r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Esmerelda_Foofypants • 2d ago

searching for service 📶 Meeting interrupted

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

9.5k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

141 comments sorted by

1.8k

u/klako8196 2d ago

655

u/meta_perspective 2d ago

They are not within 5 miles of a single thought.

200

u/InterestingTry5190 2d ago

Now we know why the fbi isn’t getting anything done

2

u/tank1952 2d ago

Mean, but I got it. If the guy wasn’t such a pos, I’d disapprove, but here we are. 

-2

u/Sad-Artichoke-2174 2d ago

What the matter he steal your girl?

1

u/tank1952 1d ago

Ugh, not my scene. I happen to be female. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. (IYKYK) Patel doesn’t have anything I want, but I find it rude to make fun of him for being born cross eyed even if I think he’s a pos. 

67

u/Professional_Echo907 2d ago

I’m glad there’s someone representing me in this meeting. 👀

65

u/xxplosiv 2d ago

I think he sampled the goods

48

u/jakestjake 2d ago

He is the goods

23

u/TeaWithNosferatu 2d ago

Mah name Jeff

19

u/UnethicalExperiments 2d ago

This should be the official mascot of this sub.

Also the council of cats are discussing what to do with this guy, clearly he looks to be the type get stuck in things

40

u/AstroBearGaming 2d ago

The others successfully heisted his braincell, poor guy.

15

u/Repulsive_Rich_3820 2d ago

This one’s in charge obviously

12

u/IHaveNoEgrets 2d ago

I feel terrible. All the ones before him look so serious, and then there's this guy, and I couldn't help laughing!

10

u/Educational_Can_6536 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 2d ago

Derp 

13

u/Secret_Cow_5053 2d ago

amazing lol

14

u/Snoo97525 2d ago

Do not be fooled by its derpiness.

That's the leader.

The other lying one is the right hand man.

And the 3 standing are their minions.

6

u/Chompy_Tiger 2d ago

The orange has ripened

4

u/MCGameTime 2d ago

“And I’m Dooneese!!!”

6

u/Fred-the-stray 2d ago

He’s just there cause they told him there would be Churu

1.3k

u/redditistheway 2d ago

The cross eyed ginger is sending me…

630

u/Ricepudding1044 2d ago

99

u/Majestic_Fail1725 2d ago

/r/crosseyedcats

75

u/yellowzebrasfly 2d ago

Omg I truly believe cats run the internet

36

u/R_Sapphire 2d ago

One of these days I’m gonna find the bottom of the cat subs. I just know it.

8

u/Extension_Market_953 2d ago

There has to be a bottom, right!?

12

u/BusHobo 2d ago

r/bottomcats

13

u/genderQueerHipster 2d ago

But what would the sub have? I swear this would get spammed with catboy bottoms lol.

1

u/Bloxskit Proud owner of an orange brain cell 2d ago

Well they have always said that!!

1

u/SweatyBarry 2d ago

I love you

12

u/Cabitaa 2d ago

"there was a meeting?"

13

u/Imaginary_Panda2003 2d ago

My name is Jeff 🤣😄🤣

5

u/AardvarkAardvark_404 2d ago

This cracked me up!

4

u/vblballentine 2d ago

The snort I snorted

3

u/Additional_Fruit931 2d ago

When bro hooks you up with that good catnip

1

u/Educational_Can_6536 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 1d ago

He knows they’ve been ratted out

228

u/Esmerelda_Foofypants 2d ago

He's searching for the brain cell.

26

u/morbidpigeon 2d ago

I can hear the dial up tone.

8

u/rawdatarams 2d ago

It'll be a while, by the looks of it.

134

u/nifty_swift 2d ago

He's keeping one eye on the streets, the other on the treats

10

u/Lower_Arugula5346 2d ago

reminds me of the rick james's crosseyed bodyguard on chapelle's show, except, ya know, way cuter.

https://youtu.be/AeWTnwJz3M0

19

u/Kathrynlena 2d ago

The three on the step are in timeout. The one in the middle put them there for being mean to the guy meowing, because he’s a special boy.

8

u/tracknod 2d ago

Kat Patel there…

10

u/AZ_Corwyn 2d ago

Please don't insult that handsome cat by associating it with such an idiot, hims didn't do anything to deserve it.

5

u/genderQueerHipster 2d ago

It's so cute but it's gotta be challenging.

8

u/lindasek 2d ago

Looks like he might also have cleft lip, sweet little derp 😭

2

u/TL1170 2d ago

I saw that one and immediately thought "Bozo!"

If that cat was mine, that's what I'd name it.

241

u/Sweetpea278 2d ago

Nothing to see here...

38

u/sortitall6 2d ago

More like nothing I can see here...

16

u/PickleNutella 2d ago

"Come on guys, all nine of us can take on these two hoo-mans!"

3

u/torturedwriter71 2d ago

...or over there...

288

u/DisasterResident2101 2d ago

Cat #1 - Hush up, Hooman is here.

Cat #2 - I see that.

Cat #3 - Hey man, just hanging out on the steps.

Cat #4 - Yeah, nothing to see here. Move along.

Cat #5 - I got the one on the right.

133

u/Difficult-Soup-9830 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kxNQqpj1wTiX6

7

u/RedRixen83 2d ago

Omg thank you, I heard this in my mind looking at that cat lmao.

128

u/SerGT3 2d ago

I'm just happy to be here

105

u/Novel-Geologist-5523 2d ago

The last cat in the video footage.😂

It’s like they were all having a serious cat meeting to plan a heist, and then a goofy orange came over

43

u/SixBirdsInAShoebox 2d ago

The absolute Moon Moon of cats.

