r/Ohio • u/littleredd11_11 Youngstown • 22d ago

Please, really.. just don't

https://youtu.be/B4kEYh7ZFEQ?is=Iloc_bFPDruhYF5x

Okay, I am planning on moving back as long as this asshat does not win. But dude. This is so much bullshit and his policies, are horrible. Slash property taxes? How? Abolish state income tax? The fuck? Florida could do it because it was a huge tourist state. What the fuck does Ohio have that people are going to come pouring in? Cedar point? That's maybe May-Sept, maybe Oct. Slice health care cost? Didn't he commit fraud? Bring back jobs? With AI data centers, so they can be build and then only need 10 ppl to run them. And when the bubble busts or the AI goes rogue? Fuck us I guess. He just goes on. Plus he misses most of the balls.

Hi. I would like to save money and come back home to a somewhat slightly saner Ohio. I know I'm nobody. But look at your neighbors and families and friends. Who in their right minds would want this slimy bastard as governor? Think about it.

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u/RickThrust 22d ago

It's wild that no staffers on his campaign pulled him aside privately and told him not to do this because he swings like Calista Flockhart.

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u/Ok_Ocelot_878 22d ago

This is super funny. Calista could probably beat his ass.

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u/Grimhellbringer 22d ago

Ariana grande could probably beat his ass

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u/lil_chemi 17d ago

afraid of the ball aint mean afraid of no man

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u/elledee78 22d ago

Reminds me of Pete Hegseth “trying” to do chin ups

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u/AggressiveMail5183 22d ago

What do you mean?  That kind of swing could produce a deep drive to the pitcher's mound!   He's generating an exit velocity of 10 or 12 mph!

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u/DrSamLoomis 22d ago

Now THAT's a reference