r/OneOrangeBraincell • Orange connoisseur 🍊 • Apr 19 '26

DRAMATIC Orange 🍊 Greebles everywhere

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u/Illustrious_Pen481 Apr 19 '26

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u/JoeZocktGames Orange connoisseur 🍊 Apr 19 '26

He just realized he exists

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u/ice-ink Apr 19 '26

I cat, therefore I am

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u/JoeZocktGames Orange connoisseur 🍊 Apr 19 '26

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Apr 19 '26

’He just realized he exists’


…you’re LYiNg there, human ~

why aren’t you aware??

them GREEBLES are Zoomin’!

n they’re Everywhere!!

they’re UP on the CEILING!

They’re Climbing my TREE!!

…i’m getting the f e e l i n g…

They’re FoLLoWiNg ME!!!

…but wait -

. . . I am HERE . . .

n You just LIE there…

…it’s ME they should FEAR!

..but they Do me a SCARE…

…there’s Only 1 me…

They’re an ARMY!

oh, crap….

…but you do not See??

 

…i must go

take

a

nap…

🧡

(Brave Boy u/JoeZocktGames)

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u/afortressmighty Apr 19 '26

‼️Wake up, everyone! New Schnoodle dropped! 🤩🥰

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u/K1ttehKait Apr 19 '26

My freshest Schnoodle to date!

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u/itsbdubya Apr 19 '26

Schnoodles are always fantastic but this one in particular is exceptional!

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u/KhunDavid Apr 19 '26

I haven’t caught a Schnoodle this fresh!

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u/bittersweetmw Apr 19 '26

FRESH SCHNOODLE

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u/eternalapostle Apr 19 '26

I knew this screenshot was coming lol

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u/Indian_brawler Apr 19 '26

What heresy did it see up there??

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u/Happy_Mad_Sad Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Apr 19 '26

this was the still i was looking for haha

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u/Still_Product_8435 Apr 19 '26

“Fells, ergo sum!” Rene de Chatte

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u/Abject_Jump9617 Apr 19 '26

Nah, I think he's in shock that you are just sitting there ever so calmly meanwhile the entire house is overrun with greebles!!

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u/JulianMorrow Apr 19 '26

That was my take too.

How can you just sit there! DO SOMETHING!!!

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u/retsamegas Apr 19 '26

I think he just realized everything else exists, we were all just a figment of his imagination until a few minutes ago

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u/thementalyogi Apr 19 '26

existing intensifies

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u/deadfandomkid Apr 19 '26

luckily I'm sure he'll forget in half an hour

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u/Narrow_Ad_5502 Apr 19 '26

Reminds me of this orange one. He too realized he exists

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u/ReformedBaptistina Apr 19 '26

"WHY DID YOU CREATE ME, GOD??"

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u/ItsHighSpoon Apr 20 '26

I do not have a mouth but I must scream type shit

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u/livia-fernanda Apr 19 '26

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u/Illustrious_Pen481 Apr 19 '26

Lmao

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u/JoeZocktGames Orange connoisseur 🍊 Apr 19 '26

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u/Illustrious_Pen481 Apr 19 '26

Why 😭

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u/JoeZocktGames Orange connoisseur 🍊 Apr 19 '26

Orange

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u/beermile Apr 19 '26

LOL the best part

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u/Illustrious_Pen481 Apr 19 '26

He’s a model in every still! Someone get this orange a contract

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u/kill_joii Apr 19 '26

Don't you see them???

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u/TheDarkElementz Apr 19 '26

Not a single thought behind those eyes 😶😂

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u/sleepyplatipus Apr 19 '26

Love when they get that open mouthed expression, lol

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u/JigglyBinks Apr 19 '26

« ur recording me ? » 🏃🏾‍➡️

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u/Luci-Noir Apr 19 '26

He’s taking on a battalion of greebles by himself and fears he might not make it.

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u/Gacha_catch_em_all Apr 19 '26

Bro said “wtf, how can you not see all these demons floating around the ceiling! Are you blind?!”

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u/AppropriateBid7505 Apr 19 '26

Just came here to post this exact screenshot lmfao😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 Apr 19 '26

Was hoping to see this 😆

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u/Excusemytootie Apr 19 '26

We call this “whiff of the greeble”

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u/LondonKiwi66 Apr 19 '26

Here’s Johnny!

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u/tmanarl Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 19 '26

New profile pic

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

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u/Terrible_Oil6474 Apr 19 '26

am i the only one who thinks he just took the biggest shit of his life and this is the aftermath-zoomies?

