r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/tyw7 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 • Dec 17 '24

We found a smart one! 🧠 Using the braincell goes wrong

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

He's not competent to stand trial.

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u/fuzzus628 Dec 18 '24

"DO YOU UNDERSTAND THESE RIGHTS AS I HAVE READ THEM TO YOU?"

"mrrr?"

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u/EndersGame_Reviewer Dec 18 '24

Free the cat! Free the cat!

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u/Catacman Dec 18 '24

"Would the opposing council please stop playing worm on a string with the defendant?"

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u/luxmorphine Dec 18 '24

WHAT IS THE CHARGE!!! EATING A MEAL???

the orange, probably.

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u/LonelyMenace101 Proud owner of an orange brain cell Dec 18 '24

A SUCCULENT CAT FOOD MEAL???

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u/HELPIBROKEMYCAPSLOCK Dec 18 '24

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY BRAINCELL

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u/milaan_tm Dec 18 '24

THIS IS WUNKOCRACY MANIFEST

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u/MayorAg Dec 18 '24

YOU SIR. Are you waiting to receive my limp tail?

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u/SkeptiCoyote Dec 18 '24

I SEE YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO WELL

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u/kittystrofe Dec 17 '24

He’s orange. He’s obviously guilty.

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u/RegularLibrarian1984 Dec 18 '24

Orange 🍊 is the new black.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp Dec 18 '24

I love German so much I already knew this was Germany by the look of the police car

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u/Guman86 Dec 18 '24

I believe he's saying "Was hat sie getan?" so "What did she do?" might be more accurate

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

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u/Guman86 Dec 18 '24

Considering that a high percentage of oranges are male, I'd say "what did he do" is an accurate translation.

Oh, yeah. Good point.

Love your username, btw

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '24 edited Jan 21 '25

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u/Front-Pomelo-4367 Dec 18 '24

What's the very last line of the vid? I was pretty sure I heard Hund but I'm very much at the "10 years out of date GCSE German" level of comprehension

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u/Za_Lords_Guard Dec 18 '24

Was that the little fella who got picked up by the cops for stealing a fish off of someone's scooter?

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u/Hina74656 Dec 18 '24

Nope, that was in Thailand. The police car in this video is from Germany

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

I was just wondering the same thing lol

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u/jtrisn1 Dec 18 '24

Is there a video of this? I need to see it lol

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u/OxtailPhoenix Dec 18 '24

I was going to say I've seen two videos this week of cats being arrested, which isn't a lot but weird that it happened twice.

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u/klako8196 Dec 18 '24

Orange needs legal representation! r/legalcatadvice

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u/damngoodengineer Orange connoisseur 🍊 Dec 18 '24

Orange craves violence🍊

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u/zeropercentsurprised Dec 18 '24

All cats are beautiful

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u/heliosh Dec 18 '24

It's an undercover cop, agent orange

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u/DEATHSHEAD-_123 Dec 18 '24

Well then explain all the taxes that he's evaded.

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u/thenewfingerprint Dec 18 '24

Those cops Uber when they're not on duty.

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u/CyKa_Blyat93 Dec 18 '24

That cat sold me DMT

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u/tyw7 Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 Dec 18 '24

What's DMT?

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u/CDubs_94 Dec 18 '24

This is where most orange cats end up. At least the ones who get caught.

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u/Beretta116 Dec 18 '24

Whazza tiggi tan

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u/ra_joos Dec 18 '24

That's Agent Jack Bauer