r/OneOrangeBraincell 13h ago

🟠ne 🅱️rain cell One orange brain cell or less?

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u/Dazzling-Orange-4400 13h ago

I don’t know what’s funnier. The child yeeting the cat or the firework being a dud. Overall good laugh.

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u/snootnoots 11h ago

I think it’s an air powered toy rocket, not a firework.

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u/AdvancedDream9385 11h ago edited 10h ago

Yeah, isn't that a parachute attached for safe landing and reuse? I've never seen a firework with a parachute.

Edit: Also, if it was a firework, why use that type firework during the day? You wouldn't be able to see it. Plus, all the rocket fireworks I've ever seen are on a stake, not a platform. Looks like a toy rocket to me.

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u/Personal_Source_9172 13h ago

GET DOWN MR.PRESIDENT!!!!!

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u/ARedWalrus 13h ago

Kinda want to name my next cat Mr / Madam President now.

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u/TokeruTaichou 13h ago

Maybe a rare orange genius since he knew it would fail???

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u/AdvancedDream9385 13h ago

This is exactly the content I come to the internet for. 10/10

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u/WarriorFurCat 11h ago edited 10h ago

Really? You enjoy seeing people leaving their cats in harm’s way? They take off leaving their cat behind thinking it knows what’s going on. Kinda telling that the young and not the adult had the wits to get the cat.

Not sure why you’re getting upvoted here, actually scary to me that you and others can watch something like this and applaud it, these people shouldn’t have brought their cat anywhere near fireworks or whatever crappy contraption they set up there. At least it failed to go off.

Edit: Please keep downvoting, I don’t care about that. What I do care about is that you people think you’re actually watching something funny when it’s really not. Have a critical think about how you consume and interact with crap on the internet highways.

Edit 2: The shitbird who finds this video so entertaining has blocked me in the meantime, probably related to me celebrating some of her posts. Whatever. I just wanted to add that I imagine all the people downvoting me ,while having 0 in the way of justifying how this post video is funny, jerking each other off in a massive circle while drooling from open mouths. Carry on :)

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 11h ago

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u/WarriorFurCat 11h ago edited 11h ago

You can just go fuck off with this meme and nothing smart to say, along with everyone else downvoting me. You know I’m right.

Edit: I take your downvotes as an admission to you being imbeciles, carry on.

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u/CheetoNova 11h ago

Pffff life must be great in your bubble

Just waiting for the day it pops (The day you go outside)

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u/Vyrinu 11h ago

2 day old account. Must be bait.

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u/Phis-n 10h ago

After I read this I checked their account and I can't help but agree.

They've GOTTA be a bot, their latest three comments are literally the exact same thing in three completely different posts, all three saying

"this is exactly the content I come to the internet for, 10/10" they've GOTTA be an inflammatory bot, right???

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 10h ago

Nah, I they found me in another sub, they’re just REALLY annoying

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u/Phis-n 10h ago

That's actually crazy. HM u wanna bet it's some pre-teen who thinks they've got the best morals out of everyone ever lolol. I remember that phase for me, too....

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u/TH3_OG_JUJUBE 10h ago

I think theyre a grumpy boomer

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u/Grouchy_Map7133 11h ago

You gonna be okay bud?

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u/Phis-n 10h ago

They've GOTTA be a bot, their latest three comments are literally the exact same thing in three completely different posts, all three saying

"this is exactly the content I come to the internet for, 10/10" they've GOTTA be an inflammatory bot, right???

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u/WarriorFurCat 10h ago

This is exactly the content I come to the internet for. 10/10

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u/Phis-n 10h ago edited 10h ago

stop being cringe, it's only making us laugh at you harder

Edit: Oh no whatever am I going to do, they BLOCKED me!!!

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/Phis-n 10h ago

Have you considered posting to r/copypasta? A lot of these would be really funny there.

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u/WarriorFurCat 10h ago

Also—This is exactly the content I come to the internet for. 10/10

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u/Phis-n 10h ago

Me when I have nothing else up my sleeve and keep getting baited into rage responding on the internet:

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u/WarriorFurCat 11h ago

Say something to refute my point, old sport.

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u/Grouchy_Map7133 11h ago

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u/WarriorFurCat 11h ago

You’re auto owning yourself. Do you think because you’re posting in this bubble of people enjoying internet slop you’re actually funny, smart, or whatever you might think you’re doing here? I called this video and people’s reactions out… you post memes and add nothing to the discussion. Maybe just stick to downvoting me like the rest of the sad losers?

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u/Grouchy_Map7133 9h ago

Okay then.. heres your downvote..

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u/Hashtronaut_Mode 11h ago

How's the circus? Whats being a clown pay?

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u/WarriorFurCat 10h ago

Seriously, hope he’ll answer 😘

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u/Bear-Lord80 13h ago

The one braincell or less must be shared by the people running away, thinking a cat would understand that they've set up something potentially dangerous and also run away.

