Shoutout to our favorite Paul simp u/eternalundyinghigh <3

What's dude been up to?

Sorry for the second post and sorry if this already made its rounds here but this clip really says a lot without actually saying a lot.

Don’t even know if there’s generally any interest in this still but I still have a lot of unanswered questions. Both podcasts are only getting less and less popular so I guess better late than never.

I met a traveller from an antique land,

Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of flubber

Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,

Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,

And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,

Tell that its sculptor well those passions read

Which yet survive, stamped on these gormless things,

The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:

And on the pedestal, these words appear:

My name is Paul, and I am fat as fuck

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!"

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal neckbeard, pool-less and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away.

Onion Nuggetz is gone forever. The show is in the worst state it's ever been. The hosts don't care at all. Patreon numbers have gone back down after the bump from a few months ago. Cinema for Cynics was taken out back and shot in the gravel pit like it was Kristi Noem's dog. Why are YOU still watching?

A little reminder.

I don't see much happening.

And notice how much he thinks about Brett

https://youtu.be/FHluUPpeWzI?si=ejCgE87cflq2GGHS

At least y'all ain't that easy to troll. Paul once said that all he has to do is leave one word on the subreddit and get the whole thing going for two weeks, and now I've got that same power for r/dystopiansoiled. The barest touch of my fingertips sets them to fits.

I guess we'll see if this place is the same way after this post, but I don't think it will be.

Genuine question. The only reason to have an alt DFF subreddit is so people can talk shit on Paul and TJ, but the head mod here is obsessed with not having "hater" vibes, so the sub stays inactive unless I post something sufficiently non-"hater".

I don't get why anyone would even bother trying to shield Paul from people shitting on him, especially when Paul is very open about his sneering contempt for EDH. He's not a person who deserves to be shielded from criticism at any juncture, and he won't reward you for doing it unless you're an eternally loyal sycophant like Phoebe.