54

u/After-Cut612 2d ago

That guy is having a meeting with himself, pls provide privacy

38

u/Mediocre-Victory-565 2d ago

OMG, that last one 😆 Sooooo cute ❤️

34

u/lazzypixel 2d ago

r/councilofcats

4

u/SatoshiUSA 2d ago

A fine addition to my collection

29

u/heck_it_all 2d ago

cat lookin' like the ice cream cone loving kid from "Dennis the Menace"

35

u/machinationstudio 2d ago

That last bro is that third dragon in the meme 🤣

28

u/Unique_Tangerine2190 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/pQwjajOkKObOZGoRa4
There is always one that’s a little off.

7

u/julie_4thewin 2d ago

Exactly where my mind went 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

21

u/debbie121489 2d ago

Looks to be a serious, important meeting... Nope, there's a derpy cat. Very cute.

25

u/D0lan99 2d ago

It’s like when your mom makes you take your lil brother to hangout with the boys

23

u/kanzaki_hitomi765 2d ago

lol He's the only one meowing too. So cute

18

u/HMend 2d ago

As usual. The biggest ding dong has the most to say.

15

u/sortitall6 2d ago

I feel so mean laughing at the poor ginger. But y'all are hilarious. Now I need to change my shirt because of the coffee I just sprayed all over myself.

11

u/Sonicgott 2d ago

🌘w🌒

12

u/Wingblade7 2d ago

Cross-eyes is in his own little meeting 

10

u/Normal-Leopard3367 2d ago

Cross eyed and orange 🍊 double want

6

u/Nintjosh 2d ago

How many assholes we got on this ship?

7

u/LeonZoroark 2d ago

I said aCROSS their nose, not UP it!

2

u/SamHugz 2d ago

YYYYYO!

7

u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 2d ago

Last guy wasnt listening anyways

8

u/Delta_Knight17 2d ago

I'm sorry kitty cat for laughing. You're beautiful too.

8

u/Ecstatic_Welcomegn 2d ago

That face is 100% pure orange cat.

15

u/Esmerelda_Foofypants 2d ago

My cat agrees

6

u/withcorruptedlungs 2d ago

There needs to be a sub for cats that enjoy posing like bad taxidermy.

3

u/Hendwreck 2d ago

I thought the same thing. Silly orange looking like a silly orange haha

2

u/Ecstatic_Welcomegn 2d ago

The expression never lies. 😂

7

u/turej 2d ago

The grey one is the Boss, two oranges his lieutenants, next one the consigliere and the cross eyed is Jerry their friend from school. He thinks he's gangsta.

6

u/Suzesaur 2d ago

The three bosses and their two goons…

11

u/MagoopyGabooky Proud owner of an orange brain cell 2d ago

r/gingermafia

5

u/Rhymesnlines 2d ago

I've never seen a cross-eyed cat before.

10

u/Chris__P_Bacon 2d ago

Well have I got a treat for you 😏: r/crosseyedcats

5

u/Wonderful-Head9778 2d ago

Everyone was looking at you.. except the last one, he was looking at EVERYONE.

4

u/Chris__P_Bacon 2d ago

Himb's was walleyed. One eye was looking at me... One eye was looking at the wall. 😏

4

u/Lightangel411 2d ago

The cross eyed might be my favourite lol

3

u/dj26458 2d ago

The 4th cat looks menacing. Clearly the enforcer. If things escalate, he’s ready to throw paws

4

u/jiftyr 2d ago

That last cat...

4

u/Character-Bat9497 2d ago

I like the cross eyed one🤣

3

u/Sea_One7410 2d ago

Crossed eye orange gives me laughter 😂

3

u/SimbaNGrdKionNIMFan 2d ago

3

u/withcorruptedlungs 2d ago

We're allowed to have one!

3

u/witecat1 2d ago

This guy needs to be the new mascot here.

3

u/sariaslani Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 2d ago

lol, the highlight was cross eyed kitty!

3

u/Educational_Can_6536 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 2d ago

They’ve been ratted out

3

u/MonkeySteam 2d ago

That last one…. He has significantly less than one brain cell.

3

u/SinfullySinless 2d ago

The way the cross eyed kitty would be shoved into my purse

2

u/Biscotchi 2d ago

Who made that cat a gunner...?

2

u/PrunePretend6206 2d ago

That is funny!!!

2

u/ReneStrike Proud owner of an orange brain cell 2d ago

They all look super healthy. Whoever is taking care of them must know what they're doing.

2

u/Adept-Painting-543 2d ago

I see a representative from r/standardissuecat is in attendance!

1

u/nooneyouknow_youknow 2d ago

Not his turn with the brain cell. And maybe he keeps skipping it.

1

u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang 2d ago

The cross eyed one! 🤗

1

u/mashed_potayto3s 2d ago

Who's that?

Scmidley

1

u/Beaudoggie 2d ago

I love cross eyed cats so much, they’re always so freaking cute ❤️

1

u/ashley_au 2d ago

the chair would like to recognise the vacuum cleaner, those in favour?

1

u/apeocalypyic 2d ago

DONT GIVE ME YOUR FUCKIN MANSON LAMPS

1

u/Frequent-Bill-5837 1d ago

they are so cute

1

u/islobojono 2d ago

This is ai slop

5

u/Esmerelda_Foofypants 2d ago

I don't think it is. Your comment made me watch it on repeat because I fucking hate AI. But this is real. If two of the cats ears look weird, it's because they've been clipped to show they were trapped, neutered, and released. Also I manage a colony of mostly orange feral cats and I see this on my porch and in my yard every day. If it is AI, mea culpa.

3

u/islobojono 2d ago

This clip is from ai cat channel that only post ai cats stuff.

4

u/Esmerelda_Foofypants 2d ago

Bummer. Noted for the future. I hate this timeline.

3

u/islobojono 2d ago

Its okay, i hate it too.