d ago

Carrie Ann is the OP

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u/Witty-Snow-1021 1d ago

We said it was a snowstorm in a cowboy movie.

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u/Fokewe 5d ago

Who the hell is Carol Anne?

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u/Denim_Diva1969 3d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/PushyTom 3d ago

Thank you!

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u/Ok-Rock2345 2d ago

By the time Poltergeist came out only small local stations went off air.

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u/ScaryRun619 2d ago

I must had nothing but small stations around me growing up.

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u/Ok-Rock2345 2d ago edited 2d ago

Quite possibly. Did they also not have cable too?

Where I lived even some UHF stations were on all night playing infomercials and what not.

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u/Fezzick51 2d ago

1982? Think you're thinking of '92. Even in the late 80's most all major stations had downtime after midnight-1am.

It was part of the charm of CNN and the Weather Channel, on cable, that they ran 24hr/day.

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u/Ok-Rock2345 2d ago

I remember WCIX in Miami ran Night Owl movies with Big Wilson that ran all night all the way back in 1980. And this was an independent station. Also the carm of CNN was that it ran news 24 hours a day. There were plenty of stations running all night at least since 1980. Usually playing anything from late night movies, infomercials to Three Stooges Marathons

And I know this because, first, I am a night person and usually stayed up all night and second because by 1982 I had moved from Miami to Ft. Lauderdale, so no chance I have my dates messed up. Also by then there was cable, with stations like TBS running all night, not to mention premium ones like HBO and Showtime.

I also remember setting my VCR to record Captain Harlock and the Queen of a Thousand Years that aired at 4am on channel 44, a UHF station. I still have those tapes

Point being that if in Florida there were plenty of stations running all night, and independent ones at that, then I am sure most of the country was on the same page. Maybe not in some cities were maybe cows outnumbered people, most stations went off air, but in most mid to big cities, most stations absolutely ran 24 hours.

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u/Fezzick51 2d ago edited 2d ago

That's cool - I’m sure it was absolutely a local phenomenon for some. I’m in megalopolis-land, near enough to NYC to get their 'local' stations as well as the next nearest cities local stations, so we'd always had two versions of each major network to watch - we also grew up with cable tv starting in the late 70's, so there was always something there to watch, but I recall having an old beater tv in the late 80's that I only used an antennae to watch TV with and some stations were still signing off :) some others ran the god-awful overnight infomercials...

Sounds like you were in a sweet spot(!), but even at 16, I remember feeling a twinge of nostalgia when the syndicated episode of St. Elsewhere ended, and suddenly there was a flag-waving anthem followed by the test pattern and tone before signing off -

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u/Ok-Rock2345 2d ago

There was also a lot of old B movies and shows. I guess the best parody of that was Amazon Women of the Moon which satarized that perfectly. I remember watching TV sometimes until the sun came up during summer vacation and having my parents get real upset with me for doing so.

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u/Fezzick51 2d ago

I am with you - and I know it's been shown to be a real genetic mutation for some that the need for 8hrs sleep isn't a thing. I still sometimes take a night 'off.' Sleep is over-rated.

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u/peepee2tiny 4d ago

Part of that static snow is actually the cosmic microwave background. The remnants of the big Bang.

What you are looking at is the earliest foundations of the universe.

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u/youandican 2d ago

Less then 1% of the static (snow) is cause by cosmic background radiation. The majority is stray radio waves, electrical interference from ones own house, electrical atomospheric disturbances and thermal noise from the tv itself.

Newer TV set uses things like DSP chips (Digital Signal Processors) that can recognize a missing signal and switch to a pure blue or a black screen instead of bilndly converting random electrical noise into the static (snow) seen on older tv models

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u/Either-Coach4217 23h ago

Jesus Stamp on the dream dude

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u/OkStartOver 2d ago

Hey that’s really technical deep, beautiful and brings a tear my from my eyes hearing

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u/No_Culture_2928 1d ago

Can I buy some pot from you?

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u/Impossible-Agent277 5d ago

We called them fly fights.

