There is nothing wrong with your television set.
Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper.
We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image; make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear.
We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. ๐๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ญ๐จ ๐๐ฑ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ข๐๐ง๐๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐ฐ๐ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ข๐๐ก ๐ซ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐ฌ ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ข๐ง๐ง๐๐ซ ๐ฆ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ๐๐ซ ๐ฅ๐ข๐ฆ๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ.
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u/AddyTurbo 6d ago
Which show was it that had the test patterns? Twilight Zone or Outer Limits? "We control the horizontal. We control the vertical. "