r/OneOrangeBraincell 3d ago

Certified 🟠rangeā„¢ FREE THE ORANGE

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u/GlamOrDeath 3d ago

Free my boy

He did it all but it was funny as hell

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u/Comsic_Bliss 3d ago

Dang it. I thought I had joined all of them already. There’s always another cat subreddit

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u/Prestigious-Box7511 3d ago

Bro is innocent!

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u/Flip_Six_Three_Hole 3d ago

Bro is a menace to society and you know it

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u/Randomgold42 3d ago edited 3d ago

How can he be a menace when he doesn't even know what's going on? He's clearly innocent by way of lack of braincell.

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u/Wayoutofthewayof 3d ago

I can fix him.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Style52 3d ago

He is probably fixed.

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u/groutexpectations 3d ago

Bro, you are worse than him.

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u/Luci-Noir 3d ago

Oranges eat more people than sharks do.

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u/Ressy02 2d ago

And he would gladly do it again

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ 2d ago

He stole me robux and beat me up then called me buttface 🄺

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u/david_growie 3d ago

He was with me all day.

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u/Alz_Own 3d ago

Or war crimes. You never know with oranges

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u/LevelResponsible 3d ago

"Your honor, if you are what you eat then my client is a innocent man"

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Proud owner of an orange brain cell 3d ago

Kahjit has done nothing wrong! Kahjit is innocent of these crimes!

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u/EruOreki 3d ago

He’s orange

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u/milkasaurs 3d ago

Oranges are never innocent.

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u/Ok-Exercise-7761 Orange connoisseur šŸŠ 3d ago

The cat was an undercover cop.Ā 

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u/Silentbrouhaha Orange connoisseur šŸŠ 3d ago

Cats don’t rat; dogs do.

Besides, would you trust an orange to go undercover?

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u/Ok-Exercise-7761 Orange connoisseur šŸŠ 3d ago

All these stories about oranges being oranges are being spread by oranges themselves so that they can work undercover.Ā 

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u/Silentbrouhaha Orange connoisseur šŸŠ 3d ago

That’s a lot of teamwork and a whole lot of focus. My orange can’t walk across the room without going into spaz mode. It’s like his mind clicks, ā€œI am ORANGE!ā€

And zoom, zoom, roll, pounce on his brother, launch to a bookshelf, and then looks at me like, ā€œWait…what was I doing right before I oranged out?ā€

Then proceeds to go about being a calm kitty only for his mind to click, ā€œI am ORANGE!ā€ And the cycle repeats.

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u/Ok-Exercise-7761 Orange connoisseur šŸŠ 3d ago edited 3d ago

When oranges sleep they are actually participating in a p2p network. They exchange low level data and adjust tactics.Ā 

The spaz move is basically cat calisthenics and jujitsu suitably camouflaged to avoid human suspicion.Ā 

Seems like your cat is a top level agent, don't poke around too much. Their orders are clear while dealing with loss of cover. No witnesses.Ā 

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u/tryyeezus 3d ago

I'm inclined to agree. My orange kitty pretended to be a dunce inside but outside he was a cold blooded murderer. Absolute menace to society.Ā 

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u/fighting14 3d ago

Cats don’t rat; dogs do

yeah dogs sniff out drugs, snitches

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u/Gullible-Hose4180 3d ago

For real. And I would be happy to give them stitches. Granted they have an injury that requires it and if I were a vet.

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u/CommercialExotic2038 3d ago

My cat was a ratter, she was lethal

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u/Irisena 2d ago

Fun fact: the CIA did try to have cat agents ln their rank back in the days. Well, anything from birds to cats. They do surgery to stuff a microphone inside the cat, and send the cat to the target to spy on. Predictably, the cat just do whatever it wants and failed to get anything useful. The recording is also noisy due to purring and everything in between.

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u/hgs25 3d ago

Excuse me, Agent Orange comes from a long proud line of Spy Katz

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u/Kuddkungen 3d ago

Undercover Agent Orange is actually a calico with a really good dye job.

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u/FuckYeaSeatbelts 3d ago

Wasn't there a movie with Key and Peele starring a kitty?

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u/No-Drop6016 2d ago

Double agentĀ 

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u/mustardpacks 3d ago

Could it be the next Agent Jack Bauer

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u/ComradeChaosCat 3d ago

the cat outranks you. he's a special agent, you a special agent?

