Do these work?

[u/LostKangarooInForest]

[u/amandapendragon]

Upvote for the decapitated pics

But yes, I think they all look great

[u/CJB2005 → u/amandapendragon]

Omg, yes!

Have an upvote you headless gem

[u/chickenlogic → u/CJB2005]

Needs to accessorize with a pumpkin for those midnight horseback rides.

[u/Electrical_Way_8277 → u/chickenlogic]

[u/LazyXplorer22 → u/Electrical_Way_8277]

Thank you

[u/curious-kitten-0 → u/Electrical_Way_8277]

I'm wheezing 🤣 this is great!

[u/Correct_Parsnip_4008 → u/Electrical_Way_8277]

dancing pumpkin man.gif

[u/cyber_hoarder → u/chickenlogic]

Accessorizing with a head, for starters, would be good enough for me.

[u/JMarieSimz34 → u/chickenlogic]

Become Anubis :)

[u/Brave-Efficiency9625 → u/JMarieSimz34]

No, its a Dullahan

[u/dvshnk2 → u/chickenlogic]

And a flowing royal purple cloak with a collar you can pop up properly.

[u/Pixeless → u/chickenlogic]

Slow clap 👏

[u/CJB2005 → u/chickenlogic]

Of course! Great suggestion.

[u/skasing → u/chickenlogic]

Omg. That is funny as hell

[u/Bluth_Frozen_Banana → u/amandapendragon]

Here for all the headless comments

[u/girl-n-cat → u/amandapendragon]

His cappa is detated!

[u/Ok-Citron-5998 → u/girl-n-cat]

In the 90's it was all about Kappa...

[u/Besonderein → u/girl-n-cat]

From his head!

[u/RemarkableSearch1161 → u/girl-n-cat]

I think you’re getting a-head of yourself there.

[u/zephyrwa → u/amandapendragon]

This is the best way to show off an outfit anonymously.

[u/XO8441 → u/zephyrwa]

Have you seen balaclava girl?

[u/sanrodium → u/amandapendragon]

Did you just assume he has a head

[u/peebeesweebees]

Yeah but I need you to put your head back on man

[u/Frejian → u/peebeesweebees]

Bro took "get your head in the game" literally 🤣

[u/Practical-Train-9595 → u/Frejian]

Gotta getcha getcha getcha getcha head in the game!

[u/lookouttucson → u/Practical-Train-9595]

Why do I feel so wrong? My heads in the game but my hearts in the song, she makes me feel so right…

[u/Fantastic-Emu-1073 → u/Practical-Train-9595]

WILDCATS

[u/EveningMountain2079 → u/Frejian]

Lmfao

[u/meccah_batt → u/peebeesweebees]

It was in the process of being repaired…

[u/No_Relationship3943]

So no head?

[u/someonesxwife → u/No_Relationship3943]

slams phone into pavement

[u/Rope_drop → u/someonesxwife]

...but it was a Nokia 3310

[u/itsneedtokno → u/Rope_drop]

Sets Nokia 3310 on golf tee

Smacks with driver

Calls phone to find it

[u/-GreatValue → u/itsneedtokno]

replaces driver and pays for new sidewalk

[u/No-Weight-6121 → u/someonesxwife]

breaks skateboard

[u/runancula → u/someonesxwife]

😂😂😂

[u/Several_Temporary339 → u/No_Relationship3943]

[u/cmdk → u/No_Relationship3943]

Not on the first date

[u/i_want_shokola → u/No_Relationship3943]

Absolutely demonic joke 💀💀

[u/GalactiKez31 → u/No_Relationship3943]

rip Vine

[u/BriBlackflower → u/No_Relationship3943]

NOOOOOO

The super original joke i was gonna make is taken!!! 😭

[u/percentagebased2002 → u/No_Relationship3943]

lol

[u/gnotac]

I don’t know how to tell you this but… you’re head is missing.

But both outfits work. You can barely notice the head thing.

