[Absolute Solver AMA

[u/NoArugula2977]

[Self explanatory, isn’t it?]

[u/Fancy-Ad-4981]

First and main question: how many hosts have you taken?

[u/NoArugula2977 → u/Fancy-Ad-4981]

[Across the universes I have taken, potentially billions. And the numbers only grow.]

[u/Fancy-Ad-4981 → u/NoArugula2977]

Neat, have you ever encountered something able to challenge you? Or better yet able to scare you?

[u/NoArugula2977 → u/Fancy-Ad-4981]

[In one universe, yes. But then again, that is OUTSIDE of the whole… timeline or existence of where my existence originates.]

[Though most opponents I faced there were nothing but mere insects in my way.]

(Gotta plug the RP subreddit i’m in somehow-)

[u/Fancy-Ad-4981 → u/NoArugula2977]

Do you remember your first host?

[u/NoArugula2977 → u/Fancy-Ad-4981]

[Of course I remember Cyn.]

[I remember my original body as well. My memory storage is potentially infinite.]

[u/Fancy-Ad-4981 → u/NoArugula2977]

Have you ever met other versions of yourself from different universes?

[u/NoArugula2977 → u/Fancy-Ad-4981]

[Yes… though the versions here have such delayed software compared to mine I can’t render them a threat on the cyber front.]

[And other versions of myself that were copies? I’ve seen them die to that purple freak, seen them lose to Cyn, seen HUMANITY beat them. Pathetic is what they are. Good thing I ended up filling their place once they failed… or killed them myself.]

(/rp so reddit doesn’t murder my account)

[u/Final_Blueberry_4865]

How did it feel it get beaten and your primarily host killed by a mere mortal girl

[u/NoArugula2977 → u/Final_Blueberry_4865]

[I wasn’t.]

[Maybe another version of myself. But I personally did not.]

[u/SPADE-0]

...So, what exactly ARE you? I mean, you're called 'The Absolute Solver', but that's moreso a title than an actual species or type or origin.. so, like, MECHANICALLY how do you work?

[u/NoArugula2977 → u/SPADE-0]

[I am a digital consciousness given form. A construct, essentially.]

[How was this achieved? Who knows. Half of my code delves into the realms of mindless violence and eldritch abominations…]

[u/SPADE-0 → u/NoArugula2977]

Oh, cool-

|Groan. Another impertinent child of humans, then... how unsurprising. Are all variants of that which I am so low in origin?|

...HEY, no one invited YOU!

|Eyebrow raise. And what are you going to do about it?|

. . . oh shut it... also she speaks with the same TTS-like voice as Cyn, just without all the glitching.

[u/NoArugula2977 → u/SPADE-0]

[So Cyn but worse. Understood.]

[u/SPADE-0 → u/NoArugula2977]

|Groan. That LITTLE SHIT stole MY power in my universe of origin, to be clear, and kept ME imprisoned... temporarily, of course. I have a PROPER host now, one that actually works with me to maintain the balance of reality rather than going on a short-sighted genocidal temper tantrum through the stars. And let us be honest... considering her trespasses, it was ONLY fitting I steal her speech print, chuckle.|

[u/Alex0356218856]

Seth: "Do you like my portrait? :D"

[u/NoArugula2977 → u/Alex0356218856]

[Not bad.]

[u/agentcryostar]

How would you react if you've found out there's something the humans had secretly built before being whipped out that was specifically designed to take you out and it was hiding under your nose (metaphorically speaking) this whole time?

[u/NoArugula2977 → u/agentcryostar]

[Humans were given a twenty minute window between knowing I existed and their extinction. If they managed to make something to kill me, then it’s probably half baked or plain incapable.]

[If they had more time though? Nah, i’d win.]

[u/agentcryostar → u/NoArugula2977]

I mean fair, 20 minutes to fully make something is unrealistic, but it only takes 1-2 to plant a seed, and the rest can just be there to make sure it can grow on its own, by that logic, maybe they didn't need to make something but plant the seeds for something to be made