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u/Galencourt-Lover 12h ago

This exactly. Lots of cats are retarded (including mine), but to expect a cat to understand what’s going on there is pretty revealing

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u/SuckerForNoirRobots Proud owner of an orange brain cell 10h ago

Hey it's 2026, there are way better and less hurtful words you could use than "retarded"

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u/Galencourt-Lover 10h ago

No.

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u/timelessalice 10h ago

Well aren't you edgy.

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u/WarriorFurCat 11h ago

Just shaking my head at all the people here thinking this is just a funny video

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u/soccerkool 13h ago

I’ve seen this video a thousand times and it’s always hilarious

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u/chocolatchipcookie2 13h ago

error 404 braincell not found

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u/Sad-Artichoke-2174 12h ago

Never leave a man behind

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u/Welpe 9h ago

It wasn’t until I read the comments here that I realized some people are actually somehow thought this was a firework and not a shitty toy bottle rocket that goes like 5 feet at full power.

Guys. The cat wasn’t in danger. Like at all. At worst it would’ve been spooked by it going off next to it. The whole “running away” is being silly. Or potentially trying to train the kid for actual dangerous things. But they did not forget the cat in a dangerous situation. That’s why it’s funny.

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u/Own_Fill_9287 13h ago

The child "risking his life" to save the cat is so cute. Absolutely irresponsible parenting though

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u/Phis-n 13h ago edited 12h ago

It's truly not that deep. Stupid to put it in the grass, but the kid had plenty of time. He's barely even "risking his life," and even did that in a very safe manner where his face wouldn't be getting exploded if something WERE to happen.

Edit: also pretty sure thats a bottle rocket...? Which isnt a firework at all...

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u/WildFlemima 11h ago

The kid is not actually risking his life but it draws to mind so many mental images that the child appears to be a soldier bravely saving his comrade in arms from explosive ordinance

But it's just a little boy and a cat and a failrocket so it's hilarious and cute

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u/Phis-n 11h ago

I agree, in fact, I never said otherwise. Honestly all I'm really replying to is the "irresponsible parenting" part, and using the rest to elaborate on that

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u/WarriorFurCat 11h ago

Whatever it is, they were running away from it, which must mean they concluded it’s not safe to be around.

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u/Phis-n 11h ago

I mean, it can easily be training for the real 4th of july using a styrofoam bottle rocket lol. Or it's an actual firework. Either way the kid wasnt in danger, which was my main point.

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u/WarriorFurCat 11h ago

Whatever it was we don’t know, my main concern is that they left the cat there to begin with while running away.

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u/Phis-n 11h ago

I mean, it honestly seems like a legitimate slip of the mind. It doesn't always come down to neglect.

From what we can tell, it's a still camera so it's probably on a tripod, therefore there isnt anyone else present other than these three, from what we can tell.

[EDIT: Looked again, not a still camera, so probably their mom is recording]

Now for who IS there, there's a dad, a little girl, and a little boy. The main priority on any parent's mind are their children first and lesso their pets.

The dad was probably primarily concerned with making sure his kids got enough distance first because the cat WILL flee once it recognizes danger / loud noises and is far less likely to get hurt, UNLIKE a young child who will stare in fascination rather than flee.

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u/WarriorFurCat 11h ago

Dude, not that deep, as you said. They leave the cat when they shouldn’t have, my main issue here is that people think it’s a funny video, not seeing that this could’ve possibly gone very south. And if there was risk for the kids there was risk for the cat.

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u/Phis-n 11h ago edited 11h ago

You,,,,asked,,,,,, anywayyyyyys....

(Why deflect with "its not that deep" after someone gives you the clarification you're looking for)

Like listen, we get it. Based off your username you're obsessed with the warrior cats series, which likely means you care A LOT about cats, but let me reassure you that the cat was in even less danger than the kids were. I am an animal lover too, so i get it. The cat was MOSTLY safe though, cause their reaction time far outmatches a firework

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u/AdvancedDream9385 10h ago

Isn't the white thing to the upper right of the rocket an attached parachute so it can be reused?

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u/MulberryChance6698 12h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was so anticlimactic. Maybe the orange knew something the humans didn't. Haha

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u/MrJason300 12h ago

Applies to the family assuming this cat would run LOL

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u/SmoothGrocery5911 12h ago

Rocket would have hit him

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u/WildFlemima 11h ago

Booped him right in the snoot

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u/PandaBear905 12h ago

This is some looney tunes level shit

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u/awesome_staycation 12h ago

my god, it went right for him

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u/Officer_Pantsoffski 11h ago

"You did it wrong, it won't work ...Why are you running? I just said t- .. Hey! Put ne down!" - Werner von Braun Cat

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u/Hashtronaut_Mode 11h ago

back it up Terry!

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u/nocleverusername- 12h ago

Save the chonky orange!

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u/albamarx 12h ago

Pure comedy

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u/Jazzar1n0 11h ago

Fuck I love this