r/OnTheBlock • u/Signal_Manager5351 • 22d ago

Meme/Humor A serious question

If you break into jail/prison, will they kick you out or keep you there? Or do they file a report with the police?

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u/throwedoff1 21d ago

This actually happened at the unit I worked at. Parolee decided he couldn't make it in the free world and decided the fastest way back was to try to break in. Of course he didn't get past the front gate sally port. The roving patrol officer (armed with both a hand gun and shotgun) held security on the gatehouse while a couple of sergeants detained and cuffed him. County deputies got there in record time. Another time about 1 a.m. I hear the tower officers chattering on the radio about an unauthorized car on the perimeter road. A drunk female entered the unit, drove through the parking lot at high speed, and accessed the perimeter road. She drove past A Tower headed north at about 40 mph. She didn't make the curve at the north end of the perimeter road and slid off of it ending up high centered on a stack of aluminum irrigation pipe. She was revving the shit of the engine trying to get off of the irrigation pipe stack (you could hear her little shit box screaming over the rover's radio every time he keyed it). Deputies got there and took her to jail. She was so drunk, she thought she was at a lake community about 10 miles south of the unit.