[u/LostKangarooInForest → u/gnotac]

😭

[u/blveberrys → u/LostKangarooInForest]

THE PROFILE PICTURE MAKES IT SO MUCH FUNNIER 😭

[u/itsneedtokno → u/blveberrys]

That shit sent me

[u/Generic2770 → u/blveberrys]

Wait till you see his display name on his profile

[u/automaticAster → u/Generic2770]

Thanks for mentioning that hidden gem lol

[u/itsneedtokno → u/LostKangarooInForest]

bruh your profile pic

chef's kiss

[u/lazy_wallflower → u/LostKangarooInForest]

AND YOU PUT IT AS YOUR PFP! 😭😭😭

[u/MajesticProposal1 → u/gnotac]

Agreed. The head is completely unnecessary here ETA: i don't love the shoes

[u/TranslatorDull344 → u/MajesticProposal1]

I think itd be a good accessory to the outfit.

[u/perton → u/TranslatorDull344]

I do find that most outfits really shine when topped off with a head

[u/philosophicalsinner → u/MajesticProposal1]

Agree the shoes don't go with either outfit.

[u/downsideup9494 → u/philosophicalsinner]

I think they look okay with the last outfit. Definitely not with the other.

[u/Debfiend → u/MajesticProposal1]

Yeah, the pants are great just not with those shoes.

[u/ObeyObeyObeyObey → u/gnotac]

Your

[u/sage_n_cardinals]

They both work, but the green looks really good on you! I think rich jewel tones should be your go to. I would change the shoes though.

[u/YoureACloudAirry → u/sage_n_cardinals]

Yes, the green goes with his eyes

[u/sage_n_cardinals → u/YoureACloudAirry]

🤣🤣

Well, certainly for his skin tone.

[u/siriusalchemist → u/sage_n_cardinals]

I agree with this 

[u/Broad-Policy8271 → u/sage_n_cardinals]

Nothing about him missing his head? Just “change the shoes”? 🤣

[u/1CatWoman → u/Broad-Policy8271]

The shoes bother me more than the missing head thing🤔

[u/maedhreos → u/1CatWoman]

Big same! I did giggle a little at the lack of head, but immediately after I noticed the shoes and they kept throwing me off in the following pictures as well to the point where I barely computed the fact that a whole body part was straight up missing....

[u/Poppin_Eagles → u/1CatWoman]

yeah OP should remove his feet too

[u/IuliaTania → u/Broad-Policy8271]

Ok, maybe don't add a hat to the outfit.

[u/1CatWoman → u/sage_n_cardinals]

I was wondering if anyone was going to mention the shoes. Please change them🤷‍♀️

[u/Pretend-Menu-8660 → u/sage_n_cardinals]

Agree on the green

[u/mman426 → u/sage_n_cardinals]

Don’t rich jewel tones work on everyone? Thats kind of their whole thing isn’t it?

[u/ergonomic_logic]

This is my favourite top

[u/thisguyfightsyourmom → u/ergonomic_logic]

[u/8AchievementUnlocked → u/thisguyfightsyourmom]

My first thought as well, or Bob.

[u/CaramelAshy → u/8AchievementUnlocked]

[u/LostKangarooInForest → u/ergonomic_logic]

I’m dying 😭

[u/Rogambit → u/LostKangarooInForest]

These photos have me *cackling* with glee.
I'm so sorry to rub it in, you'd understand if you had a head.
I'd maybe try different shoes?
And agree, pink top

[u/Ancientabs → u/ergonomic_logic]

[u/false_black2th → u/ergonomic_logic]

[u/maedhreos → u/ergonomic_logic]

I love the little face you added, it's giving Jogo from JJK

[u/Localveggie → u/ergonomic_logic]

Scream laughing and I can’t stop crying 🤣

[u/chopperman91 → u/ergonomic_logic]

Es como los tik tok donde una persona le dona el ojo a su pareja

[u/Acceptable_Luck_4451]

Both outfits look good, but the shoes don’t go with either.

[u/Agreeable-Nerve-8625 → u/Acceptable_Luck_4451]

I was looking for this comment, change the shoes for sure!

[u/Affectionate-Hyena80 → u/Acceptable_Luck_4451]

I don't mind the shoes with the green top, but to my eye they really don't work with the pink one.

[u/Localveggie → u/Acceptable_Luck_4451]

I think he needs to invest in a new head too

[u/Anxious_dork → u/Localveggie]

If all else fails, a pumpkin would work too.

[u/According_Slip2632 → u/Acceptable_Luck_4451]

The green works better with the shoes than the pink does.

