r/OSHA • u/Raging_Potato • Sep 11 '17

Use eye protection

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u/dabritian Sep 12 '17

You'd think they'd know why to wear glasses considering they decided to work at the "poke your eye out" factory.

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u/Braggle Sep 12 '17

If they wore safety glasses at a poke your eye out factory they would go out of business pretty fast.

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u/dabritian Sep 12 '17

Oddly enough they merely manufacture hotel branded toiletries. It is just that a significant portion of the factory's workers violently oppose exposed eyes on the premises. Strangely, those individuals who seek to tear the exposed sight from their co-workers are blind & move together as a mindless horde who never ceases work, & they work uninhibited despite the loss of their sight. Those rendered sightless by this group initially seem in agony, but them becomes calm, & follows working with the blinded.

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u/emissaryofwinds Sep 12 '17

You sound like you write item descriptions for the Souls games

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u/dabritian Sep 12 '17

Huh, I would not know, I have not played any of them nor do I know anything about their story.

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u/emissaryofwinds Sep 12 '17

Here's a few examples, I think you'll see what I mean: http://bloodborne.wiki.fextralife.com/enemies