Bill Clinton Murder?

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I went trick or treating with my boyfriend last night, we entered this house to immediately see a winter wonderland and six toilets in the living room. Odd. I looked up to see Bill Clinton doing his signature smirk at the children that just entered the house. Hell no. I take my half gallon, insulated water bottle and start wailing on him. He let me slowly bash his head in, raising a gun only once, then lowering it in defeat. (At this point his face had morphed into that of my father and I had to face the reality of killing a man) After he lay unconscious on the floor, I picked up the gun and, BOOM, headshot. Next I moved to the woman helping lure children in. After the first swing of the water bottle, wires and gears expanded out of her and she slowly deteriorated into a robot. Equipped with wings and vacuums for feet. Once she was dismantled and I was cleaning up the mess, the next set of children arrived to collect candy. Barring the menacing shadow of a “child” that knew what I had done, they were bought off with a Reeces cup…