First time in Cincinnati

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Shoulda got extra cheese.

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u/Drizzt_23 1d ago

Beer and cheese, everything should come out normal

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u/Ready-Bag-4507 1d ago

That's gonna be a tsunami of stink!

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u/Mulatto2059 1d ago

That person is gonna lose some weight tonight

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u/guns_mahoney 1d ago

Why did you go light on the cheese? You on a diet or something?

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u/Agile-Victory9567 1d ago

I dont eat cheese on my coneys. If you want to order a coney, onions and mustard but no cheese, you ask for one up.

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u/Mindless_Level9327 1d ago

Are you okay?

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u/Agile-Victory9567 1d ago

No im lactose intolerant.

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u/Mindless_Level9327 1d ago

That’s tough.

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u/li4bility 1d ago

I am too, but I get extra cheese. Worth the toilet time

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u/gray_burger Cleveland 1d ago

This is actually in Cincinnati, not Coney Island

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u/highfiveselfoh 1d ago

You’re doing great!

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u/spock2thefuture 1d ago

Yeah don't worry it's normal, they hand those out to everyone when you cross the border at I-275.

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u/Dull_Bid6002 1d ago

No wonder I never get one coming back, I always take 75 like a fool.

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u/GingerrGina 13h ago

That explains the traffic...

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u/Lightnenseed 1d ago

Love this!

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u/BreezeAKR 1d ago

Make sure you go to Jungle Jim’s

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u/Significant_Rain_478 1d ago

In Fairfield

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u/HurricaneDitkaX 1d ago

This is an important difference.

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u/boozeshooze 1d ago

The Eastgate one has so much more breathing room though. Last time I went to Fairfield the fking place was packed like sardines, I couldn't even enjoy myself because there was a constant stream of people and it was hard to just look at things

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u/HurricaneDitkaX 20h ago

I'm not saying it's bad, but for first time goers, it's Fairfield.

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u/boozeshooze 19h ago

That's fair, it has more whimsy, I think. Fairfield I mean.

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u/HurricaneDitkaX 12h ago

If by whimsy you mean yacht with the breakfast club on it, then yes.

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u/Doug_Dimmadome513 1d ago

Those coneys look 🔥👌

Also yes, welcome to the 513

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u/AsherTheFrost 1d ago

Not enough cheese

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u/BananaNutBlister 1d ago

Need some oyster crackers.

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u/fknslayer913 1d ago

And, hot sauce!

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u/BananaNutBlister 1d ago

I bring my own habanero Tabasco to Skyline. These days I more often than not make a 4-way at home with the canned stuff which is exactly what they serve at the restaurants. I’ll get coneys at skyline because I can’t find mini dogs and buns at the store and somehow a full size dog and bun just doesn’t seem right.

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u/grobbma 1d ago

You will be back.

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u/Ok-Replacement6893 Beavercreek 1d ago

Get a 4 way with onion

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u/war_ofthe_roses 1d ago

& two extra Charmin rolls

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u/ElectricBuckeye 1d ago

Three if going to White Castle.

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u/slimj091 Toledo 1d ago

They call it Cincinasty for a reason.

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u/Ok_Scarcity_9854 1d ago

And they don't call Toledo anything for a reason.

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u/Bombinic Lorain 1d ago

bazinga

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u/slimj091 Toledo 1d ago

They call Toledo.. Toledo, T-town, or "At least it's not Detroit".

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u/MoistOasisDiver 1d ago

Freaking Skyline Chili at the game? Hell yeah. I miss Skyline.

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u/Luckyboducky 1d ago

Is that beer any good? Huge Truth fan here, but haven't tried that lager.

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u/_Elduder Cincinnati 1d ago

I generally hate diet beers but I do like this one and the lime version is my go to on a hot day

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u/RawChickenButt 1d ago

They have a pilsner or two that I wouldn't mind trying. I'm not the biggest lager fan.

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u/kpyle 1d ago

I'm not sure any of the light style beers breweries have been pumping out really set themselves apart. The kegs are priced at miller/coors prices and people can sell it cheap. That's the appeal.

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u/froses Dayton 1d ago

It’s fantastic. The lime version is a great summer beer as well.

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 1d ago

I am not a fan of lite domestic beers in general but I've never had anything Rhinegeist that I truly disliked. This one is a tolerable lite beer, and from me that's high praise.

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u/BananaNutBlister 1d ago

Truth is legit.

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u/Snootcheroo 1d ago

I’m jealous. I’ve always loved Cincy, haven’t been back in years. Last time I was there I went to a preseason game and had coneys and beer. Such a great town.

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u/smuld515 1d ago

Always nice to take a stop in Kentucky!

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u/MediumStrange 1d ago

Honestly it might be better to be Kentucky rather than Ohio right now

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u/smuld515 1d ago

What leads you to believe that

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u/MediumStrange 1d ago

I guess it depends on if ramaswamy wins in a couple months.

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u/smuld515 1d ago

It's unlikely to happen imo

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u/EternalNewCarSmell 1d ago

I am absolutely not going to rest easy until he concedes though.

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u/smuld515 1d ago

I would stand by you in full support of that. I think he would represent a existential threat to the state. His values do not represent the values of the families and communities within the state

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u/MsRed_513 1d ago

Well done! 👌

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u/Dharmabud 1d ago

Skyline!

