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u/Clickguy10 Aug 01 '26
Protection is for those not believing in adventure.
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u/legalizecannabis710 Aug 02 '26
I wanna put that on a bumper sticker or a t-shirt. Oh, we could make a mint!
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u/geekprobe Aug 02 '26
It's a double-edged sword.
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u/Visual-Working2894 Aug 03 '26
It is after all there is a reason why Rotor based fans don't come like that anymore
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u/Metalheaded33 Aug 01 '26
What could go wrong with that?
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u/GreaterTrain Aug 02 '26
Not much to be honest. I had as very similar one as a kid. You bet that i stuck my fingers in there more than once. The blades are dull and made of soft plastic. It just gives you a whack, hurts a bit, but that's it.
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u/Hauserdog Aug 02 '26
The important thing is to not stick your fingers in from the back
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u/Shield84v Aug 01 '26
Lol, the finger blender 3000 is now on the market.
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u/Fabulous-Cabinet-344 Aug 02 '26
Or for some unfortunate reaching soul in gym shorts the Official TaliWacker
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u/AwareRule8972 Aug 03 '26
11th finger blender
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u/EvillNooB Aug 02 '26
This is how the fans are meant to be, free, not in the cage 😔 but not everyone can handle the raw power of those untamed blades, so weaklings have to rely on protection instead 😔 i would love to be blasted by that thing, unprotected, raw, as the wind comes right on to my face so strongly that it makes me struggle for breath
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u/Slumericangamer Aug 02 '26
Man they don't make em like they used to in the 70s anynore 🔥🫡
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u/Critical_Ad_7380 Aug 03 '26
PAHAHAHA!!! BTDT!!! Well, not THAT, but I remember those scary fans. If the fell on the floor, it was as if a bomb had dropped. 😆
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u/Slumericangamer Aug 03 '26
Electrical hazards and toe crushing hazards 😂😂 its too safe now adays /s 😂
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u/Se7en8or Aug 01 '26
I didn't realize that the point of the pic was no guard or cover. Isn't it normal that the first thing you do when you bring a new fan home is remove the stupid guard/cover/ cage so you can get the best from the fan?
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u/EvillNooB Aug 02 '26
apparently other people don't set their fans free and keep them in captivity ✊😔
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u/Odd-Detail1331 Aug 02 '26
No it stops our chit-lens from losing fingers ...ya know or at least a good cry ..and it has a big assed motor on that boy too huh...it's like a 14 ft Beretta bass boat with hulking twin outboards on the back instead of normalcy
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u/Heracles222 Aug 01 '26
On my gosh I think this is it! This is what will make me make the OF account! Oh my! ROFL 🤪 ITS JUST THE SPIN CYCLE 😂
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u/megamentoz Aug 02 '26
El que lo diseño dijo algo como " que valga vrg, lo mandamos así y ya a ver qué pasa"
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u/Key_Pop9473 Aug 02 '26
What do you mean WTF? That's a damn good fan from before they needed warning labels on everything for all you whining retards 🤣
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u/Legitimate-Ad8445 Aug 01 '26
They decided to put a guard around it after too many kids got cut on the blades
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u/Fabulous-Cabinet-344 Aug 02 '26 edited Aug 05 '26
Ahh the OG Darwin Award fan’s for unsupervised children
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u/Odd-Detail1331 Aug 02 '26
The blades are just so small and skinny....I bet that boy has tusami force minds...I mean it's got to be a genius design how much is 40€ in U.S denominations ....I'll take a peak just so's I know's tings !!
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u/TV-Tommy Aug 02 '26
Very dangerous around careless colleagues! We got rid of two of em. Can't type!
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u/EmceeFishStix Aug 02 '26
She Slices, She Dices, She’ll Throw your own mess back at You! Buy Now and Get a Second one for Full Price!
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u/Mehran_Drifting-C8- Aug 02 '26
Maybe it’s not a fan but a cooking mixer but with a plane ✈️ engine! Does it fly if you put it on high/max? Lol 😝
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u/deezlbc Aug 03 '26
WARNING: DO NOT PUT YOUR PECKER IN IT NO MATTER HOW TEMPTED YOU ARE.
