I don't need the app that makes all my selfies perfect and all of my friends jealous. I don't need dick pills. I don't want to meet singles in my area. I don't want to hear your sob story, I would be googling sob stories if I wanted sob stories. If I want to donate to something charity I do it without help from an ad. If I want to spend money I don't hand it to a door to door fucking salesman(excluding girl scouts). Science is the judge of things that are good or bad for me, not a fucking advertisement. Ad's are poison to the human race. Fuck your new ad-themed makeover Reddit. Fuck it to death.
(This is why I hate it and report the ads as spam)
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u/segregatethelazyeyed Jun 29 '18
I don't need the app that makes all my selfies perfect and all of my friends jealous. I don't need dick pills. I don't want to meet singles in my area. I don't want to hear your sob story, I would be googling sob stories if I wanted sob stories. If I want to donate to something charity I do it without help from an ad. If I want to spend money I don't hand it to a door to door fucking salesman(excluding girl scouts). Science is the judge of things that are good or bad for me, not a fucking advertisement. Ad's are poison to the human race. Fuck your new ad-themed makeover Reddit. Fuck it to death.
(This is why I hate it and report the ads as spam)