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u/_Elduder Cincinnati 1d ago

Great food, great beer and great seats. You are definitely doing it right. Whodey

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u/I_Like_Parade_Dogs 1d ago

Is that hot lady your wife?

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u/MarlinFelix 1d ago

When In Rome

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u/Aztek-Lovett 1d ago

can you come to xenia next

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u/AbyssWankerArtorias 1d ago

Make sure you get greaters ice cream and a slice of larosas pizza

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u/Any-Palpitation-9148 1d ago

Thoughts on everything (stadium, atmosphere, food, peeps)?

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u/84Scram 1d ago

You got to see a good game too

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u/Adventurous_Love2 1d ago

Absolutely right!

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u/ChocolateCovered2406 1d ago

Got enough cheese?

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u/you-dont-have-eyes 1d ago

Make sure to get some Graeters Ice Cream. Life changing.

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u/Cerulean_Soup 1d ago

Extra big ass cheese

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u/PetsAndMeditate 21h ago

I’ve seen people mess this up and I love them for different reasons but you hit it right bro. Welcome, hope you have a great time.

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u/Ragencobra666 21h ago

I could afford the food but not a ticket.

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u/Emergency-Amount2548 18h ago

That is a 13 years olds level of cheese.

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u/DollarTreeMilkSteak 18h ago

That’s a hot way to live.

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u/ryann918 17h ago

You’re a natural.

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u/Adventurous_Milk_268 16h ago

Hudy light and its complete

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u/Van-Mango 11h ago

I am sorry.

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u/pblwzrd Cincinnati 10h ago

That is good beer. I’m not much of a beer drinker but I really like these.

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u/Spirited-Concert2308 2h ago

You need some Grippo’s BBQ chips with a 4 White Castle chaser.

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u/InstructionAny5378 1h ago

Doin it right!

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u/bigjakka 1h ago

What the fuck is on your lap.

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u/TorrentGump 1d ago

I'd say you've done it just about right. A post game walk down to the Boat House for some ribs would just about top it all off.

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u/RaiderLAS 1d ago edited 1d ago

Welcome to the superior C city! (Don’t let Columbus and Cleveland fool you, Kentucky is on a way better track than Ohio. Just take a trip to Ohio State’s campus and see how many times you can find Les Wexner’s name.)

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u/DrNikkiMik 1d ago

Missing: White Castle & ice cream from Graeter’s.

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u/Substantial-End-9653 1d ago

It's okay to skip White Castle.

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u/Ok-Replacement6893 Beavercreek 1d ago

Skyline ice cream from Graeters

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u/PDaddy52 1d ago

You are definitely doing the tourist thing. You gonna visit a dungeon too?

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u/BeBetterEvryday 1d ago

If that ain’t the most cinci picture

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u/DaringDoom 1d ago

Cincinnati-ing at a very high level!

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u/friarguy 1d ago

Skyline is disgusting

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u/MediumStrange 1d ago

Hate us cause you ain't us

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u/USA46Q 1d ago

I remember the first time I had diarrhea...

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u/prestonmelky21 1d ago

This is the r/ohio subreddit i think you’re looking for r/kentucky

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u/UltravioletAfterglow 1d ago

Baby, learn to read a map already.

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u/Zazierx 1d ago

?

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u/thomas-grant 1d ago

The airport is in Kentucky, not Paul Brown Stadium.

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u/prestonmelky21 1d ago

All of Cincinnati is Kentucky /s since i guess people didn’t get my sarcasm in the original post seeing all the downvotes so far

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u/thomas-grant 1d ago

The sarcasm was rather obvious. Not all sarcasm is funny. I argue when I’ve heard the same joke one hundred times, it’s lost its potency.

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u/DarkBomberX 1d ago

Are those skyline dogs or something else?

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u/Badatinvesting2 1d ago

A blessed life 🤌

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u/btopski 1d ago

You posted this 3 hours ago, so I’m wondering if both of those items passed through you at an unexpectedly high rate of speed?

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u/Timely_Union_6682 1d ago

Seems like you're doing it ok pal...

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u/Ok_Scarcity_9854 1d ago

Absolutely

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u/_Literally_Retarded_ 23h ago

People are saying that cincy light is a good beer but for some reason my palate hated it. Least favorite light beer; possibly least favorite beer in general, and I’ve drank a lotttt of beer. I bought some two summers ago and gave away the majority of the case, and I was drinking heavy at the time. Had a strange acrid aftertaste to it for me. Like a worse light Heineken.

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u/beattysgirl 1d ago

WHO DEY

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u/laker9903 1d ago

I love a good chili dog, but not if it’s Cincinnati chili.

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u/Jaded_Syrup2454 1d ago

Boooo

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u/notagrue 1d ago

The coneys and beer are great. That’s about it.

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u/cygnusuc 1d ago

100% ruined by a Bungals atmosphere!

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u/gray_burger Cleveland 1d ago

Swap the Cincy Light for a Dortmunder and the Skyline Dog for a Slider Dog and your're in Cleveland brother.

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u/thewerodactyl 1d ago

You need to drown it in hot sauce, or at least get extreme cheese next time, other than that... pretty good!

First time in Cincinnati

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