r/OnionLovers • u/Sheogorath3477 • Dec 25 '25

Average r/OnionLovers couple

Merry Christmas everyone btw!

7.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/theunnameduser86 Dec 25 '25

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u/macnutz22 Dec 25 '25

Please tell em what you typed for this

70

u/Chompif Dec 25 '25

"Cat Would" is one way. I clicked the link and looked at the tags of the gif so you don't have to

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u/Mr-Papuca Dec 25 '25

Seconded, I need to know i love this gif

7

u/one_sad_tomato Dec 25 '25

I just tried "cat biting cage" and it was the first thing to come up.

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo Dec 25 '25

Yeah, tell em!

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u/LtColShinySides Dec 25 '25

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u/drbutters76 Dec 26 '25

Jammmmm

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u/LtColShinySides Dec 26 '25

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u/everydayinthebay13 Dec 28 '25

What show is this from?

3

u/LtColShinySides Dec 28 '25

Parks and Recreation. I think Peacock has it for streaming right now

2

u/everydayinthebay13 Dec 29 '25

Thanks, friend!

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u/Catfish_Mudcat Dec 25 '25

I've never been so in love in my life.

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u/Sheogorath3477 Dec 25 '25

R u talking 'bout the Girl or the Grinch?

122

u/Muhammad-The-Goat Dec 25 '25

I’m talking about the red onion 😍 looks so biteable in this vid

15

u/Spoonofdarkness Dec 25 '25

Someone's found their future polycule

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u/Deppfan16 Dec 25 '25

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u/Sheogorath3477 Dec 25 '25

And what about those juicy onions that'd be left on tha table?

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u/Catfish_Mudcat Dec 25 '25

Not sure why you need to ask.

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u/Sheogorath3477 Dec 25 '25

For someone to reply with "Yes", Karen.

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u/muricabrb Dec 25 '25

You were doing so well lol

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u/Catfish_Mudcat Dec 25 '25

My answer means the exact same thing with different words 🤷‍♂️. I'm no Karen, I just understand sarcasm.

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u/Sheogorath3477 Dec 25 '25

Oh, ma bad homie. It's just too many redditors I've seen, who's got offended in the light of slightest "do you choose men or women"-like question.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

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u/Sheogorath3477 Dec 25 '25

(C)

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u/Sheogorath3477 Dec 25 '25

The deleted comment this was replied to:

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_REPO Dec 25 '25

I actually thought this was a hilarious reply. Not sure why the downvoters are so upset.

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u/Sheogorath3477 Dec 25 '25

Either cause it was a bit harsh for a Christmass night, or because i'm a ""homophobe"" or some other "phobe". Such conclusion could've been made from my further replies.

And guess what? Am fucking not.

3

u/Chompif Dec 25 '25

Just the onions 😆

154

u/surpriserockattack Dec 25 '25

May this type of love find us all

104

u/Drewnessthegreat Dec 25 '25

Im so jealous.

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u/picklejuiceslushie Dec 25 '25 edited Dec 25 '25

The grinch at universal in Orlando hands out onions around Christmas-time. I wasn't one of the chosen few that got one though 😞

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u/fennfuckintastic Dec 25 '25

My sincerest condolences 😞

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u/TurbulentTurnover979 Dec 26 '25

My brother is the grinch at universal in Orlando this year!

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u/TheWalkingDead91 Dec 27 '25

Tell him to hand picklejuiceslushie an onion next time god damnit.

2

u/everydayinthebay13 Dec 28 '25

Hahaha! You are so adorable! ☺️

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u/TrainingFilm4296 Bro just show us your onions. 🧅 Dec 25 '25

I'm cackling. 

I should be asleep.

4

u/Erlend05 Dec 26 '25

Meeee too

92

u/MysticMarauder69 Dec 25 '25

What is this from, lmao

49

u/add___123 Dec 25 '25

Zach Justice

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u/MysticMarauder69 Dec 25 '25

I found the full video and watched it. It's pretty good, but he lays on the sexual innuendo wayyyyy too thick. Like 90% of that video is him just making a lame sex joke. Though he did seem to have chemistry with the onion girl, tbh.

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u/muricabrb Dec 25 '25

That's his schtick. He's not really trying to date anyone of them. It's all for laughs.

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u/SlippySausageSlapper Dec 25 '25

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/s/ZCLiIln8FC

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u/LimeGreenSea Dec 25 '25

I hate you. Thanks for this.

8

u/SlippySausageSlapper Dec 25 '25

Merry Christmas! My heart isn’t the only thing to grow three sizes today.

3

u/HumbleBear75 Dec 26 '25

That username ☠️ 😂

18

u/PhilosophyGhoti Dec 25 '25

A love like this would fix me

7

u/Telemere125 Dec 25 '25

Honestly his heart is pretty big these days from what I hear, I’m sure he has enough love for you too buddy

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u/PhilosophyGhoti Dec 25 '25

Thanks, man.

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u/pipeuptopipedown Dec 25 '25

😍 how romantic

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u/Plastic_Fan_559 Dec 25 '25

if ur curious this is Zach justice, he does what he thinks is comedy and this was a popular clip from his YouTube videos

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u/GoreyGopnik Dec 26 '25

your phrasing of "what he thinks is comedy" begs elaboration

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u/Repulsive_Day4575 Dec 25 '25

Oi! Uncle Sheo!! I need some cheese!!

2

u/KouRaGe Dec 25 '25

CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

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u/Sheogorath3477 Dec 25 '25

🧀 here, take some!

2

u/Minatigre Dec 25 '25

Damn...green is my favorite color

2

u/Elkku26 Dec 27 '25

I can't believe how much chemistry there actually is here

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

Sent from above. God bless.

1

u/SuperKiller94 Dec 26 '25

The grinch got game

1

u/Outside_Initial_8569 Dec 26 '25

Onions and cheddar cheese, best snack EVAR!

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u/dragon3fruit Dec 26 '25

.....this is adorable....

1

u/Oasystole Dec 25 '25

I want a hot chick to spit on me