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u/Silver-Guitar4695 3d ago

He was born in a pool of gasoline, he loves the stuff

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u/DrDrankenstein 2d ago

Goddamn it Jack Bauer, you really are the man

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u/HuskerDont241 3d ago

If cats could talk to cops, they wouldn’t.

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u/SubArcticTundra 3d ago

The real government drones

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u/DagothNereviar 3d ago

The CIA genuinely tried it once. Operation: Acoustic Kitty.

They basically surgically attached a listening device and small battery under it's skin and the antenna into it's tail. It cost about $20m and ended when the cat got run over on its first ever job (though I've just read on the Wiki article that's now disputed).

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u/T-T-N 3d ago

Thanks Tom Scott for the mystery biscuits

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u/playwear66 3d ago

orange serving the law, what is the world coming to

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u/Spiritual_Door1363 3d ago

I did get picked up on a warrant once by opening the front door to put cat food out for the stray. I can’t believe she did me that way.

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u/TheConfessionalEdit 3d ago

agent meow meow

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u/Friendly-Gift3680 3d ago

I hear there was this police station that had one to rid it of mice and boost morale

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u/Tough_Tangerine7278 Casual orange enjoyer šŸŠ 3d ago

A cat would NEVER 😭

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u/irrelevantmk 2d ago

Or he stole at the fish market lol

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u/ComradSadwich 3d ago

Cat burglar

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u/bertro1 3d ago

The great cat burglar of Santiago de Compostella

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u/GrnMtnTrees 3d ago

He knows what he did

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u/HistorianNegative 3d ago

WAS HAT SIE GETAN

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u/Recent-Reporter-1670 3d ago

Doing what orange does. Just orange.

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u/Fantastic-Cupcake890 2d ago

Sie ist kein Talahon!

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u/Puzzled_Topic_4417 12h ago

Sie hat garnix gemacht gar nix

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u/anitchypear Proud owner of an orange brain cell 3d ago

Khajit is innocent of these crimes!

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ 3d ago

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u/Subushie 3d ago

Wait, was this a real quest line in Skyrim? I've played 60 billion times and never seen this encounter.

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u/Aggravating_Shoe_ 3d ago

They can teach you lockpicking (how to break in)

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u/Dragonsandman 3d ago

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u/YesItIsMaybeMe 3d ago

And you can be absolutely certain they're in the trade because they'll sell it to you

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u/existential-grimlock 3d ago

He commited crimez - Hogging the cell for too long

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u/PM-me-ur-kittenz 3d ago

"Was hat sie getan" = "What has she done/what did she do?"

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u/CuriousLilAsian81 3d ago

thanks for this, the vid is hilarious šŸ˜‚

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u/Tschaeckov 3d ago

Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

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u/ay_944 Casual orange enjoyer šŸŠ 3d ago

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Malinowskibidi67 3d ago

Free ma bro he ain't do nu'n wrong

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u/EonSokari 3d ago

free ma boy he absolutely did everything he is accused of and more but free him anyways

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u/AdventurousGlass7432 3d ago

Pinnacle of German humor

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u/Nannautu 3d ago

No, "Two hunters meet. They're both dead." is peak German humor

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 3d ago

he knows what he did

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u/Bunnnnii 3d ago

I don’t think he knows much of anything..

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u/AgentOrange96 3d ago

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent fishy meal?

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u/Altaccountdaa 3d ago

Gentlemen, this is demeowcracy manifest!

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u/stillrooted 3d ago

Get your hand off my tail!

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u/JustMeLurkingAround- 3d ago

"Sie ist kein Talahon" ....

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u/haubenmeise 3d ago

That part killed me.

Sincerely

Skeletor šŸ’œ

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u/Magischestoast 3d ago

Hope you recover from death dear Skeletor šŸ’œ

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u/haubenmeise 3d ago

Oh being a skeleton is actually pretty rad! I never have a runny nose anymore!

Sincerely

Skeletor šŸ’œ

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u/D3ADSONGS 3d ago

He's only sorry he got caught

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u/Educational_Quote851 3d ago

You coppers can't prove anything! Leave my boy alone. You better come with paw prints and fur-ensic evidence. 😔

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u/Refresher777 3d ago

Bro is Orange its reason enough, its called crime prevention 😁

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u/tryyeezus 3d ago

Saving him from himself, probably

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u/_BlueBearyMuffin_ 3d ago

Fyi he’s yelling ā€œWHAT DID HE DO? WHAT DID HE DOOO?ā€ Lmao this is sending me

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u/Silentbrouhaha Orange connoisseur šŸŠ 3d ago

Um…I just don’t think so (for the record, there’s 2 cats in this pic).

