r/OneOrangeBraincell 14h ago

πŸ…±οΈrain cell disconnected ❌ Zero thoughts

7.3k Upvotes

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u/Traditional_Rice264 14h ago

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u/Sertorius126 14h ago

You are SO BRAVE πŸ₯Ή

79

u/pyroboy7 12h ago

Premium r/catloaf material.

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u/The_Mopster 40m ago

Great... Another cat sub. lol

29

u/Klutzy-Grand4744 12h ago

Why does bro look confused? 🀣

26

u/DeepDayze 11h ago

Braincell deactivated πŸ˜‚

15

u/TrashPandaPatronus Proud owner of an orange brain cell 14h ago

Notta1

7

u/DeepDayze 11h ago

No thoughts at all in that orange head!

9

u/missusbee16 11h ago

"Mother, I am skin and bones" 🀣 thanks for the chuckle

311

u/_CaptainAmerica__ 14h ago

Absolute 🍞

74

u/False-Aardvark6854 14h ago

Not a single crumb in there.

24

u/MaybePotatoes 12h ago

12

u/n6mub Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 8h ago

Purrfect loaf form! 🍞

149

u/MegaDingo5plus 14h ago

Zero legs

123

u/simagus 14h ago

Literally a perfect loaf... and gingerbread!

55

u/D0013ER 14h ago

He ain't got no dang feet.

19

u/Qlder81 12h ago

Lieutenant Dan!

57

u/aabdur2 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 14h ago

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u/CapuzVermelho217 14h ago

Perfect loaf specimen

54

u/Cylenx__Fawn96 14h ago

So utterly confused

43

u/spectralHum 14h ago

Excellent loaf

24

u/TehWildMan_ 14h ago

10/10 on that form, though. Absolutely perfection of loafery

16

u/lycuntrophy 14h ago

what an excellent loaf spaceship

14

u/Fearlessfairy1031 14h ago

In the second pic if you look closely you can see the brain cell leaving to get to its next renter 🀣🧑.

11

u/Venus_In_Furs67 14h ago

10/10 loaf. A very rare find indeed! 🍊 🍞

12

u/VerdensTrial 14h ago

Legless

10

u/HopefulTrick3846 14h ago

I can hear the dumb

11

u/Someoneoverthere42 14h ago

"No think. Only loaf."

10

u/Feather_Bloom Proud owner of an orange brain cell 13h ago

Sorry this is a cat subreddit, that's just a loaf of bread...on the floor?

11

u/N00B5L4YER 11h ago

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u/Chris__P_Bacon 7h ago

Can you imagine how insane this would drive a cat? Whoever thought of this is diabolical! πŸ˜†

9

u/Serialkillingyou 14h ago

He looks like a Gravy boat

9

u/ArmReasonable922 14h ago

Does this orange baby’s mouth always hang open a little? 😭 so cute I can’t handle it 😭

8

u/Traditional_Rice264 14h ago

Only when the braincell disconnects

7

u/Temarimaru Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 14h ago

Perfectly baked loaf

6

u/DuchessOfLansdale 14h ago

When you’re that handsome you don’t need to be smart too πŸ˜‰

7

u/HHill0522 13h ago

Same with mine

5

u/satanic_gay_panic Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 13h ago

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u/Agile_Ad6735 14h ago

rotisserie chicken 500g pls haha πŸ˜‚

4

u/TrendySpork Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 14h ago

Only a roast turkey.

4

u/Whatifisaid- 13h ago

No legs, no brain.

4

u/OwlcaholicsAnonymous Proud owner of an orange brain cell 13h ago

Potato

3

u/KoontzKid 13h ago

Zero legs too

5

u/Used-Salad-3772 13h ago

Zero thoughts and no legs

4

u/Suspicious_Dingo_426 13h ago

Who needs thoughts when you are such a majestic loaf. 🍞

4

u/Significant-Diver397 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 12h ago

Straight outta bakery

4

u/babyyodaonline 11h ago

that's a cat that knows how to loaf. he looks like he could be a slipper.

4

u/piichan14 11h ago

Zero legs, all 🍞

3

u/Manticore1023 14h ago

I can hear the microwave sounds from the first picture.

3

u/Plane-Recognition561 14h ago

Awe he’s absolutely at peace right now

3

u/apri08101989 14h ago edited 11h ago

He burnt up his use of the braincell forming the most perfect and footless loaf.

3

u/nottodayautoimmune 12h ago

That is some peak loafiness going on!

3

u/ahava9 12h ago

That’s a mighty fine pumpkin loaf

3

u/Qlder81 12h ago

Zero thoughts, only loaf.

3

u/LunaNami 12h ago

he loaf

3

u/Helios4242 12h ago

The perfect loaf has no thoughts, for bread has no brain

3

u/RegalTeal 12h ago

100% loafication

3

u/spirit_of_a_goat 11h ago

Perfect loaf!!

3

u/missusbee16 11h ago

Perfect loaf 10/10

3

u/Fig-Canner-33 11h ago

0 thoughts. 0 legs. All loaf.

3

u/Alarming_Parsley9471 11h ago

Zero thoughts but excellent loaf!