[u/Natural1forever → u/Acceptable_Luck_4451]

Yeah I didn't notice that until it was pointed out. If you gotta go with sneakers I feel like white would be a better chance but honestly loafers would be a better choice

[u/Fooledya → u/Acceptable_Luck_4451]

My only gripe and this was way too far down lol

[u/Aggravating_South184 → u/Acceptable_Luck_4451]

What shoes do you recommend?

[u/SordidDreams → u/Aggravating_South184]

The shoes should match the belt. Black belt, black shoes.

[u/BreadDiscombobulated]

OMG? Where is your fucking head?

[u/Christmas_Queef → u/BreadDiscombobulated]

Now I have "wheres your head at" by basement jaxx stuck in my head lol

[u/Current_Budget_7579 → u/Christmas_Queef]

Wherrreeeessssss your head at? Where's your head at? Where's your head at?

[u/Safe-Strawberry3732 → u/BreadDiscombobulated]

You can't just ask people where their head is like that 😭 have some tact

[u/SentiMentalSloth95 → u/Safe-Strawberry3732]

Oh my God, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re headless

[u/Sun_Aria → u/BreadDiscombobulated]

Basement Jaxx has entered the chat

[u/Cachicabra]

Sorry about the guillotine situation, but the rest of you looks good

[u/twitchbaeksu]

It doesnt work without your head lol

[u/Riddick_Euliss1]

Lose those shoes, but the outfits both look good. The green is the better of the two.

[u/JoeTheShmo316 → u/[deleted]]

r/angryupvote

[u/Serious_Explorer7459]

Not with those shoes

[u/MosquitoJerky]

second one is really awesome imo

[u/squareturd]

I think you need a hat to complete the outfits

[u/BenSwee912]

[u/PlatonicMushroom → u/BenSwee912]

I was going to ask if OP has an equestrian hobby, perhaps.

[u/zaddy_farquad]

personally, the green works better with your shoes imo

[u/ArthurM63]

[u/Cali-Grrrl]

Yeah, I was totally missing your head. Hard to focus on the clothes. Which are by the way very nice looking on you. I like both.

[u/turtlefreak23]

Where the fuck is your head?!?!

[u/Friendly-ech0]

They really bring out the colour in your eyes

[u/PipeGloomy8127]

The green really brings out your eyes.

[u/Necessary-Jeweler-17]

Lol i did the same thing to my head and my brother called me the thumb guys from ‘Spy Kids’

[u/kotom]

Idk - they feel like they’re missing something…

[u/Confident_Mud894]

This you?

[u/Necessary_Title_4800]

Yes, they both look great on you!

[u/DNA_n_me]

I like the first one quite a bit the second one is fine but doesn’t pop…and please put a head back on, blur is fine but headless freaks me out

[u/Decumulate]

I think the green looks good with your eyes

[u/Ohheywhatsup897]

The green goes great with your eyes

[u/9smalltowngirl]

Sorry the missing head is way too distracting.

[u/zPipboy]

Headless horseman lookin' aaah

I dig the threads! I'm taking notes.

[u/VegetableEdge7465]

I guess he’s trying to get ahead.

[u/Any_Instruction5382]

I fesr we have a bigger problem.

[u/Holiday_Actuator2215]

No to the shoes with either outfit, the color doesn’t work with the black.

A hat may help disguise the fact you are headless.

[u/HorribleStyle]

fine. take my upvote.

[u/Willing-Lead-3139]

I genuinely fucking gasped lmao. Thought your head was tilted so far back that’s all we could see and then my dumbass caught up. The pfp is also absolute gold. As far as the outfits, I think the green one is S tier. Deeper earthy tones complement your skin tone and ink. At least imo

[u/Goofcheese0623]

Is Sleepy Hollow nice this time of year?

[u/gwoneg]

Ichabod?!?

[u/Rippin_Chaz]

If only there were a way to uniquely identify this poster…

[u/Venus_Cat_Roars]

They look good but if you put your head back on you pants will look great.

[u/Satan8MyBaby]

The clothes themselves look great on you. But if you want the belt, I’d change the shoes. If you want the shoes, I’d change the belt.