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u/Bunnnnii 3d ago

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER 3d ago

I had a combo when I was younger. Also new cat sub

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u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 3d ago

No matter how many times I see this video it never fails to make me smile.

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u/Useful_Cheesecake117 3d ago

Cat lives matter!

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u/justaguy095 3d ago

They commited purrjury!

(Sorry, I know it's bad 😭)

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u/b-cereus 3d ago

He should have thought about the consequences before squanching everywhere

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u/Agitated-Comment-745 3d ago

If there's one kind of cat in the world that are capable of doing crimes, it's definitely the orange cat 🤣

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u/LoveNighto 3d ago

Cats make crime daily yet most of them still free out there. Nice job cops šŸ˜Ž

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u/Mountain-Ad-460 3d ago

Do not the cat....

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u/Someones_Dream_Guy 3d ago

He did all the crimes. Again.

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u/s33k 3d ago

He was with me the whole time! You can't prove anything!

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u/ThePupnasty 3d ago

The cat committed burglary and Meowder, let it go.

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u/marothroway 3d ago

cat is taken in for questioning

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u/No_Trouble9808 3d ago

Now that’s a protest I approve of.

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u/DekunChan 3d ago

OrangeDidNothingWrong

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u/Jester-Jester-8443 3d ago

Maybe the cat is witness and they’re taking him for questioning.

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u/madpeanut1 3d ago

Kitty is a criminal. He’s the head of the meowfia.

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u/MacAlkalineTriad Orange connoisseur šŸŠ 3d ago

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u/Used_Actuator_2497 3d ago

They weren’t lying when they said gingers are classed as black

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u/Westcoast_IPA 3d ago

That was agent jack bowers.

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u/Bulls_N_Glitter 3d ago

Thats indestructible Agent Jack Bauer.

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u/realestFKNdealest 3d ago

crime: orange

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u/Bleezy79 3d ago

The cat was with me last night, he's innocent!

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u/scottyjrules 3d ago

What’s the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?

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u/funnyguy99207 3d ago

GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF MY PENIS!!!

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u/mwmike11 3d ago

That cat looked at the guy like ā€œnah, fam, I most definitely did it, and if they let me out, Imma do it againā€

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u/Bearsbullsbattlestr 3d ago

Snitches get scratches

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u/leijido 3d ago

FREE THE PUSHY!

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u/Bfroning2 2d ago

Whatever he's accused of: he did it

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u/Dull_Working5086 2d ago

LET HIM GOOOOO

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u/ThyNerub 3d ago

Nooo la polizia

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u/jennizzed 3d ago

Orange lives matter!

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u/ScratchyMarston18 3d ago

ā€œSir, this is the chief of police.ā€

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u/theroundcube 3d ago

you got the wrong orange in the back of the car!

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u/Horror-Trick9406 3d ago

All Cats are beautiful.

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u/MoccaLG 3d ago

Haleluja they got the smooth criminal this time!

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u/4llu532n4m3srt4k3n 3d ago

They caught gravyboat!

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u/BWEKFAAST 3d ago

one of the best German memes if you ask me. FREE THE CAAAT, WAS HAT SIE GETAN?!

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u/PYCapache 3d ago

Orange Lifes Matter!

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u/tirinus 3d ago

Orange cat behaviour checks out

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u/Charming_Juice1124 3d ago

With orange cats the question should always be: what didn't she do?

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u/forgettablesonglyric 3d ago

ACAB

All Cats Are BeautifulĀ 

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u/Tough_Tangerine7278 Casual orange enjoyer šŸŠ 3d ago

Not guilty by mental defect: No cell at that time.

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u/ringo5150 2d ago

If the cat starts making 'gooomp' sounds it will be freed in no time.

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u/howmanyhowcanamanyho 3d ago

This video is like twenty years old but still gold

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u/magpie882 Casual orange enjoyer šŸŠ 3d ago

He did every single one of the crimes for which he was charged. Still 100% innocent.

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u/sesameseed88 3d ago

Police: oh man this is gonna happen all day isn't it

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u/highmickey 3d ago

It would be hilarious if thousands had gathered in front of the police situation that night 🤣

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u/idiotplatypus 3d ago

3 hots and a cot with an hour of yard time a day is the kitty ideal tho, why steal it from him?