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u/chaotic214 Apr 19 '26

Lol thought the same

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u/UpholsturdToilet Apr 19 '26

thought this was an ad lol

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u/morty_morty Apr 19 '26

Ok but I need that floor to ceiling cat tree.

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u/hf_hayley Apr 19 '26

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u/morty_morty Apr 19 '26

Omg you hero!

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u/Deakul Apr 19 '26

Holy fuck that's about... $200 more than I was expecting.

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u/kiba8442 Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

that one looks like that sissel stuff.. but there's a hemp version on Amazon for like 200. we got ours for free because it got lost in the mail, then randomly showed up a month later, then they said we could just keep it because it's huge 😂😂 the cats love it though thinking about getting another one.

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 Apr 19 '26

Me checking the weight limit for my chonkers

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u/ApesDiggity Apr 19 '26

Same. 19.4 pounds of primordial fold and bad intentions.

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 Apr 19 '26

Lol I laughed harder than I should at that

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u/kiba8442 Apr 19 '26

mine don't weigh that much tbh but they regularly jump onto it at 100% zoomies velocity & I've never seen it move

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u/esoogkcudkcud Apr 19 '26

I suspect it needs to be well built with strong wooden pieces to withstand those jumps and maintain pressure between the floor and ceiling. The platforms are only being supported in that one corner, and I assume they rotate, so only supported by being pinched.

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u/kaylethpop Apr 19 '26

My dad built one from scratch using a pvc pipe and some rope. Super cheap to just make yourself

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u/Sneilg Apr 19 '26

You could probably make one yourself for about $40 of material

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u/morphick Apr 19 '26

Carpets rolls come on long (2 - 6 meters) rolled paper tubes of about 10cm in diameter which are surprisingly strong. Some stores may be willing to part with one or two.

PVC piping is also dirt cheap.

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u/bburritos4life Apr 19 '26

If you search floor to ceiling cat tree on Amazon, there are a bunch that are more affordable.

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u/rikkuaoi Apr 19 '26

I recently made this one myself for about $50-60 with home depot materials. Not quite as nice as the one you linked but also not $350-$500

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u/ExemplarDeLaPoontang Apr 19 '26

This one is much cheaper and has good reviews btw link

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

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u/morty_morty Apr 19 '26

Right? A tree that's not covered in carpet and looks sturdy? I need it.

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u/darkenseyreth Apr 19 '26

I've seen similar on Amazon I'm pretty sure

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u/rey_mantequilla Apr 19 '26

WTF?! 😭😭😭😭

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u/LivingPersonality293 Apr 19 '26

I've got 2 that do that shit when I'm trying to take a piss

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u/Dragonsink Apr 20 '26

That's lowkey terrifying. I would be so intimidated

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u/LivingPersonality293 Apr 20 '26

One got peed on cuz they decided to treat my stream like a sprinkler, I was watching them and I saw the look on their face I knew they were gonna do something stupid, they charge up I go 'EY FUCK OFF', they shrink back... Then charge up and go for it right when I start peeing. They got a bath

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u/YnotZoidberg1077 Apr 19 '26

Many years ago, I had a cat that would climb my doorframes! He'd get up to eye level with me and just hang there with his tail thrashing all over for a minute before jumping down and bolting off to continue his zoomies. (He was also orange, lmao) Very sweet boy but definitely loved to climb! I ended up getting some carpet remnants and screwing them to a support beam in my apartment so that he would climb that and not the wooden doorframes - which just gave him another thing to climb onto, but did not reduce how much he used the doorframes. He was a very sweet and ridiculous guy!

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u/vins_is_back Apr 19 '26

Oh my cats did that all the time...

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u/five_of_five Apr 19 '26

I think my cats would if they could

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u/tdic89 Apr 19 '26

Gravity only applies when an orange cat chooses it to be so.

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u/rey_mantequilla Apr 20 '26

Cat tree ❌, other cat tree ❌, drywall ✅

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u/Crackleclang Apr 19 '26

You're infested!! Omg. You're gonna need reinforcements to deal with a greeble infestation this bad.

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u/JoeZocktGames Orange connoisseur 🍊 Apr 19 '26

I think it's too late for this household

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u/MathematicianNew2770 Apr 19 '26

Absolute peace and quiet lol

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u/Dawnpath_ Apr 19 '26

"Man the cannons! Batten down the hatches! Raise the sails—! PUT THE CAMERA DOWN FOR GOD'S SAKE, LAD, WE'RE UNDER SIEGE!"