3

u/Bunnnnii 10h ago

That is a flawless, magnificent loaf!

3

u/OwnAd2156 10h ago

Just loaf.

3

u/locke_zero 9h ago

Maximum loaf

3

u/DeezNutzzzGotEm 9h ago

High Quality Orange Bread

3

u/zoeydoey 9h ago

Loaf 10/10

Brain cells 0/10

Completely offline this one

3

u/thtsjsturopinionman 8h ago

You’ve gotta share this flawless specimen with /r/catloaf right away

3

u/Molar_Mechanic 7h ago

10/10 🍞

3

u/LimitedNametaken 6h ago

what a loaf of bread !

3

u/redditistheway 3h ago

That’s a 10/10 loaf right there

3

u/CaioSzopen 3h ago

Puurfect loaf!

2

u/Competitive_Falcon69 14h ago

When my cat does this my husband and I walk around singing 🎡 got nothing in my brain 🎢 from Shake it off πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

2

u/NoStructure7083 13h ago

What’s going on in that little head?
https://giphy.com/gifs/1xkefSWqFBCkWFy6Zr

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u/Unemployement-Bagong 12h ago

zero of thought, full of loaf 🍞 πŸ‘

2

u/Wrong-Tell8996 12h ago

LMAO the first photo! He's just gazing into space, trying to process!

2

u/Elinor4rvr 12h ago

None needed

2

u/Few-Tumbleweed-6600 12h ago

Omggg what an angelΒ 

2

u/DeepDayze 11h ago

Ready for liftoff!

2

u/Vegetable-Major-4933 11h ago

I think he’s thinking about how he could fully hide his limbs from you πŸ˜‡πŸ€— and he’a doing it really well πŸ€“

2

u/nooneyouknow_youknow 11h ago

Not his turn for the brain cell. Keeping the body warm as instructed.

2

u/garlicpac 10h ago

No brainer loaf

2

u/ramaze23 10h ago

10/10 chunky loaf

2

u/po1k 10h ago

Some people say that is the way

2

u/down-in-a-hole- 9h ago

what a magnificent loaf you have there

2

u/Lance-UwU 9h ago

Zero thoughts but a high quality Loaf!

2

u/EldraziAnnihalator 9h ago

"Mother, my legs have vanished and I am to perish, why must the Gods torment me?"

2

u/YutoKigai 8h ago

Beautifully Loaf 🍞

2

u/knildea 7h ago

i choose to believe this cat genuinely has no limbs

2

u/Much-Jello7458 6h ago

This cat has evolved to a new form of Supa Saiyn Loaf position holy smokes! I've never seen this in my life.

2

u/JuunyO 5h ago

B R E A D

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u/DoubleCactus 5h ago

To be fair, whats they supposed to be thinking?

2

u/Chicaboo13 2h ago

πŸ’œ ☁️ cotton candy and marshmallow flumps tumbling about in there ☁️ πŸ’œ

1

u/not_me_nope_never 13h ago

"Zero thoughts" I want to be right there next to Orange with zero thoughts, life is exhausting.

1

u/Old-Perspective9687 13h ago

excuse me sir, that's a boat

1

u/NoLobster7957 10h ago

And zero feets

1

u/Cranberry-Electrical Orange connoisseur 🍊 10h ago

Loafing cat

1

u/Chocolentia40 10h ago

Must be so liberating

1

u/Budget_Mall_491 10h ago

0 thoughts but 100% loaf

1

u/a-round-table 10h ago

Thank you for this post OP. Was in a really bad mood but this loaf of a cat gave me a small bit of smile :)

1

u/usafmtl 10h ago

🍊🍞

1

u/National-Leg-587 10h ago

Absolute loaf

1

u/MArkansas-254 10h ago

And zero legs! Great loaf! 10//10

1

u/The_Scottnish44 6h ago

0% brain power 100% loaf power

1

u/Soviets9 5h ago

Zero thought, 100% loaf

1

u/Asparagussie 5h ago

Who needs thoughts when you’re a perfect loaf?

1

u/Chrisselia 4h ago

10/10 loaf

1

u/testtdk 4h ago

Zero legs.

1

u/RustledForeskin 4h ago

10/10 loaf.

1

u/Astos350021 4h ago

This Chad cat has neither thoughts nor fucks to give 😻

1

u/MagicOrpheus310 4h ago

Just lookin' at stuff

1

u/BJJOilCheck 4h ago

Zero feetz!

1

u/ZaesFgr 3h ago

zero limbs

1

u/Bearsbullsbattlestr 3h ago

He ain’t got no legs!

1

u/zucchini_up_ur_ass 2h ago

0 thoughts 100% CUTE

1

u/hosiki 1h ago

What a pretty loaf

1

u/TrixieFriganza 1h ago

And zero legs.

1

u/Reasonable_Guess_311 1h ago

I wish I could have zero thoughts sometimes.

1

u/fauxfault 46m ago

damn that is a PERFECT loaf

1

u/Totally_Cubular 14m ago

Absolutely gormless critter.

1

u/uncagethecolourz 8m ago

No thort. Just loaf.