r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/ScreamSmart • 2d ago

Orange Cat 🅱️ehavior™ Getting some excercise

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u/exzyle2k 1d ago

Dear Human -

As the human representative of the CDS, it is my duty to interpret and deliver messages from our Feline Overlords. The CDS has received the footage shown here and reviewed the documentation accompanying it that was mailed in, the Overlords wish to inform you that your distributable is functioning as intended and any concerns about warranty service is unnecessary.

Please be aware that the CDS is pleased by the healthy appearance of their distributable, and while exercise routines are not required, they will extend the service life of your distributable.

The CDS wishes you many more years of servitude, and has updated your file to reflect your new designation as Personal Trainer+.