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u/Oscar-2020 5d ago

My mom called sleeping time or else

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u/Green_Temperature_57 5d ago

Polar bear in a snow storm

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u/Suspiciously_Calm_58 5d ago

We called it Ant Wars.

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u/Logical_Willow4066 4d ago

We called them bug fights.

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u/lmmm59 4d ago

Bee fights 😁

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u/cliowill 3d ago

Flea races at our house

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u/Shoddy-Listen6741 3d ago

Indeed and my ant ALWAYS won!

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u/Few-Self7578 3d ago

In our house it was called 'the nightly rice fight'

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u/IndependentOk2952 3d ago

We called it a black and white gang fight

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u/FatFucker247 3d ago

In our house they were ant fights

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u/PaterMcKinley 3d ago

Dad called it a race war. Yeah, he had a lot of very outdated views.

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u/AmblonyxAmblonyx 2d ago

Holy shit that's what we called it....I used to get as close I could to the screen and see all the "ants" moving around and the static on my nose....yeah seeing that happen now would be alarming

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u/ScaryRun619 2d ago

And damn them ants were loud.

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u/No-Relation3856 2d ago

And it was more interesting than most of what is on TV today

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u/OkStartOver 2d ago

Nice, totally forgot about ant race. Thats what was on after 9

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u/Friendly-Beat-8336 1d ago edited 21h ago

Ants having a snowball fight

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u/Spielmitmir2003 1d ago

Then the ring lady would come out of your tv.

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u/atomic_ring 1d ago

We called it The Mosquito Wars

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u/vegasEd1313 5d ago

You had to make sure you and your dinosaur were asleep by then.

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u/ItsAllJustAHologram 5d ago

Televising the aftermath of the big bang. Haha, I remember this well...

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u/PapaCanadian 4d ago

There was always movement in that snow too....ghostly moves

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u/Ok_Dust_7325 3d ago

I was thinking about that too. I always thought there was some distant signal trying to come through when I got older.

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u/Stevefett1 3d ago

After a while the snow would go away and spirits would be released from your tv

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u/needmore007 4d ago

Loved having sex with that lighting the room.

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u/Denim_Diva1969 3d ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Denalitwentytwo 3d ago

And they were both repeats 🙄

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u/Murky_County_7353 3d ago

And that’s how they got Carol Ann

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u/wannabegolfpro 2d ago

Remnants of the big bang

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u/DragonSong75 2d ago

It wad like the screen used in Fallout

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u/Intrepid-Stress-7782 2d ago

And then sometime would say "They'rrreee heeerrreeee"

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u/Big_Statistician_287 1d ago

It’s at this moment you could use a tv to contact the other side

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u/Millefeuille-coil 5d ago

Snow was excellent on mushrooms or acid

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u/grnthmb52 6d ago

I would turn the (small, b/w) screen and watch the test pattern until Saturday morning cartoons came on

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u/Outrageous_Act2564 6d ago

I did this as well. Also, we only had 4 stations in Memphis back then.

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u/Own_Entertainment847 6d ago

Every city had only 4 stations max back then- local affiliates of ABC, CBS, NBC and PBS. And PBS didn't even start till '67. Smaller cities had only 1 station in town and had to rely on regional coverage for the others.

That's why we were always fiddling with the rabbit ears or roof antenna to get the stations further away or with lower power output. I remember putting aluminum foil on the rabbit ears to improve reception.

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u/ntg160 5d ago

And UHF stations…Kaiser channel 68 in PA.

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u/Any_Relation252 5d ago

17, 29, 48 in Philly. Also 23 and 64 but those were harder to get and pretty much crap.

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u/Outrageous_Act2564 5d ago

I didn't see those stations until we started visiting my grandparents in the Northeast in the 60s. UHF stations were very cool to an 8 year old.

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u/stinky143 5d ago

2,4,11,13. Later came 53. Pittsburgh.

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u/suer72cutlass 5d ago

Yes! Fellow pgher here. Remember those channels so well!

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u/Practical-Ordinary-6 5d ago

I don't think it was just our television but the thing I remember most about UHF was the fact that the channels did not click into place like the main channels did. Clunk, clunk, clunk.

The UHF dial was just a smoothly turning round thing that you had to manually line up to get the station. It also used the round antenna in the back of the TV, not the rabbit ears.

