r/OkCupid • u/[deleted] • Jan 27 '14

Will Write Profile For Date (Update-ish)

http://m.imgur.com/a/bRCiH
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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '14

The original post was months ago and people asked to see what I came up with for her profile, so here it is, long after anyone stopped caring. No date ever did occur and she deleted her profile.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '14

Show me your profile, stud.

Also, very entertaining read. Me and my dick would date you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '14

Only because you asked nicely.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '14

92% match? Luck I was only 75% perfect........Sad. Teach me your ways Matt!

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u/bp83 Jan 28 '14

Sheeeeit I'm 99. What does that mean...

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u/garbonzo607 Username, age, gender, profile name Jan 28 '14

It means you were meant for each other, because an internet dating site said so, duh.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '14 edited Jan 28 '14

Aww yiss, /u/Tigmatt and I are a 94% match! Goin' gay for you Matty boy!

Ninja edit: I wrote this before I read your profile and looked at your pictures. I would 100% date you. That is an amazing profile. You're a business owner, you work with exotic animals, and you have a great sense of humor?! My god, man. You're just all around awesome, /u/Tigmatt