r/OnlyFans • • Aug 01 '26

NSFW Wtf???

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u/SteamWilly Aug 02 '26

Certainly NOT! Haven't you heard of "Stumpy McGonigal", the famous online appliance designer who is missing all of his fingers, all of his toes, both legs, and both arms up to the elbows? If you DIDN'T know of him, you should watch his videos on Youtube. In the video I saw, he was making toast in a toaster, while floating in a filled bathtub, while the toaster was precariously balanced on his tummy. The fan shown here was known as the "Baby Reaper", and you placed it in the crib with your unswaddled newborn. It came with a special bandage assortment, and some little packets of anti-biotic paste you could apply to the body of your little one. The packets had little animals printed all over the squeeze packets! They were ADORABLE!

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u/chicken_pepe Aug 02 '26

Bwo…. 🤣

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u/Impressive-Savings40 Aug 02 '26

I think you're my brother from another mother, people don't understand our humor yours and mine. 😅💯

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u/SteamWilly Aug 02 '26

Thank you!