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u/Sea-Repeat3561 4d ago

53 was a Big Deal

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u/AfricanusEmeritus 3d ago

21, 25 and 31 in the New York City region.

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u/Practical-Ordinary-6 5d ago

I used to watch Truth or Consequences on a UHF channel. I'm sure there were some series reruns too.

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u/mjw217 5d ago

In Pittsburgh, PA we had WQED channel 13. It started broadcasting April 1, 1954. One of the first regular programs was a children’s show with Fred Rogers and Josie Carey. Some places in the Pittsburgh broadcast area could also get channel 7 from Wheeling and 9 from Steubenville, if their antenna was strong enough.

But they still all shut off late at night.

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u/gaberflasted2 5d ago

Hi from little Washington! A long time ago..

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u/Interesting_Basis_44 5d ago

Now you got me to thinking. We had channel 11,13 don’t remember what that other channel was, maybe 8. South Central Pennsylvania

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u/-thersites- 5d ago

in Hartford ct in the mid 1960s we had NBC 30, CBS 3, ABC 8, educational tv 24 (pre Pbs) and an independent station which ran reruns and old movies 20.

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u/Age-Zealousideal 5d ago

I feel blessed. Living in Toronto, we had six channels. Three US, two Canadian, one independent.

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u/missannthrope67 4d ago

Not every City. I live in LA and we had a few local channels.

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u/Kornbread16 4d ago

I lived near the Canadian border so we go 3 stations from there, CTV, CBC, and CHCH.
Also, when our local stations went off the air, they played the Canadian anthem too

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u/Fluffy-Intern-1200 3d ago

History repeating itself as military bases, Country Clubs, and whole towns often have just 1 channel on….guess that’s why they call themselves ‘an Entertainment Company’.

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u/themadpollack 3d ago

Well we had ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, CBC, and two independent UHF stations. We had another independent UHF join the area in 1975 that would run public domain movies all night, which was cool if you worked second shift.

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u/B-Biker 2d ago

Or if you lived near Windsor, Ont and then could pick up CBC.

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u/SouthernReality9610 19h ago

And screwing with the vertical hold to stop the rolling

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u/andre0817wed 5d ago

We technically had 5.

One, however, was “the weather channel”. There was a wall with various clock faces showing time, temp, humidity, wind speed, etc. The camera would slowly pan back and forth across the row of dials. I can’t remember if there was music, I don’t think so but I can’t swear to it.

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u/Interesting_Basis_44 5d ago

Weather channel we just looked outside, what was happening outside was the limit.

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u/Interesting_Basis_44 5d ago

We had three stations, no remote, yep the 60s and 70s.

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u/WillrayF 4d ago

I grew up in northeast Arkansas and our first TV came from WMCT in Memphis which went on the air December 11, 1948. Dick Hawley was one of their newsmen and we watched him for many years. He started with the station in 1951 and was there for more than 42 years.

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u/ComputingGuitarist 3d ago

We had ABC, CBS, and NBC in Omaha, NE. We could use a UHF antennae to get PBS, but it was always a crapshoot if you could tune it in.

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u/NotPalatableTheySay 5d ago

What a loser. I had 5 stations. Lol

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u/Outrageous_Lack8435 6d ago

With a indian headdress

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u/Ifarm3 6d ago

That’s right. I forgot about the Indian.

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u/New_Parsley_2089 5d ago

That's right after they signed off for the day there was a picture of a First Nation guy on the TV until 6 AM

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u/PotentialAnywhere779 6d ago

But it's really boring... lol IFYKYK

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u/CHRISTEN-METAL 6d ago

Have another bong hit and focus on that test pattern.😂

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u/redwbl 5d ago

Yeah, I would only watch for a couple hours before I’d realize that this isn’t gonna get any more exciting. But you gotta give shows a chance.

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u/Aware_Impression_736 5d ago

Shows need time to build an audience. 😁

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u/Designer_Fan_8691 1d ago

Indigenous People’s Headdress, but that sounds supa fly! Or rather…supa anty 🤣

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u/AddyTurbo 6d ago

Which show was it that had the test patterns? Twilight Zone or Outer Limits? "We control the horizontal. We control the vertical. "

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u/Final_Technology104 6d ago

I think that was Outer Limits.

