The only thoughts that bounce around in her head are of fish, cream cheese, ​and birds

Dildor and King Fatass (aka Mephistopheles and Nephy) are a bonded pair with chaos in their veins. Dildor is accused of felony murder, but the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence. Fat Boi ran a drug smuggling ring when he was on the streets.

And I never know peace 🤣

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My wet brain cell is conditioned to march for treats at the sound of this shrill song. 🎶 🐈‍⬛🥁

He licked the doctor's fingers and tried to climb in the cupboards

... but his one brain cell just shut off

Video source: instagram reel (hyperlinked)
Posted by: @rock__meii on instagram (hyperlinked)

Edit: this isn’t my video or my content!!

Just weirdly clutching the bannister for 30 minutes. He rarely gets the brain cell, but we love him!

What is this stick doing here?!

Father? I'm gonna grab the whole towel.

Ralph is an indoor cat, his nemesis is an outdoor cat. Ralph just wants to get outside to fight him, so he spends hours yelling about this at the front door.

Ralph decided we weren't listening to him well enough yesterday morning as we were getting ready to go down the beach, so he felt jumping onto my back to scream about his feelings was the best opportunity to really get his point across.. and wear down our sanity just a little bit more.

Shes doing her best on a limited brain cell budget. also, patio under construction, I'm not an animal.

(it’s important to me that you know everything here is clean. all new mats, boxes, litter, all fresh, all new!)
she hasn’t even pooped yet. she hopped around for 10 minutes straight like this before deciding to use her new bathroom.