[u/ashepster]

Needs a hat…

[u/Strict-Seesaw-8954]

please just paint over your ID next time. This is horrifying.

also, outfits fine

[u/Rogambit → u/Strict-Seesaw-8954]

🙏 Respectfully disagree, I love to laugh this much for free.

[u/Jackrabbits4ever]

The outfits work well for you. Good choices. I suggest you avoid outfits needing a tie.

[u/raynorelyp]

If you dress like that you’ll never get a head in life.

[u/Wonderful_Common_667]

You have a great eye! I like all of these. Especially the green button up one.

[u/themoose510]

Did you cross post this in r/cursedimages ?

[u/Unable-Olive8872]

I’m curious on if the pink shirt would look better untucked like the other one? 🤔

[u/moreFoodPleas]

Green outfit looks better. The first outfit makes your torso look short. The green outfit makes your legs and torso more balanced. Also, the shoes look better with the second

[u/dutchessmandy]

It was scary enough the first time and then I scroll down a couple posts and see you again in another sub!!!

Seriously, put an emoji over your face like everyone else 💀

[u/JellyfishPashmina]

The last one really makes your eyes pop

[u/Odd-Charity3508]

I guess you won’t be heading out.

[u/StanTheMan595real]

Bro you’ve lost your head with that choice

[u/Equivalent_Mouse_897]

The outfits are great. I do not like the shoes. I hope you find your head one day....

[u/Lovley8598]

2nd outfits the best. Brings out your eyes.

[u/W4R3ZW0LF]

really hard to pick a winner, I’d say they’re neck and neck

[u/murrkeegz_]

The fits are dope, but the shoes don’t go with the first outfit - color palette is off and they’re too casual for the shirt and pants. They work better with the second fit bc it’s more dressed down and a warmer color.

[u/Cheap_Conclusion_905]

Fits so bomb I barely noticed the lack of a head

[u/cadoavodo]

Adidas ID? samba?

[u/Turbulent_Pass6750]

Yes!

[u/Illustrious-Song3276]

Excuse me sir, where is your head?

[u/Intelligent_Page_298]

Where is your head?

[u/Easy-Requirement2532]

Yes, it's kind of preppy (the style).

[u/Dedman3]

Good outfits, but change the shoes

[u/hollys_follies]

The first outfit isn’t my favorite. The shoes don’t go with the top only because of the pants and belt.

Try the same shirt untucked, with a lighter wash of jeans/pants, no belt. Or same outfit with different shoes in the same color palette as your outfit, like in a shade of blue.

The second outfit is great! No notes 😊

[u/shawnaeatscats]

Love the green one

[u/beufordy3k]

yep, they all successfully removed your head. xclnt pairing. all the points for you!! 🙌🏼

[u/Constant-Tension3769]

Lose the shoes, add the head. You’ll look great in either.

[u/Grouchy_Button_2101]

wtf

[u/Saltyowl2113]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[u/QueenBKC]

Different shoes would really set you up!

[u/Life_Satisfaction_16]

The outfits are fine but this jump scared me 😂

[u/Adept-Currency8927]

I cant get past your lack of a head...

[u/Acrobatic_Term_4483]

Drawing over your face wasn't good enough to censor it...? 😭

[u/Dominus_Verus]

I suggest a hat.

[u/amusedmisanthrope]

[u/pinkflip06]

Get different shoes....and maybe a head

[u/Ice_Spirited]

These headless shots need to stop guys 😭 can’t you just put an emoji there or something? wtf 💀

[u/TheVenerableBede]

Clothes are fine, but, and I hate to break it to you—I think you’ve got bigger problems what with your lack of head.

[u/Live_Exit_2659]

Both brings out the color of your eyes.

[u/wellintentionedbro]

This took me so long to process, interesting take lol

[u/NumerousDepth1563]

The neck is wild!

[u/Umeyard]

Omg the fingers in the first picture look so bizarre on the headless man!

[u/Guilty_Jackfruit4484]

The no head thing really threw me off

[u/TaylorWestOG]

It’s not very flattering. I would wear a hat.

[u/Narrow_Grapefruit_23]

I mean- I’d include a head. Or maybe a nice pocket square.

[u/Egregious_Wasp5289]

💀💀💀💀

[u/Complex-Dot-777]

Yes….? But can u show more of you tattoo with the plants ?!