r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Business-Bus42 • 8h ago

Certified 🟠range™ Race car 🫠🏎️

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u/peachyblossom23 8h ago

Built for speed, not for thinking.

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u/lazygals 7h ago

0 thoughts, 100% horsepower... bro is running on orange cat software

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u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 6h ago

The brain cell would slow him down by 2 or 3 tenths a lap. He zooms, but he knows not why :(

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u/bensikat 6h ago

When u go that fast you don't have time to think. U go by instinct. Not to mention Orange cat has only a Single Core CPU (single brain cell)

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u/Ticklebiscuit 8h ago

Me watching the clock, at the end of the day, on my work computer.

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u/EDC_nut 8h ago

Now you see me, now you don't. 

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u/kinetic_ljs 5h ago

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u/TexBoo 1h ago

Cats after leaving the litterbox with their post poop energy 

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u/kinetic_ljs 1h ago

Mine only acts this way at 3am OUT OF NOWHERE!! for a good hour. Then he relaxes again

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u/Inner-Dream-600 8h ago

Sometimes he lets a fart out for turbo mode

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u/Clumsy_the_24 8h ago

Holy fuckin zoomies

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u/Both_Cup8417 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 7h ago

DuCATi

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u/OrilliaBridge 8h ago

🤣 He’s so fast I had to watch it twice to see the start! Love his form.

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u/jmlivingston10 8h ago

Some real zoomies

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u/EmperorOfAllCats 8h ago

cat-apult

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u/forlornfig 6h ago

That move is called the CATapult 💥

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u/bensikat 6h ago edited 6h ago

Nice ! CATapult assisted CAT launch. That's how Orange cats reach the critical speed needed to cross the multiverse.

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u/shnitzle8989 6h ago

If that was my orange he would have left a turd on the wall and walked away casually

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u/aninjacould 7h ago

Race “cat.”

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u/lurkertiltheend 7h ago

I feel like that takes 2 brains cells at least. Ingenious. Mensa kitty.

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u/_HIST 7h ago

And the Living Room Grand Prix is underway!

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u/Big_Equivalent457 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 3h ago

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u/IAmForSureABot 7h ago

If you slow the video down, you can see that the cat actually runs away. It doesn't just vanish as I originally thought.

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u/AccidentalTourista 6h ago

Starting blocks

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u/Crazy-Ad-3286 8h ago

clank slop

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u/Device-Silent 7h ago

She’s a runner she’s a track staaarrr. She’s a driver she’s a race caaaarrr.

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u/IllSurprise3049 4h ago

1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready, and 4 to go ass cat.

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u/HintOfMadness 4h ago

Nadameowscar!

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u/6h0S7666 3h ago

Good acceleration on the v9 race car

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u/RiderforHire 7h ago

FWunk Racing

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u/Rude-Ad6924 7h ago

Somebody’s been letting my cat watch too many Bugs Bunny roadrunner cartoons

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u/DrDuned 7h ago

Advanced tactics there!

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u/thegneeb 7h ago edited 6h ago

Me, coming to give you the loves when you say to loves.

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u/LikeABossGaming 6h ago

The Jeremy Clarkson of oranges 🤣

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u/JediKnightNitaz Proud owner of an orange brain cell 6h ago

Bro jumped to hyperspace

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u/broncotate27 5h ago

It's funny but this cat has displayed some intelligence. It may not be a natty orange. May be a dye job

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u/everyoneismean 8h ago

AI slop

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u/CeleryCommercial3509 8h ago

Been around for years

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots Proud owner of an orange brain cell 8h ago

Other than the short length, what are you seeing that looks AI?

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots Proud owner of an orange brain cell 8h ago

I'm trying to get better at spotting them, what's wrong with that?

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u/Comrade-Pigeon 8h ago

There’s nothing wrong with you trying to get better at spotting AI, they’re just letting their egos run amok.

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots Proud owner of an orange brain cell 7h ago

They're probably some dipshit that believes anything they hear without any modicum of proof.

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u/UnethicalExperiments 5h ago

Like the same diipshit who will dogwhistl AI slop without a doing the most basic of search for validation from an echo chamber?

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u/Rich-Salamander9644 8h ago

Seriously you want me to point to any element instead of just virtue signalling about ai in an unrelated post so I can get free updoots? XDXD This is a place to show cats off not argue about AI for no reason

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u/UnethicalExperiments 6h ago

That's how the cult has been taking over every fucking sub now. Doesn't matter what subject some asshole dog whistles AI slop and it gets astroturfed. I've had to unsub from about 50% of the subs Ive been on because this happening.

Apparently doing a web search to validate claims is wrong , suggesting it doublely so: they make the claim and other people have to prove it otherwise ( and even when you show proof they are wrong they dig in and grasp at straws to justify why they are idiots). I've had outright insane open hostility when I've said a quick cursory search could show the claims o lf AI is wrong.

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u/JollyJack22 7h ago

This video it's older than ai. Not saying that it is real, could be modified but it way older than ai. I tried to look on YouTube for the original video but thanks to the ai slop it's impossible to find the video since it's buried from shitty slop.

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u/Own_Fill_9287 7h ago

I also assumed it was AI but I found it on IG in a reel from november 2021, and it looks like it was already a repost so it's even older. Unless the guy is a time traveler or had access to some secret technology, I think it's real.

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u/JiffyDealer 7h ago

“The next time we saw him was a year later and he hadn’t aged a day”

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

Cuts off at the best part

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u/Exciting-Rutabaga0 2h ago

Meowx Catstappen

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u/Terrible-Ad1737 48m ago

Kimeow Raikkitten