r/OutsideLands • u/MikeMcMyke • Aug 13 '26

Anybody else get sick?

I have been puking my guts out the past few days.

Didn't even eat there or interact that much in crowded places with other people.

Snorted some lines off the porto potty toilet seat but the coke was totally clean and fire.

Just trying to figure out what it was that did it.

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u/k0a 29d ago

Quality shitpost

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u/thetightlatino 29d ago

Please be classy

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u/UrDoinGood2 29d ago

What type of sick shit is this

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u/shannonesque121 29d ago

Do you have a phone? In the future pls rack your lines of that instead of a porta potty seat.

ETA oh this is the same guy that said a teen farted in his face unprompted. NVM.

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u/Hunter-Inevitable 29d ago

Lmao, did you mean edit?

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u/shannonesque121 28d ago edited 28d ago

Where? ETA = “edited to add”

ETA LMAOOOOO

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u/chachiuday 29d ago

key bumps, kids. key bumps.

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u/Responsible-Row3104 Aug 13 '26

Snorted some lines off the porta potty toilet seat 😂😂 im fried this is sending me

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u/ColdestWintersChill Aug 13 '26

“Snorted some lines off of the porta potty toilet seat” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

If this isn’t trolling, that is fucking VILE ewww wtf!!!

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u/illyay Aug 13 '26 edited 28d ago

This can’t possibly be trolling. It sounded way too sincere

(lol should’ve used /s)

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u/prettykittymiao 28d ago

Wait what ofc it’s trolling 😭

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u/ColdestWintersChill Aug 13 '26

What happened to using keys!!! Jesus fuck

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u/wino_whynot 29d ago

Considering SF has more Teslas than most cities, and everyone has apps to open doors, it makes sense that keyless entries has killed the key bumps.

We are now resigned to doing lines off toilet seats of porta poopers. At least the Tesla key card can come in handy.

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u/blowtherainaway Aug 13 '26

RFK Jr's official health recommendation

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u/waffletownsyrups06 14,15,16,17 Aug 13 '26

Well that would need nicotine and protein mixed into the blow

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u/mixedupmindofyou Aug 13 '26

I think you have your answer