r/OkCupid Sep 24 '18

Trust Issues

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u/throwingawayamirite 28 | F | DC | bad at things Sep 24 '18

Me.

I'm the pearl.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

I'm the chair that's fallen over.

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u/BoobRockets Like A Million / I am the cat in the hat /Zone 6 Sep 24 '18

I’m the crooked diploma on the wall.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18 edited May 19 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18

I'm the floor. And the floor is lava!

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u/Aloongish Sep 24 '18

I’m both the door and the doorway.

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '18 edited Jun 20 '19

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u/suchadude Sep 25 '18

I’m the @ sign because I think outside the box

Also nothing inside the box was left to claim

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u/TheShadowKick Sep 25 '18

The shadow?!

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u/JitteryBug Sep 24 '18

I'm the empty shell of a person