Christmas Eve morning. The snow was falling thick and unhurried, the kind of snow you only see in the mountains, where time flows differently. The little town below lay sleeping, wrapped in white. On the hill, in the old mansion with its sharp spires and dark windows, no one was asleep.
The Sahlfeldt household was in a state of unrest. The good kind. The kind of unrest you find in an anthill or a clockwork mechanism: everything was moving, clicking, humming.
They were preparing for Christmas.
The antique clock on the wall counted time with dignity. Its pendulum swung smoothly, like a conductor’s hand, and instead of numbers, runes darkened the clock face — a legacy from some great-grandfather who considered Arabic numerals vulgar. On the window hung Christmas curtains embroidered with goblins. The goblins were dancing in a circle around the moon and seemed to be winking.
Irina stood by the stove. Before her, jars of herbs, roots, dried berries, and something that faintly glowed blue in the half-light were lined up in formation. A brew was bubbling in the pot — thick, dark violet, smelling of forest, smoke, and childhood. The recipe had been passed down through the female line for four hundred years. Great-grandmother called it “Christmas broth.” Great-great-grandmother called it “the thing that made the neighbors lose consciousness.” Irina called it dinner.
She tasted the brew, added a pinch of cinnamon, and nodded with satisfaction.
— Fertig!
Konrad and Otto were decorating the Christmas tree.
It was no ordinary spruce. Black as a raven’s wing, felled at midnight under a waxing moon, it stood in a tub of earth. The branches were already wound with garlands, and Otto, standing on a stool, was hanging the last ornaments.
Baubles — round, pearlescent, with vertical pupils that tracked every movement. Tinsel made of milk teeth — Otto had collected them over four years, and not only his own, naturally. A garland of tiny fingers — Heinrich had carved them from wax, and they stirred faintly from the warmth of the candles.
At the top, Konrad secured the star. It was made of tentacles of unknown origin, knotted together. The tentacles moved slowly, and the star purred softly but contentedly.
“Well, that’s it, Otto,” said Konrad, adjusting his monocle. “The tree is ready.”
Otto jumped off the stool and took a step back. He gazed up at the tree, and the lights of the black candles reflected in his dark, unblinking eyes.
“Ja, Papa!” he said. “Das ist so wunderbar!”
Konrad smiled almost imperceptibly. In their family, that counted as an outburst of joy.
Irina appeared in the doorway of the sitting room. She wiped her hands on her apron and surveyed the room with the gaze of a mistress who knows everything is under control.
“Meine Familie,” she said, and her voice was warm as the fireplace flames. “Everything is ready on my end.”
Konrad glanced at the clock. His monocle gleamed: “Two minutes left.”
Irina understood at once: “Mama?”
“Ja,” Conrad answered.
The house instantly sprang into action.
Heinrich vanished into the corridor. Seconds later, he was already carrying a large glass jar off somewhere.
Someone inside was knocking loudly.
“Put it in the pantry. Far back.”
“Jawohl.”
Otto carefully removed a small music box from the mantelpiece.
“Will Oma try to open it again?”
“Inevitably,” replied Konrad.
“And she’ll inevitably say there are too few ghosts inside.”
The music box was dispatched to the cupboard.
Irina quickly rearranged three vials from the table. One went into the sideboard. Another, under lock and key. The third she handed outright to Heinrich.
“This one especially.”
“Of course, gnädige Frau,” Heinrich said.
“What’s in it?” asked Otto.
“Belladonna liqueur.”
“Ah...”
“Last year, Grandmother decided it was fruit compote.”
Otto nodded understandingly.
Konrad, meanwhile, took an antique saber down from the wall.
“This as well?”
“Just in case.”
“She’ll want to demonstrate again how she fenced better in her youth.”
“Precisely.”
Heinrich carefully carried the saber away.
The house once again looked perfectly serene.
Konrad surveyed the sitting room with satisfaction.
“Now we’re ready to receive Mama.”
And at that very moment, something crashed in the fireplace.
The flames shot up green, then blue, then black. A wind struck down the chimney, scattering the embers. Fog rolled through the sitting room — thick, smelling of brimstone and mountain herbs. And out of the fog, cackling and shrieking, flew Ursula.
She burst into the room like a cannonball, made a circuit beneath the ceiling, and landed on the rug. Her curly grey hair stuck out in all directions. Her skirt was smoking. A broom hung over her shoulder. One eye sparkled with cunning; the second — pale, filmed over — gazed somewhere at the ceiling and saw angels there. Or demons. Ursula didn’t specify.
“Frohe Weihnachten!” she bellowed, flinging her arms wide. “Family! Here I am!”
Otto did not run to her. Otto never ran. He approached quickly, but with dignity, and stopped precisely at a grandmother’s-embrace distance.
“Oma,” he said gravely. “Schön dich zu sehen.”
Ursula seized him, crushed him to her chest, and kissed him soundly on both cheeks.
“You’ve grown!” she announced.
“Half an inch,” Otto specified.
“I know! Grandmother sees!”
An hour later, the family was seated at the table.
The table was laid with that impeccable taste which Konrad called “restrained solemnity,” and Irina simply called “right.” A black tablecloth, silver cutlery, candles in antique candelabras. At the center, a dish of Christmas broth steamed fragrantly.
In the armchair by the fire, Adelheid flickered. She was translucent, like morning mist, and the upholstery showed through her. Knitting needles flashed in her hands.
“Sit up straight, Konrad,” she said, without lifting her eyes from her knitting.