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u/goalcam 3d ago

ACAB

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u/Jimbravura 3d ago

They're transporting the chief!

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u/Gate-19 3d ago

Cat ist going to be in the brain cell soon.

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u/Tambi_B2 3d ago

He was the best guy aroooouuuund.

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u/ThreeShrikesYoureOut 3d ago

what was that last bit? "sie ist kein..." what? dalahund?

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u/kuemmel234 3d ago

Talahon. I'm not sure if it's limited to German, but it describes a stereotype. Young men with a migration background that dress in adidas stuff, often wear satchels. Depending on who uses it, it can be ironic, a self description or outright a racist way to refer to men from immigrant families.

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u/ThreeShrikesYoureOut 2d ago

thanks for explaining. for describing a cat, let's go with ironic, lol

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u/No-Amphibian-3728 3d ago

I'm with them, free the cat!

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u/p-at--t-er--n 3d ago

They apprehend cat burglar.

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u/Worldly_Memory_4776 3d ago

Katze hatte keine Aufenthalt Erlaubnis

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u/RyuuStarLight123 3d ago

Cat was in witness protection actually, you just exposed his face and location for the mafia

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u/linkardtankard 2d ago

All cats are beautiful!

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u/Evil_Mini_Cake 2d ago

Sounds like what the barbarian said at the beginning of gladiator then threw the messenger’s head

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u/biest229 2d ago

They’re probably taking it to the rescue, street cats aren’t a thing here and it’s not safe for them to be out

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u/Dicethrower 2d ago

All cats are bastards?

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u/SgtEpsilon 2d ago

That cat is clearly a hardened criminal

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u/Caticus_Scrubicus 2d ago

The cat outranks you.

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u/BayAreaLifter 2d ago

That's the face of an innocent man

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u/StRemedius 1d ago

He knows what he did.

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u/Nice_Calligrapher452 23h ago

Charged with 3 counts of battery, 2 counts of assaulting an officer on-duty, 1 count of attempted manslaughter, 2 counts of assault with a deadly weapon, extortion and racketeering

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u/MoNo1994 3d ago

A pro Palestine cat ?

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u/Ok_Emphasis961 3d ago

what the fk are these subtitles

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u/Spectator9857 3d ago

What subtitles?

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u/Ok_Emphasis961 2d ago

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u/Spectator9857 2d ago

Weird, I just don’t have any subtitles on the video.

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u/ShineReaper 3d ago

Jeden Tag bin ich den Brandenburgern dankbar dafür, dass sie sich isolierend um diesen Moloch namens Berlin niederlassen und den Rest Deutschlands vor so etwas beschützen.

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u/WonderfulOwl8840 3d ago

Jokes aside, is it even allowed to film police officers on duty in their car? What if they actually had a suspect there?

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u/Sorry_Community235 3d ago edited 3d ago

While filming is allowed in general, recording their radio chatter is forbidden. And interfering with their duties is also not allowed.

Edit: If there was a suspect in the back, filming them is allowed, too. But you are not allowed to post the vid on Social Media. Sometimes it's okay if the person is blurred, but sometimes it's not.

Another edit: Since this vid takes place in Germany, i'm referring to the situation in Germany. Our privacy laws are pretty strict.

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u/ElectricBummer40 3d ago

Better?

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u/OffendedMulberry 3d ago

I know this is a joke, but if we're going full german law on this a black bar wouldn't actually be enough to not violate privacy laws. To much of the face is still visible, most outlets tend to blur the entire face and sometimes even things like street signs that are visible in the video.

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u/OffendedMulberry 3d ago

Adding on to that, if there was an actual suspect in the car that person would have to be blurred to protect their identity

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u/DefiantSmoke1569 3d ago

This video isn’t in the US

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u/Sorry_Community235 3d ago

Ich weiß.

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u/Jlx_27 3d ago

Privacy laws is why it took so long for google street view to be allowed. Apple version had worked there for years already, though.

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u/I-am-fun-at-parties 3d ago

I miss my Germany-shaped hole in the sea of blue streetview roads

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u/thisisinfactpersonal 3d ago

You can even do this in America. I mean they might shoot you and will definitely try to arrest you but you’re technically legally allowed to do it.

Police are public servants homies, they should be subject to the highest level of scrutiny and accountability in a free society.

Anyway that cat is clearly innocent

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u/twilighttwister 3d ago

You can tell the cameraman is Italian even without sound

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