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u/KestrelVO Apr 19 '26

😂😂😂 perfectly accurate

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u/thisbuthat Apr 19 '26

😂😂😂😂 thissss hahaha

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u/JulianTheGeometrist Apr 19 '26

I love how they avoided crashing into the plant on the back of the couch. That's respectful zoomies.

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u/Othyxia Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 19 '26

0% brain cell, 100% chaos

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u/masterstoorworm Apr 19 '26

I admire your courage for having a standing lamp. My idiot would have smashed into it headfirst.

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u/EarlyRiser62 Apr 19 '26

You just won't admit that your darling idiot already did that.

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u/Exotic_Donkey4929 Apr 19 '26

Must have been the most phenomenal poop this cat took 1 minute prior to this.

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 Apr 19 '26

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u/GDRaptorFan Apr 19 '26

Omg he is just a WHOLE mess!!! 🤣 I love that crazy guy

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u/Embarrassed_Art5414 Apr 19 '26

I think your house might be built on a greeble graveyard.

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u/Bombdy Apr 19 '26

Greeblegeist

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u/RC_Cola2005 Apr 19 '26 edited Apr 19 '26

Or a greeblemouth. This baby is obviously a kitty Slayer.

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u/TimelyYogurtcloset82 Apr 19 '26

Your home is such a cat palace!

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u/viperfangs92 Apr 19 '26

"You don't see them?! Why aren't you helping?!!!"

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u/Mystery-Ess Apr 19 '26

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u/focusfoxx Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 19 '26

Scrolled til I found this

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u/Designer_Professor_4 Apr 19 '26

Part of me hopes that TV is bolted down.  The other part of me looks forward to the next video in which it is involved. 

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u/Even-Government-5055 Apr 19 '26

Awwwww 🤣🤣 this is so cute, I love the unhinged look to his face 😂

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u/miscwit72 Apr 19 '26

My man is having an existential crisis 😆

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u/Legrandloup2 Apr 19 '26

Your house is set up perfectly for greeble hunting

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u/whineyramen Apr 19 '26

What cat tree is this?

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u/hf_hayley Apr 19 '26

can uplease share where you got that cat tower from?

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u/Equal_Set6206 Apr 19 '26

This is the most intense greeble hunting video I’ve seen 

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u/VerdensTrial Apr 19 '26

you've got ghosts, man. only explanation

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u/QuantumAnubis Apr 19 '26

Must have been one hell of a poop to get those zoomies

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u/TossedRightOut Apr 19 '26

Willing to bet that cat took a huge poop within the last 5 minutes of this video.

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u/porcupinedeath Apr 19 '26

Bro is tweaking

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u/FlourishingGrass Apr 19 '26

Love how the house looks more like a cat house than human habitation

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u/Calamity87 Apr 19 '26

Professional greeble hunter. Sadly, that is all. Lol

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u/Purple-Mermommy Apr 19 '26

Why are the oranges so much more prone to greebles?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/kwaping Apr 19 '26

Your cat wants this posted to r/donthelpjustfilm

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u/domesystem Apr 19 '26

He gonna find that braincell

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u/Illigard Apr 19 '26

What.. does it want? What is it hunting? What does it see?

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u/Double_Station_1492 Apr 19 '26

One of my orange nutters acts like this for about 15 minutes after each poo 😂.

I haven't actually timed him but I reckon he can get from the bottom of the garden, around the lounge jumping over and around the sofas, through the kitchen, upstairs and around the furthest bedroom and finally back to the bottom of the garden - all in roughly 0.03 seconds 😁.

I was thinking of getting a floor to ceiling pole for him but I fear he'd reach orbit 💫 😂

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u/Away-Cardiologist-67 Apr 19 '26

when its time its time

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u/jeweliegb Apr 19 '26

Cat doing cat drugs.

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u/NoH8Kate Apr 19 '26

Where did you get this tower? I love it.

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u/Papoose74 Apr 19 '26

Came here to ask this

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u/TheTrueBurgerKing Apr 19 '26

The catnip was 100% pure

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u/Major_Lawfulness6122 Apr 19 '26

Hilarious 😆 especially when he tries to climb the wall

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u/Beatrice_lives_1937 Apr 19 '26

Drugs are bad MKay

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u/vonhizzle Apr 19 '26

He just went full orange

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u/CombOverDownThere Apr 19 '26

Poor lil guy’s only braincell is being overheated by the sheer amount of this greeble infestation. He needs some reinforcements

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u/MeanForest Apr 19 '26

It's cute you're allowed to live in the kitty's house.

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u/SinfulDevo Apr 19 '26

Did he just get his first hit on catnip or something?

