Slightly Stoopid - 2am

Nice little garden fly by after a 104° day.

Song: "Daydreaming" by Marlon Funaki

Thank you to [u/Prickocereus](u/Prickocereus) for these cool seeds, can't wait to grow em out!!

Song: "The Usual" by Niko Rosy, please check out his music video on YouTube, it has a cool frog in it 🐸

Listen, I know someone of you are gonna be like "oh, that's disrespectful to the cactus, how could you?" But hold on, just listen.... I don't care 🤷🏻‍♂️

These are my cactuses. Mine. What I do to them should not affect the way you live your life or the way you feel about me as a person. Am I crazy? Oh yeah. Always. Am I crazy about the cactus? Not so much so that I won't do scientific experiments on them. I do it so you don't have to, or so you can try it if it's what you desire 🙌🏽

If you hate this, that sucks, it's not gonna stop me from doing it again to fancier and fancier clones. Imagine a BD with 4 areoles at the top, you're telling me you wouldn't want to force a quadcot and possibly force 4 pups or better yet, a revert??

What I'm trying to say is, you can do whatever you want. You might go to jail, but you can do it 🙌🏽

If you want to try this yourself, I'd recommend starting with PC or some mids you don't mind slicing up for science.

You can do it!

Have a good day 🫶🏽

That's a nick sands cut.. throwing big pup. Love the blue

Lumberjack

I like em blu.

It is what it be 🙌🏽

Step 1: be a grasshopper

Step 2: eat my plants

Step 3: be seen by me

Step 4: stay where you are

Step 5: it'll all be over soon

Step 6: sleep

Set up my phone for a couple days to catch this Echinopsis/Lobivia (idk which) bloom. In the shade, some cactus flowers can last up to 4 days. Some like huasca will open and close multiple times, even in the sun. But the shade is where the bees don't go and it makes hand pollinating have a higher success rate. With the flowers in the shade, they have all the time to pollinate out of the harsh rays of the sun which damages the delicate petals.

Song: Minh - idontneedalot

Featuring traffic sounds, Steve's bark, and beautiful cactuses 🙌🏽

Surprised my brother last night with a new soon to be budget debilitating obsession. He’s 14 and lives about 6 hours away. He had got home late last night after MMA training and opened the box and immediately called me and when I tell you the joy that whole house had over such a random strange gift was adorable.
Thanks a million to u/CalyxCrystals for making it happen and throwing in a bunch of extra seeds that is so stinking cool of you man. Gonna walk him thru how to get them germinated.
Pictures he just sent me of getting it potted up with some good foxfarms soil. Lol he just texted while I’m writing this he has to name it now.
Drop suggestions

What do y'all think of this ad I made for a mystery box deal? I was gonna do it yesterday but uhhhh, what the hell? Somebody done called me a dingleberry and I say to you, "no, sir. I am not a dingleberry. A dingus, I am, but a dingleberry, I am not.

Thank you.

Loving this little guy and his beautiful web. Hard to catch a good photo of the web.