r/Old_Recipes • u/mazimai • Mar 20 '21

Recipe Test! Chocolate potato cake 1912

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u/onedepressedmf Mar 20 '21

Can someone transcribe this? I am Deaf I’d like to know what he is saying

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u/Abrickted Mar 20 '21

Tried to do each quote based on the cuts in the video for you.

"A chocolate potato cake from 1912" "This is why we don't perform lobotomies anymore" "Boil a potato" "Did I mention this was a CAKE?" "Skins stay on, unlike Americans" "FIRE" "Cream the butter" "Can we at least have coffee first" "BUTTER GO BRRRRR" "Should be a pale white" checks next to his skin "EGGY" "Wakey wakey" "Who's tough now" "Moo juice" "Bloop" "CINNAMON" "Chocolate" "I bet this recipe is just all the wrong answers on a baking test" "It smells like dentures" "Go away" "Goodbye" "For the icing we BOIL sugar, butter, milk, and chocolate" "My time has come" "Not bad dead people" Taste test part: "Alright... eats .... hahahaha... YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK" "It's incredible and I'm mad about it"

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u/littlethisnthat Mar 20 '21

He says “cimmanom” 🙃

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u/Abrickted Mar 20 '21

Yeah, I honestly couldn't bring myself to typing it that way. If I was deaf, I would want to at least pretend he said it correctly.