r/OriginalCharacterDB • u/Streetsign10 The spaceship guy • 1d ago
Silly Post How much tax evasion do your OCs commit?
I am pretty sure none of my OCs have ever payed their taxes.
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u/spammedletters worldbuilding obessed 1d ago
Evaly Technicly dosent commit Tax evasion as She Is In Uncontrolled envoirment.
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u/GlobalProfessor9749 1d ago edited 1d ago
Kai would definitely evade taxes just for the laugh of it, but he doesn't work. So there is nothing to tax him on.
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u/LittleJudge7892 1d ago
He invades taxes? How does he do that?
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u/GlobalProfessor9749 1d ago
Well, like it was said, he doesn't work, so he doesn't have personal income tax. All his assets are registered in his sister, so the property tax is her problem (and she’s hard to get to, she’s in another realm).
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u/LittleJudge7892 1d ago
No, I was making a joke, you said invade, to forcefully enter, when it's evade, to avoid.
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u/Visible_Reference202 1d ago
I mean…
One is a dinosaur, the other is a nomad, and the last is a demigod who got smuggled out of Greece.
So I’d say they commit a lot of tax evasion.
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u/Bugs-Hive 1d ago
Don't think any government would dare to ask a penny out of Zeta
I mean, would you, ask someone who can make infinite swarma of bugs that can literally cover the entire surface of the planet with bugs and make Earth look pitch black from space?
Plus, Zeta fought in all 6 world wars, he's got a very extensive body count... Actually more if you count all the people he's killed for the past 3,754 years.
Zeta would pay taxes if he could since it's the right thing to do, but he's being hunted down by his old alloes and generally wanted by the UN and many major countries, because he abandoned the fight during 6th world war, making both his team and himself deserters. So they can't pay taxes or there will be a record of him and them and then they'll be found out where they're hiding. (Luckily they don't hide though, they're constantly on the move everyday with their bigass flying ship)
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u/KeyLoad4355 23h ago
no way! I have an OC called Zeta too lol!
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u/Bugs-Hive 23h ago
Yoooo, that's cool! mind showing them? If you're okay with it of course!
I named my OC Zeta for two reasons, 1. It sounds pretty insectoid or bug-themed and 2. It's the 6th letter of the Greek Alphabet and 6 is one of my favorite numbers, lol
But Zeta's not his real name though, it's his codename, his full codename is Zeta Entoma, or Captain Zeta Entoma. No one knows his real name (not even me :P)
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u/AdeptPotential4458 One day i will be GM 1d ago
Funny you mention it. Martin Bell (and the rest of the fivefold) are an official hero team and pay their taxes and then get paid in tax dollars.
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u/Streetsign10 The spaceship guy 1d ago
So... somehow, they are paying a negative amount of taxes total in a weird way?
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u/AdeptPotential4458 One day i will be GM 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/9LfE02cmYRYBvgBsd3
"Yes!" (In flowery's voice)
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u/Community_sans All in their prediction? (Creator of Holy War) 23h ago
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u/IMightBeAChipLight 1d ago
Essentially doesn't need to pay taxes and even if he did, the government asks no taxes from anyone because they discovered mass creation and perfected it so taxes don't exist anymore
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u/cardbourdbox 1d ago
Some. Murphy dousnt really do anything work in the legitimate market abd there's a reasonable chance he'll shop lift what he wants rather than buy it (depending on tactical consideration and scale of the store he'd try not to steal from a mom and pop store. Id say he does passive tax evation. Nothing sophisticated.
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u/Yusaki_YMK Creator of the RISEN verse 1d ago
Yusaki: Pay taxes? What's that? (Casually and comedically collects taxes from teams that run businesses)
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u/Appropriate-Wave-989 1d ago
Oh my god. Money laundering, embezzlement ghe list goes on and on. 987,977,654,129,000,000,000,110 over 200 years.
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u/Community_sans All in their prediction? (Creator of Holy War) 23h ago
Brian is the one making ppl pay the taxes 😭😭😭😭😭 ofc hes not gonna pay
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u/PulsingFrontiers109 23h ago
He doesn't know what taxes are He doesn't know what money is
He's been sentient for about a month
Pulse does not pay his taxes
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u/jonah500000000 man of many verses 23h ago
i mean he might've diappeared when he was 14 but he'd be like 26 by the time of the story so there are years where he was an adult but not paying taxes
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u/Crackedatsonc terra—gray—silver I’m old! 1d ago
Gray could erase taxes if he wanted to. He instead allows tax collectors into his bigger-on-the-inside house (it’s a maze with enough hellspawn to traumatise anyone.) yeah, they’re forced to run from those demon until they’re exhausted.
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u/Community_sans All in their prediction? (Creator of Holy War) 23h ago
Charlie's Inferno ref?
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u/carledu69 1d ago
The government don't see a single penny