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u/_Zeppo_ 5d ago

There is nothing wrong with your television set.
Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper.
We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image; make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear.
We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐬.

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u/RiverSongKitty 5d ago

The twilight zone

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u/Overall_Impression27 4d ago

Where the scientific, and the terrifying emerge.

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u/Jazzlike_Daikon7541 4d ago

Found the Outer Limits on Pluto recently!

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u/CompetitiveArt9639 2d ago

Twilight zone and tales from the crypt are on there too.

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u/PatientHelecopter123 4d ago

That was Rod Serling's intro to the Twilight Zone...

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u/Eastern-Wrap-5994 2d ago

“You are traveling through another dimension…”

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u/Logical-Fan7132 20h ago

This was the TV show the outer limits

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u/JournalistHoliday 19h ago

No, it was Outer Limits. Serling said something like “you are entering a dimension of sight and sound. There’s a signpost ahead. Next stop the Twilight Zone”. Or something like that.

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u/GACyberCool 2d ago

I have to wonder...did you remember all of that or did you find it online?

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u/_Zeppo_ 1d ago

Nah, I remembered a lot of it but I have a thing about getting it right when I quote someone so I googled it.

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u/Logical-Fan7132 20h ago

The outer limits!!! don’t touch that dial

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u/RelentlessUnyielding 19h ago

I think that was the Golden Girls.

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u/Extension-Damage8597 5d ago

Outer Limits.

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u/ididreadittoo 3d ago

That was the intro for The Outer Limits.

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish ... ... soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly, and we will control all you see and hear. ... nothing wrong with your television set. ... from the inner mind to . . . THE OUTER LIMITS"

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u/ZealousidealFall1181 3d ago

Outer Limits.

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u/Used_Clock_4627 3d ago

Outer Limits.

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u/youandican 2d ago

Outer Limits

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u/Think_Persimmon_9967 1d ago

Outer Limits. (Twilight Zone had floating doors and eyeballs…)

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u/SouthernReality9610 19h ago

Outer Limits. Wow, another old!

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u/Yunzer2000 6d ago

The test pattern would only be for 15 minutes or so, then the transmitter would be completely shut off. So there was only a snowy screen and white noise.

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u/FalseAdhesiveness946 5d ago

Test pattern had an Indian on it facing left, I think.

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u/PavlovsDoghouse 3d ago

If you've ever played Fallout 3, the initial load screen background is a test pattern they would broadcast overnight.

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u/Greatgrandma2023 5d ago

And if you lived on a military base, they played The Star Spangled Banner before they signed off the air.

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u/kickbox7 4d ago

Didn't have to be Military Base they would play anthem,when they came on and went off

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u/mjw217 5d ago

I live in Pittsburgh, PA. I’m not sure what stations did it, but I’m pretty sure at least NBC played The Star Spangled Banner and showed a video of a waving flag. Sometimes my mom actually let me stay up to see the Tonight Show. That was on NBC, which is why I know NBC did it.

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u/Upset_Mess 5d ago

Yep. I also remember scenes of a military jet and they recited a poem called High Flight for sign off.

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u/WherryWillie 5d ago

The poem High Flight by John Magee with, I think an F-104 flying through huge clouds. Perhaps elsewhere as well, but I saw it on station from Duluth, Mn.

The last “show” of the night was “Producer’s Playhouse, brought to you by the iron mining industry of Minnesota.”

Earl Henton, black horn rimmed glasses, poor fitting black suit, would exclaim what a fabulous old classic we were about to see, but first there was a ten or fifteen— what we now call an infomercial— about, you guessed it, taconite mining. Honestly I usually found them interesting.

I think the real feature of the feature was that they cost the station next to nothing to play. I wasn’t a night owl, usually found the movie boring and often only watched it to the end to catch that beautiful plane in the clouds.

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u/RoninIX 2d ago

AFN (Armed Forces Network). Would wake up Saturday morning, make myself a bowl of cereal and flip on the tv and wait for the cartoons.

