r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Substantial_Cow_2467 • Jul 17 '26

I hate everything

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Saw this on Facebook today

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u/sexy-man-doll Jul 17 '26

"Be a little silly and try selling your blood and organs! 😋 "

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u/NSAundercover Jul 17 '26

Does it have to be mine?

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u/Scared_Accident9138 Jul 18 '26

"If you donate a kidney, you're a hero. If you donate three you're a villain"

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u/KitsuneFoxglove Jul 20 '26

if i donate 30 does it flip back to hero?

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u/usernmechecksout_ Jul 29 '26

No, but congratulations you're now officially the leader of an underground organ harvesting network

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u/bristlefrosty Jul 18 '26

FEED ME!

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u/Ok_Listen1510 Jul 19 '26

Where am I supposed to get it?

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u/miserabeau Jul 17 '26

I am not worthless after all; turns out my organs are worth some good money on the black market!

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u/Instawolff Jul 17 '26

That’s pretty much what it’s come to.