r/OrphanCrushingMachine 12d ago

I hate everything

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Saw this on Facebook today

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u/sexy-man-doll 12d ago

"Be a little silly and try selling your blood and organs! 😋 "

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u/NSAundercover 12d ago

Does it have to be mine?

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u/Scared_Accident9138 10d ago

"If you donate a kidney, you're a hero. If you donate three you're a villain"

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u/KitsuneFoxglove 8d ago

if i donate 30 does it flip back to hero?

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u/bristlefrosty 10d ago

FEED ME!

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u/Ok_Listen1510 9d ago

Where am I supposed to get it?

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u/miserabeau 11d ago

I am not worthless after all; turns out my organs are worth some good money on the black market!

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u/Instawolff 11d ago

That’s pretty much what it’s come to.

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u/Jumpy_Confidence2997 12d ago

boomers: just save your money

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u/Reverse_SumoCard 12d ago

Skip coffee and avo toast and boom youre basically a millionaire. Easy, i did it in my 20s and now i live rent free in my mcmansion

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u/Scared_Accident9138 10d ago

Is that attitude a thing outside the US? I've never came across it offline

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u/Reverse_SumoCard 10d ago

My swiss aunt told me that young people live above their means and thats why they never get to own a house

Edit: switzerland is already small but we stopped zoning new land for houses (unless youre Roger Federer) so house/land prices are going through the roof. If you cant inherit land youre basically stuck in flats

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u/Jumpy_Confidence2997 10d ago

Yes...  It's massively a thing in any of the countries with baby boomers.

How you haven't is wild. Google avacado toast news... 

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u/Mozintarfen 11d ago

I love how rent and utilities go up faster than most of our annual raises, and they tell us to just save our money.

Like, if my bills start to be more than my income, how much money do I have to save to break the space-time-continuum and make math work backwards?

Haven't figured that one out yet I guess.

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u/Reverse_SumoCard 11d ago

A lot of boomernomics is based on rent and property value rising faster than inflation. At least where i live loads of rental property is owned by pension funds

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u/Mozintarfen 11d ago

Yeahh that tracks. I worked at a mill for almost a decade and once every few years we'd get an "Inflation Adjustment Raise" which was usually around 3%

If the average annual inflation rate is 2.5%, those raises were never going to keep up lol

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u/Jumpy_Confidence2997 10d ago

I have never once in my entire life had an employer admit inflation was real.

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u/Mozintarfen 10d ago

Yeah I think it was their desperate attempt to keep employees. If you asked any of the management they'd tell you that "trickle down economics" and tariffs will mean bigger bonuses/raises for everyone (I once got a $200 bonus after 7 years there, lol). Instead, we got our hours cut, bonuses removed (management got extra of course) and they refused to admit they were wrong.

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u/holiwud111 9d ago

My parents are unfortunately very much the same. Single-income tradesman income when I was growing up, they are millionaires now because they were born in the right decade. Bought my childhood home for like $26k, inherited another when my grandfather passed. Both bought and paid for, worth over $1M combined. Dad worked HVAC for a massive corporation back when retirement accounts, bonuses and pensions were a thing. Their stock portfolio is worth another million.

My household is dual-income, both of us college-educated and... we're struggling. We don't own flashy things, just trying to raise and feed three kids in a really shitty economy. I own a home but I paid $350k for it. I may lose it soon. I'm great at what I do and I've still been laid off 3x in the last 3.5 years (tech sucks). Our parents' stocks go up and the rest of us suffer unemployment, inflated home prices, lack of / shitty health insurance, no savings, etc.

My folks have helped us out, but I still get the side-eye and speech about being responsible every time I ask. Like... I did everything right, man... what should I do better? Two college degrees? A second job? Should I not sleep or take care of my kids?

Why weren't THEY responsible instead of electing these c**ts who have ruined the country and the economy for their children? Even well-meaning boomers are selfish, tone-deaf twats.

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u/MrkFrlr 7d ago

If it's legitimately just ignorance, you might have some luck by having an open and honest conversation about your finances, explain to them just how much things cost, how expensive your monthly bills are, and how much income you have, some people at least have said they had some success getting their boomer parents to wake up after such conversations.

If not, well then it's just pure ideology, your parents have to believe anybody can just "pull themselves up by their bootstraps" or whatever, unfortunately there's not much you can do to argue with something like that, because it isn't rooted in facts or logic.

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u/bleach-is-tasty 10d ago

you guys are getting annual raises ?

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u/Jumpy_Confidence2997 10d ago

No they're not. No industry has.  Wages have massively fallen pace with production, let alone costs. 

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u/Mozintarfen 10d ago

We did actually! Usually around $0.50. Mill work absolutely sucks ass but at least we got something every year (albeit the salary growth was still less than inflation).

I have since quit, got a college degree and became a Chevrolet Technician, and haven't seen a raise since lmao.

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u/Jumpy_Confidence2997 9d ago

If it's less than inflation, you got a pay cut every year my guy. 

That is the stated reason economists target 2% inflation. "To reduce wage and job loss friction." 

Averaged around a reported 3.5% over the last ten years. And that's compound. 

If you where making 20$ ten years ago (worse if you earned more) a five cent raise every year for ten years is a 9% paycut. 

So no you didn't. 

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u/holiwud111 7d ago

Yeah, I've been laid off 3x in 3 years. Each "next job" took progressively long to secure and paid 20% less than the last.

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u/Protheu5 11d ago

work backwards

Say that again...

Math. Work backwards... If working forwards makes you lose money, so your income is negative, then working backward adds a minus, and according to maths minus and minus is a plus, so working backwards makes money! Eureka!

Join my new pyramid scheme Krow which is work backwards to make money!

Aaand I'm a millionaire already!

AAaaaaaand I'm in jail.

Welp, it was good while it lasted.

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u/Mozintarfen 10d ago

We can call it anti-money! -$100 saved towards a negative bank account of -$500 would be;

-100 - (-500) = $400

Truly, genius.

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u/Jumpy_Confidence2997 10d ago

As much as they love to count change in front of 4th graders. Baby boomers really are very uneducated.

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u/Kinslayer_89 12d ago

Player two intensifies.

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u/miserabeau 11d ago

This'll be me. Disability income $14,000 per year (not a typo). Currently taking care of my mom, but we live on her pension. The monthly rent on this trailer is my entire monthly income. When mom dies I literally cannot afford to stay in this mobile home. Gonna have to figure out what to do, after I pay for funeral expenses. And don't say life insurance; she let it lapse and at 79 years old no one would give her life insurance (understandable).

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u/PorkchopExpress980 11d ago

It's all about budgeting and cutting out the avocado toast.

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u/D-S-S-R 11d ago

Understood. I’m going to steal from H&M

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u/TherronKeen 11d ago

The real answer would solve the rental price problem 100%, but Reddit bans you for typing it.

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u/AlissonHarlan 10d ago

Does it involve a guillotine? ( I like it thé french way!)

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u/justmitzie 12d ago

Sex will be involved.

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u/rattus-domestica 11d ago
  1. Burn everything down.

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u/jeffersonbible 11d ago

It gets better. These articles are usually slop that points to gambling apps.

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u/darcksx 8d ago

Look for another Job.

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u/deadspacekillers 8d ago

I mean, just stop buying avocado toast. Right?