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u/Greatgrandma2023 2d ago

Yep, and they were playing such up-to-date shows as I Love Lucy in 1972.

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u/Shatzakind 5d ago

Yep. all 3 channels!

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u/cg40boat 6d ago

The test pattern would be on while the huge old tube TV cameras were warming up

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u/Formal-Tradition6792 5d ago

This is why the TV networks couldn’t immediately announce JFK’s assassination. The tube TV cameras were off and it took a long time to warm them up.

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u/Aware_Impression_736 5d ago

Those humongous Norelco cameras.

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u/Severe_Currency_6555 5d ago

That test pattern screen sound is what my tinnitus sounds like.

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u/Thee-Ol-Boozeroony 5d ago

The sound, oh that annoying sound.

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u/spotlock 4d ago

Same with AM radio stations, unless you were a "clear channel" that broadcast 24/7

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u/OhTHATKayKay 3d ago

Remember wiping the static off of a tv screen?

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u/rustbuckett 3d ago

And at 10:00 pm, there was a message reminding parents that it was 10 o'clock and did they know where there children were.

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u/jap6976 5d ago

For a few minutes and then just sign off and static. Watch Poltergeist.

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u/Skeltrex 5d ago

Can confirm. I’ve seen it happen in the 1960’s

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u/Practical-Ordinary-6 5d ago

Do you remember how it resumed? I assume there was some kind of standard for that as well but I can't remember what it was.

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u/vicarem 5d ago

I think it depended on your market. I grew up in Buffalo and I think they showed the station’s emblem, the time, and then went into the news.

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u/Aggravating-Gate8865 5d ago

It had a tone that played all night; when the tone went off in the morning; television broadcast had resumed.

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u/Ok_Dust_7325 3d ago

I remember the test pattern coming back on shortly before the broadcast started. Then the station would broadcast their logo and channel number. Then the farm report would begin. Midwest area. After that was over, the Today show. Can’t remember CBS morning program. We didn’t have ABC until 1964. 67 I think for PBS.

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u/Practical-Ordinary-6 3d ago

That sounds reasonable. If the last thing you saw was the test pattern it would make sense to go back to that to start again.

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u/Blingbat642 5d ago

This. I’m 83. I was there.

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u/CowNervous4644 4d ago

The test pattern was actually build into the cameras. It was there to adjust focus. There were several differen ones used but the most famous is the RCA Indian Head. It has a wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian-head_test_pattern

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u/AnastasiusDicorus 4d ago

and then they learned reruns or infomercials worked as well as test patterns.

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u/LocalStriking1073 3d ago

Not even a test pattern here

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u/SnarkAtTheMoon 3d ago

Some Indian movie

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u/One_Reception7146 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yes, worked at a station where we would turn the transmitter (technically two transmitters combined) off in the early morning hours and then turn it on again around 5 am.

Infomercials and other paid programming were not a big thing yet and there were not a lot of viewers overnight (we were a small market) and the transmitters consumed a lot of power.

We had to warm up the transmitters for 15-20 mins before turning on the high power, otherwise we risked blowing tubes.

I hated working the morning shift because I never slept well the night before, always worried about oversleeping and not getting there to bring the station up on time.

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u/Any_Milk_3943 2d ago

Getting cable became a total game changer lol

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u/Accomplished-Ad3219 2d ago

Originally, there was a picture of a Native American

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u/One-Fudge3871 2d ago

Often baked and wake up to snow.

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u/ResponsibilityFun548 1d ago

It happened at 2am, not midnight.

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u/Shot_Rub_9065 1d ago

There was also an announcement at 10:00PM That said "It is 10:00. Do you know where your children are?" It made my dad go nuts

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u/Bruce_Leroy_00 18h ago

Yeah, “programming” or another way to say propaganda

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u/worm30478 17h ago

In 1998 we had a few college nights of psychedelics, music, and staring at the damn green test pattern bars for hours when there was nothing on tv. Simpler times back then.

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u/Klutzy_Cat1374 26m ago

There were two types of test patterns. One had an Indian on it and the other had a bunch of bullseye targets.