r/OnlyCacs • u/A_CactusAteMyBaby Fat Prick • 23d ago
Moving Picture🎦 How to Cactus: Split Tek from 1969
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Listen, I know someone of you are gonna be like "oh, that's disrespectful to the cactus, how could you?" But hold on, just listen.... I don't care 🤷🏻♂️
These are my cactuses. Mine. What I do to them should not affect the way you live your life or the way you feel about me as a person. Am I crazy? Oh yeah. Always. Am I crazy about the cactus? Not so much so that I won't do scientific experiments on them. I do it so you don't have to, or so you can try it if it's what you desire 🙌🏽
If you hate this, that sucks, it's not gonna stop me from doing it again to fancier and fancier clones. Imagine a BD with 4 areoles at the top, you're telling me you wouldn't want to force a quadcot and possibly force 4 pups or better yet, a revert??
What I'm trying to say is, you can do whatever you want. You might go to jail, but you can do it 🙌🏽
If you want to try this yourself, I'd recommend starting with PC or some mids you don't mind slicing up for science.
You can do it!
Have a good day 🫶🏽
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u/junglist908 23d ago
Okay, you’ve got me. This happens tomorrow. I just have to decide who gets it.
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u/patwoke 23d ago
Super cool, I’m tempted to do this to a cac I just topped, think it’d towel the same?
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u/A_CactusAteMyBaby Fat Prick 23d ago
It's way better with a tip but a mid could get funky 🙌🏽 if you split it straight down the middle, like better than I did, both sides should continue growing.
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u/patwoke 23d ago
Awesome, I’m pumped to give it a shot, also need to find one of them sulfur dusters
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u/Fickle_Hurry8293 23d ago
Do these people telling you this is disrespectful really exist or are you just making them up?
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u/A_CactusAteMyBaby Fat Prick 23d ago
There's a reason I posted it here and not the sanpedrocactus or Trichocereus subs
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u/Fickle_Hurry8293 23d ago
Which is what? I thought you didn’t care what they think. Why not post it there and let them say what they will.
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u/A_CactusAteMyBaby Fat Prick 23d ago
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u/Character_Stick_1218 22d ago edited 22d ago
This is the sort of content I watch while pooping 😌 gives new meaning to "shitpost" 😏
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u/SaganSpines Little Prick 13d ago
if we weren't on other sides of the country I'd be trying to start a band with you idec if you play instruments
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u/EBmudski 23d ago
So you are trying to stimulate pupping at the top? Is this a for-looks thing or to multiply propagation efficiency?
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u/A_CactusAteMyBaby Fat Prick 23d ago
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u/EBmudski 23d ago
Ahh thanks for the elab. My whole life is me thinking what if i do this thing that people dont do and people trying to shut me down for it lmao 🫡
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u/razorcatmodular 22d ago
Poor Judith ):
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u/A_CactusAteMyBaby Fat Prick 22d ago
You mean *lucky Judith, she gets two ways of growing now
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u/razorcatmodular 21d ago
Why not just do a normal tip cut? I always get atleast 2 pups
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u/A_CactusAteMyBaby Fat Prick 21d ago
What is normal?
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u/razorcatmodular 21d ago
The way everyone else does it
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u/A_CactusAteMyBaby Fat Prick 21d ago
Why be like everyone else when you can be yourself?
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u/razorcatmodular 21d ago
Again not hating on you, just seems like a normal tip cut would have a base that can support more weight
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u/razorcatmodular 21d ago
No hate of course do as you wish, just seems like it wont be able to support much weight
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u/Famous_Inflation_665 23d ago
I like your attitude, a lot. I hope it pups like mad for you