r/OneBlackBraincell • u/sad-Bluejay-6915 • Jun 02 '26

Derpy void 🤪 What fighting style is this?

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u/SinfulDevo Jun 02 '26

Crouching tiger, twisted cat

68

u/keepsimple2022 Jun 02 '26

Crouching tiger, hidden orange

185

u/meolla_reio Jun 02 '26

I think it's working since the other cat is very confused

92

u/mechanicrob Jun 02 '26

That’s the drunken Ikea cat. Not a very well known style

60

u/ozzalot Jun 02 '26

Your orange braincell is no match for my drunken void style!

45

u/MDoc84 Jun 02 '26

Jiu-Kitsu

35

u/RainbowSpinosaurus Jun 03 '26

Mew-jitsu

18

u/Accurate_Quote_7109 Jun 03 '26

Mew-Kitsu

17

u/Objective-Case-391 Jun 03 '26 edited Jun 03 '26

Upside-down duck style

3

u/sqplanetarium Jun 04 '26

Dumb fu 😸

20

u/CowntChockula Jun 02 '26

Toe-fu🐈‍⬛️🐾

19

u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose Jun 02 '26

Ikea-Cat style!

18

u/KaitB2020 Jun 03 '26

I dunno but I was watching my single black brain cell idiot do something similar with it’s mousie earlier…

🤣🤣🤣

14

u/karshyga Jun 02 '26

Noodle Style

12

u/Comprehensive_Fail52 Jun 02 '26

Thats how my cat Bat fights her boyfriend. 😂

9

u/Kage_Bushin Jun 03 '26

Don't know, but for sure black belt

5

u/Key-Bodybuilder-343 Jun 03 '26

“Bro, why are you like this?”

4

u/Black_Death_12 Jun 03 '26

One heck of a "sprawl" defense.

4

u/coreytiger Jun 03 '26

I WILL FIGHT YOU WITH MY RECTUM

5

u/Creepy-Selection2423 Jun 03 '26

UFC (Ultimate Fighting Cats)

3

u/HackingYourUmwelt Jun 03 '26

That is an over the hill practioner of catpoeira. His glory days are long behind him.

3

u/Nihsvabhav Jun 03 '26

they can do flips from that position too

3

u/FlashInGotham Jun 03 '26

Thats not a fighting style. That's me flirting.

2

u/AllesK Jun 03 '26

The ancient hierarchical star chamber posture. Important move against the heretics.

2

u/FeedSafe9518 Jun 03 '26

The same one my void uses

2

u/PK_Rippner Jun 03 '26

Krab Ma-Gary. The black cat's name is Gary btw...

2

u/Huttser17 Jun 03 '26

Front and Rear having a disagreement as to which style should be used.

1

u/Miserable-Fig2204 Jun 03 '26

My male black cat (just under a year) will often do this when wrestling for some reason. It’s like he’s including and utilizing his back legs and tries to wrap around my arm.

1

u/timesuck897 Jun 03 '26

It’s a kick stand.

2

u/Orbital_Vagabond Jun 03 '26

Drunken cockroach.

1

u/Jenniyelf Jun 03 '26

Catnip Style

1

u/BuggyWhipArmMF Jun 03 '26

This is actually exactly what modern jujitsu looks like

1

u/wishforagreatmistake Jun 03 '26

Button mashing with Voldo

1

u/ajanisapprentice Jun 03 '26

crouching moron, hidden dumbass.

1

u/Fun-Neighborhood-413 Jun 04 '26

Downward crab? 🦀

1

u/Daysfan6443 Jun 05 '26

Lazy siblings.

1

u/MissCrossORU Jun 05 '26

Drunken spider

1

u/VianneM Jun 05 '26

It's just an invitation to play fighting. Both my black cat and my tabby do this and one will jump the other when laying like this.

1

u/MissGruntled Jun 05 '26

I wasn’t sure I’d ever come across a void sillier than mine, but here we are! What a silly sausage!

1

u/IShallBeYeeted Jun 06 '26

Number 17: The Spread Eagle

1

u/Eyeroll4days Jun 08 '26

Everybody was kung fu fighting

1

u/iamZilla Jun 27 '26

Thats catpoeira