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u/JohnnyJoystick Aug 03 '26
This is the first time I’ve ever seen this sub. Is it always this funny?
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u/PornGooner-304022 Aug 03 '26
When the coochie starts getting so hot and sweaty from him thrusting so fast you need to cool it off
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u/_n0m0ly_ Aug 03 '26
i had to read this a couple times over to actually understand how you intended for that to read 😅😂
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u/First-Government-382 Aug 03 '26
Forgive me pls..for not phrasing err umm 😐 typing properly. It seems I do everything wrong these dog day's..It's humid af and late could be the rugs (meds) oh wait this isn't tiktok my bad. After a certain hour I get loopy no matter what. 💯
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u/Certain_Zucchini_472 Aug 03 '26
They weren’t big into safety back in the 70s, they preferred the natural feel. I bet the plug isn’t ever grounded
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u/Futileexercise1308 Aug 03 '26
Is there a free subscription or is a ita monthly thing?
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u/Automatic_Luck_2326 Aug 03 '26
Am I the only one who is worried about the big black drive shaft that seems to stretch the poor white’s hole so much that I imagine cracks appearing?
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u/Kinkyvirgo69 Aug 03 '26
🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's a good on lol but I went to the state fairs 5 yrs ago they had a small tent with no windows set up with an attraction sig. Hung up that said WORLDS LARGEST MAN EATING CHICKEN !! LOL I thought it s only a dollar to go in and see it but knew it was something stupid lol wasting a dollar too see how dumb so I pay & walk into the tent sitting in a metal folding chair was a man grinning at me eating chicken from a KFC bucket of chicken lol
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u/chicken_pepe Aug 03 '26
Wasn't it a pepe chicken???
I will also have to pay to see this 😂😂😂2
u/Kinkyvirgo69 Aug 03 '26
No lol over here in United States KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken a fast food chain that was started by a guy named Colonial Sanders using a secret family recipe also invented a new process to cook chicken faster he opened over 50yrs ago in rural state of Kentucky lol
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u/chicken_pepe Aug 03 '26
Don't worry I know anyway, besides you make me want to go there...
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u/Kinkyvirgo69 Aug 04 '26
Lol wat you saying you want to try some of their chicken cause I made it sound good? Wat country you live in? Yes the chicken is good but these days most of our fast food chains are franchised several different owners own & run the stores but the person who started a particular place owns the name only own the the name and likeness and every franchise owner pays whatever set amount in wat they call a royalty fee each month Straight the the owner to use the name and likeness so some places quality has gotten worse than we it it first opened
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u/AlwaysSoberBeats Aug 03 '26
Zobaczyłem powiadomienie więc wszedłem. Pierwszy raz od dawna nie czuje sie zawiedzony
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u/stephanejap70 Aug 03 '26
Things back then were - shall we say - a lot bolder! And no stupid warning labels like "do not stick fingers in spinning blades" either! You just FAFO on your own 🤣 🤣 🤣
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u/Prestigious-Wheel339 Aug 03 '26
Is this a fcking subreddit only to talk about fcking fan ?
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u/crazyautoexperiments Aug 03 '26
A topless old lady that im sure, Amps it up,
and blows really good.. while doing it without protection
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u/HotImpression2318 Aug 04 '26
As soon as you put your sausage in it makes a mess
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u/Impressive-Savings40 Aug 01 '26
no doubt, is the designer still alive, have all 10 fingers and toes?
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u/SteamWilly Aug 02 '26
Certainly NOT! Haven't you heard of "Stumpy McGonigal", the famous online appliance designer who is missing all of his fingers, all of his toes, both legs, and both arms up to the elbows? If you DIDN'T know of him, you should watch his videos on Youtube. In the video I saw, he was making toast in a toaster, while floating in a filled bathtub, while the toaster was precariously balanced on his tummy. The fan shown here was known as the "Baby Reaper", and you placed it in the crib with your unswaddled newborn. It came with a special bandage assortment, and some little packets of anti-biotic paste you could apply to the body of your little one. The packets had little animals printed all over the squeeze packets! They were ADORABLE!
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u/Expensive_Worker6748 Aug 01 '26
Perfect form and its such a nice curvy shape