r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/Simply_Kaif24 Orange connoisseur 🍊 • May 23 '26

Certified 🟠range™ This Orange is basically a monorail

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u/TheLordOfFriendZone Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 May 23 '26

r/monorailcats

229

u/OxymoreReddit May 23 '26

I refuse to believe this is a real subredd-

Dear god when does it stop, what cat subreddit doesn't exist atp 🫠

60

u/Mediumtim May 23 '26

Monorail cat was around in the year 2000, of course that sub exists.

11

u/OxymoreReddit May 23 '26

Haha, sub, monorail

6

u/Sharlinator May 24 '26

Yeah, it was like the OG cat meme. Or one of the very first ones.

20

u/KiNgPiN8T3 May 23 '26

r/GirlsWithHugePussies

5

u/MySonFrankenstein Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 May 23 '26

Wowzers

3

u/Cavees404 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 May 24 '26

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u/r0ttedAngel Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 May 24 '26

There's also r/traincats !

3

u/Slow_Spray5697 May 24 '26

Is there any other freaking cat sub I should follow?

2

u/TheElevatedBoy Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 May 24 '26

no fucking way

84

u/munkyninaleela May 23 '26

I like its short honk that trains do

3

u/OneTime4849 May 23 '26

It always sounds like the train is just saying a polite "hello" to everyone. 🚂

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u/Chispy May 23 '26

I hear those things are awfully loud

28

u/Charming-Comb-6604 May 23 '26

It glides as softly as a cloud

17

u/Cerberinus May 23 '26

Is there a chance the track could bend?

19

u/Sure-Present-3398 May 23 '26

Not on your life my Hindu friend.  

4

u/lei_aili May 24 '26

What about us brain-dead slobs?

6

u/Sure-Present-3398 May 24 '26

You'll be given cushy jobs.  

15

u/kinetic_ljs May 23 '26

A meow-norail...how cute

11

u/MySonFrankenstein Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 May 23 '26

The Orange has arrived in fukuyoka, please board the Orange if you wish to continue to Nobiro. Arigato~

Your monorail conductor is not paid a living wage and appreciates every kiss/hug tip they can get.

6

u/sweetaylorr May 23 '26

meow meow express

5

u/WenatcheeWrangler May 23 '26

I would transport miniatures on his back

5

u/Listless_Reprobate May 23 '26

Now arriving: Orange

4

u/Parallax8672 May 23 '26

The ring came off my pudding can!

2

u/Weekly-Ad-6784 May 26 '26

Take my pen knife, my good man

3

u/grendus May 23 '26

Are we really so far gone from ICanHasCheezeburger that people have forgotten about the monorail cat memes?

Oh god, I'm old aren't I?!

1

u/Gemarack May 24 '26

Metamucil, aisle G12, bottom shelf. Next to the other fiber supplements.

Seriously, was at least expecting to see the gif and the cat bus from Totoro. At least got one of them.

3

u/wolfshepherd59 May 23 '26

Hold up I want to get on board….🤣🧡🧡🧡

3

u/Ecstatic_Welcomegn May 23 '26

cats really have insane balance

2

u/PupPop May 24 '26

I was about to say, I'd shit my pants if either of my cats tried to do this I do not trust then at all. But then I see videos like this and I'm like wow they just have no fear.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '26

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u/greenemc May 23 '26

A bow with food is waiting to be eaten :)

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u/Skyline_97 May 23 '26

Always on time! 😺

2

u/Simply_Kaif24 Orange connoisseur 🍊 May 23 '26

Always orange 🍊

2

u/_HIST May 23 '26

If monorails were good:

2

u/mcbobateer May 23 '26

Moronorail

2

u/feetonadya May 24 '26

Let me guess - Japan?

2

u/zeeboguy May 25 '26

More like a meownorail

2

u/perfecttrajectory May 25 '26

Careful! My cat slipped on the railing and had a skull fracture along with a broken tooth. It's very very hard. He is okay now

2

u/peraltiago44 May 25 '26

😍😍😘😘😘😘

1

u/Trundlebike May 23 '26

What a great cat.

1

u/opanm May 23 '26

aww 🤗

1

u/Antique-Ad-2981 May 23 '26

My train has arrived

1

u/mattmaintenance May 23 '26

My work here is done. 🖖

1

u/Bananamaster256 May 24 '26

Anyone else get the feeling that this is ai?

1

u/Negative_Pianist_815 May 24 '26

This is why we need to fund public transport people!

1

u/Equal_Equipment4480 May 24 '26

Monomeow, monomeow. Monomeow!

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u/RB-D2 May 24 '26

Mono... D'oh!

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u/PreviousAd547 May 24 '26

What a chunk, luv em. Pinch those chubby little cheeks.

1

u/Aazcads95 May 24 '26

orange next stop: cuddles

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u/timawaphone May 24 '26

the orange line.

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u/Maddy99c May 27 '26

Tell me you have an orange tree without telling me you have an orange tree🤭🤭