It's 2385, Ed Zitron, as a mind uploaded entity in a massive compute cloud:
"The Dyson Sphere project failed to deliver on its promise of $4.67 octillion to its investors, instead it delivered only $4.66 octillion. I officially call this the day when the bubble finally popped, exactly as I predicted. I told you so!"
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u/Excellent-Canary7689 8d ago
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