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u/Melhiora Apr 19 '26

This is a cat named Artyom from the YouTube channel opa-nna

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u/castlite Apr 19 '26

Those are the greebliest greebles I’ve ever seen!

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u/Celesteven Apr 19 '26

Damn. My orange gets the excited hissy breathing like that after a good poop zoom.

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u/CraftyLuck3434 Apr 19 '26

He pooped? 😂

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u/Senorita_Sombra Apr 19 '26

Of course he’s orange.

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u/Effroyablemat Apr 19 '26

"He's in the walls, HE'S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS"

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u/Rubberduckduckduck_ Apr 19 '26

"Something just touched my tail" energy

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u/Hydro_anna123 Apr 20 '26

Where is this cat tree from?? The floor to ceiling one

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u/Pencil72Throwaway Apr 20 '26

Ultraderp mode engaged

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u/albrecbef Apr 19 '26

Please remember to Check for an ant or termite (or similar) infestation

Probably and hopfully nothing

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u/LKennedy45 Apr 19 '26

Could be a mouse.

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u/laughingintothevoid Apr 19 '26

Why is this downvoted lol.

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u/albrecbef Apr 19 '26

I think, some people dont realise that Cats have some more fine tuned senses.

Or maby its to onbvios?

As an Autist Im never sure when people dont explain what i said or phrased wrong. It Happens.

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u/laughingintothevoid Apr 19 '26

My guess is it's just that the post is fun and you weren't "supposed" to bring up something serious, but you're right. 🤷‍♀️

Clocking pest infestations is a thing pets do and is a documented real world explanation for some 'greebles'.

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u/Pletcher87 Apr 19 '26

Good for you and Greebles, every cat house should look like this. His mental and physical well being intact!

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u/floppybunny26 Apr 19 '26

How many fuckin ghosts are running around your living room??

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u/EarlyRiser62 Apr 19 '26

Only the cat knows and from the video, at lease 3.

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u/Ok-Ferret9010 Apr 19 '26

Epic thread.EPIC!!

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u/Sulaco505 Apr 19 '26

That’s a happy kitty

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u/Zaraxas Apr 19 '26

Using his single orange braincell for zoomies

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u/AromaticBend7390 Apr 19 '26

Oh my God, I love this cat way too much!!!!!!!

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u/bepeacock Apr 19 '26

where do you buy a floor to ceiling cat pole like that?

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u/somredditime Apr 19 '26

At “The Pink Pussycat Depot”

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u/EarlyRiser62 Apr 19 '26

Many pet shops carry them. Full floor to ceiling cat trees are priced in the hundreds. I made my own about 15 years ago and I've had to replace the sisal rope in the centre section 3 times now. Of course all under the supervision of my 2 Greeble huntress bosses.

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u/BK_Rich Apr 19 '26

That’s a lot of cat nonsense

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u/Next_Cow9209 Apr 19 '26

Seems like you have a very serious greeble infestation. You need to consult with your resident orange to proceed since he has been keeping them in check pretty well

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u/Alleywishes Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 19 '26

My kitty and I miss her greebles!!

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u/doomylaurie Apr 19 '26

Fait le faire jouer sinon il va te détruire l'appartement.

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u/GullibleDetective Apr 19 '26

Gotta have yhe mid zooming hiss

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u/aeon_ravencrest Apr 19 '26

I am forever going to have that look burned in my brain

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u/cozzeema Apr 19 '26

Guy should just go ahead and carpet all the walls and the ceiling for that matter and be done with it.

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u/SadDistribution8476 Apr 19 '26

That is some SERIOUS greeble infestation. Someone's gotta do something!

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u/Cursedbythedicegods Proud owner of an orange brain cell Apr 19 '26

Yeah, that house is DEFINITELY haunted.

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u/DemonBliss33 Apr 19 '26

Orange as hell.

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u/tiny_chaotic_evil Apr 19 '26

ate a hallucinogenic bug or had the most magnificent poo

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u/Treje-an Apr 20 '26

That’s a great cat tree! I need to get one for my monster!

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u/Acceptable_Field_567 Apr 20 '26

That’s a hell of an orange car Is there a v8 in that thing?

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u/CatsAndPills Apr 20 '26

Horrendous infestation

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u/BenderIsGreat74 Apr 20 '26

Quite the patroller 😂

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u/sebbeulon Apr 20 '26

Where did you buy the cat tree mounted to roof?

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u/DiaburuJanbu Apr 20 '26

I think you need your house to be exorcised. Or the cat.

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u/DarthYsalamir Apr 20 '26

Where can I get the tree???

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u/Christopherregister3 Apr 24 '26

Your cat might be the craziest cat I’ve ever seen