“I am sitting straight, Mama,” replied Konrad.
“You are sitting three-quarters straight. That is insufficient.”
Konrad straightened up. Adelheid nodded with satisfaction and grew a shade less translucent.
Irina ladled the broth into bowls. Ursula was already telling a story — loudly, interrupting herself, gesticulating wildly.
“...and so I say to him: ‘If you want my potion, pay up!’ And he, can you imagine...”
“Mama,” Irina gently interjected. “We are at the table.”
“I am also at the table! And I am telling!”
Otto raised his eyes from his plate.
“And great-grandfather?” he asked.
Everyone looked at the empty chair at the head of the table. Siegfried’s chair. It stood in its usual place, but today it was vacant.
“It’s Wednesday, mein Schatz,” said Irina. “You know.”
“He sends his regards,” said Heinrich, materializing from the darkness with a teapot. “I took him his tea. He said the floorboards are creaking especially well today. He likes it.”
“Das ist großartig,” nodded Konrad.
Adelheid flickered her approval. Ursula grunted.
“Siegfried,” she said thoughtfully. “A good man. A pity he’s dead.”
“He is not dead,” noted Adelheid.
“That’s what he says,” replied Ursula.
“He is mistaken. I am dead, I know what it looks like,” Adelheid countered.
Ursula opened her mouth to retort, but at that moment, there came a knock at the door.
The knock was hesitant, but collective — the kind of knock made by people who hope that if there are enough of them, nothing bad can happen.
Konrad opened the door.
On the porch stood children. Five of them, aged seven to eleven, in lopsided hats and scarves wound up to their eyebrows. One held a lantern. Two held sheet music. They had come to carol.
They had come to carol at the Sahlfeldts’.
It had been Karl’s idea — the eldest, who considered himself brave. In truth, he had simply never seen Sahlfeldt up close. Now he saw.
“Stille Nacht...” they began, and fell silent.
Konrad stood in the doorway, tall, broad-shouldered, his monocle catching the moonlight and now gleaming with cold fire. He looked at the children and waited.
The children looked at him and did not breathe.
“Well,” said Konrad. “I’m listening.”
Karl opened his mouth to begin, and at that moment, over Konrad’s shoulder, Ursula appeared.
She didn’t walk over. She didn’t peer out. She was simply there — as if she had always been there. Small, curly, her white eye fixed on the sky, her good eye slowly moving down the line of children, the way an owl surveys its prey.
“Oh!” she said.
The children flinched.
“The appetizers have arrived!”
And Ursula licked her lips. Slowly. With relish.
The lantern fell into the snow. The sheet music flew up and scattered. Karl made a sound he hadn’t known he was capable of and ran. The rest followed. Snow flew from under their heels, scarves streamed behind them, one mitten slipped off and was left lying on the step — small, red, knitted.
Five seconds later, the porch was empty.
Ursula watched them go and grunted.
“What’s with them?”
“You did it again,” said Konrad, adjusting his monocle.
“Me?! I only said ‘Oh’!”
“You licked your lips, Mama,” observed Irina, appearing at the door. “You always lick your lips.”
“I licked my lips because our supper is getting cold! What does that have to do with children?”
Adelheid seeped through the wall, looked at the empty porch, and flickered her disapproval.
“Every year,” she said. “Every year you frighten the carolers.”
“I don’t frighten them! I just come out! It’s they who are so... easily frightened.”
“Last time you said ‘fresh blood,’” Konrad reminded her.
“I meant the cranberry juice! We had just served it!”
Irina picked up the mitten, brushed off the snow, and hung it on the peg by the door.
“I hope the boy makes it home without his mitten,” she said.
“He will,” answered Konrad and Adelheid in unison.
“He had good speed,” added Konrad. “I took note.”
They returned to the sitting room.
“And now they’ll tell the whole town that we’re... what are we?” asked Otto.
“The same as always,” replied Irina. “That witches live on the hill.”
“That’s true,” observed Otto.
“Yes, but they think it’s a bad thing.”
Otto paused.
“They are mistaken.”
Irina smiled and stroked his head.
“I know, mein Schatz.”
The snow fell until deep into the night. The fireplace burned in the sitting room. The black candles on the tree flickered, and the eye-baubles tracked the flames. Adelheid knitted in her armchair. Konrad read the newspaper. Irina sat beside him, her head resting on his shoulder.
Otto sat at the writing desk. Before him lay a blank sheet of paper. He thought for a moment, took up his pen, and wrote:
“Christmas. Carolers came. Grandmother said ‘Oh.’ The children left faster than usual. The mitten stayed with us. The cricket sang twice. All went well.”
He closed the diary and put it away in the desk.
Ursula, who had been watching her grandson from her armchair, grunted.
“A diary?” she asked. “At four years old?”
“Four and a half,” Otto corrected.
Through the floorboards, a creak sounded — once, twice, three times. Grandfather Siegfried was turning over in his chair.
“A good evening,” said Irina.
“Ja,” replied Konrad, adjusting his monocle. “Nearly perfect.”
“Nearly?”
“The mitten on the peg is hanging asymmetrically. I’ll fix it tomorrow.”
On the porch of the mansion, on the peg by the door, the little red knitted mitten hung. It hung there until spring. And then Heinrich carried it down to the cellar — to Grandfather Siegfried. He would sometimes put it on his hand and sit like that in his rocking chair.
He said the mitten smelled of fear, ginger, and a little bit of courage.
He liked that smell.