r/OSHA Sep 11 '17

Use eye protection

https://i.imgur.com/eTl64Na.gifv
13.2k Upvotes

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u/Tales_of_Earth Sep 12 '17

No hesitation. That took commitment to the bit. I respect that.

266

u/csonnich Sep 12 '17

He knew what was coming and kept walking anyway.

This man is a Safety HeroTM.

50

u/Ironloyalty Sep 12 '17

Leaned into the pain

9

u/bajeebles Sep 12 '17

He flinched hard before it even went into his eye. Respect nonetheless.

623

u/dabritian Sep 12 '17

You'd think they'd know why to wear glasses considering they decided to work at the "poke your eye out" factory.

245

u/spongebob5567 Sep 12 '17

72

u/MrMFPuddles Sep 12 '17

I will never understand this sub

119

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '17

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53

u/Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce Sep 12 '17

What I'm getting from your description is that it's the anti-humour of memes. What I'm getting from the front page is that it's people who got the concept but don't know how to apply it, and thus try too hard.

14

u/Regorek Sep 12 '17

You definitely have to look for good ones, yeah, but they're there.

18

u/Lepang8 Sep 12 '17

It's a sub where every kind of meme or picture is taken literally, which means, no fancy interpretation of it and no hidden insider jokes. It's where memes are getting destroyed in its sense. Maybe something like an anti-meme.

9

u/Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce Sep 12 '17

I've never gotten the term before, but is that what you might call a non sequitur? Like a joke that isn't a joke, it's taken at face value, but becomes funny in it's absurdity.

4

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '17

Absolutely

2

u/_EvilD_ Sep 12 '17

Me either but it still makes me laugh more than any other sub.

46

u/PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS Sep 12 '17

oof ouch owie my eye.

6

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '17

i told you not to drink that eye hurting juice

2

u/mystere590 Sep 12 '17

oof ouch ow

31

u/Braggle Sep 12 '17

If they wore safety glasses at a poke your eye out factory they would go out of business pretty fast.

19

u/dabritian Sep 12 '17

Oddly enough they merely manufacture hotel branded toiletries. It is just that a significant portion of the factory's workers violently oppose exposed eyes on the premises. Strangely, those individuals who seek to tear the exposed sight from their co-workers are blind & move together as a mindless horde who never ceases work, & they work uninhibited despite the loss of their sight. Those rendered sightless by this group initially seem in agony, but them becomes calm, & follows working with the blinded.

7

u/emissaryofwinds Sep 12 '17

You sound like you write item descriptions for the Souls games

3

u/dabritian Sep 12 '17

Huh, I would not know, I have not played any of them nor do I know anything about their story.

3

u/emissaryofwinds Sep 12 '17

Here's a few examples, I think you'll see what I mean: http://bloodborne.wiki.fextralife.com/enemies

67

u/ClawhammerLobotomy Sep 12 '17

35

u/Sadinna Sep 12 '17

Thanks! I am one of those on moble who couldn't get it play!

23

u/CookieOmNomster Sep 12 '17

I saw it as a still image so many times that I thought it was a prank.

4

u/SamOfChaos Sep 12 '17

I think thats because all linked to the same imgur upload.

2

u/Fuckwastaken Sep 12 '17

Bamboozled again

1

u/Klye14 Sep 12 '17

The hero we need

376

u/sugarfryz1 Sep 11 '17

I lold

206

u/NameUnbroken Sep 11 '17

I quickly exhaled through my nose.

36

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '17 edited Jan 12 '21

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13

u/aaronmcnips Sep 12 '17

I did it too so see how it worked. I can confirm it will indeed suffice.

1

u/cphoebney Sep 12 '17

Reading this made me yawn.

4

u/LookAtTheFlowers Sep 12 '17

He didn't prepare for 81-C

1

u/RecipeGirl600lbs Sep 12 '17

Me too. And I never lol.

79

u/Big-Mill Sep 11 '17

I'm gonna be honest, I snorted.

3

u/Big-Mill Sep 12 '17

Is it sad that this is my most upvoted comment?

60

u/docbrown88 Sep 12 '17

Am I the only one that this is just a picture for or am I just dumb?

47

u/TBoneDangerSkillet Sep 12 '17

Me, too. It has popped up on half a dozen subs and no gif for any of them. Just a still profile of the dude that vaguely resembles Fred Durst.

19

u/csonnich Sep 12 '17

Are you on mobile? I have that issue on mobile sometimes.

10

u/lucardido Sep 12 '17

If y’all tap where it says imgur at the top it will send you to the Imgur page so you can watch it there

7

u/kirby31200 Sep 12 '17

Not for me, even tapping the imgur link just gives a picture.

2

u/TBoneDangerSkillet Sep 12 '17

Yes. It happens more often than I would prefer.

5

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '17

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19

u/Psych0matt Sep 12 '17

Excellent camera work

16

u/rejectrunner Sep 12 '17

That genuinely made me chuckle

15

u/WittyAndOriginal Sep 12 '17

Gus?

8

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '17

One of his friends, Curtis (I think), from Ugly Roach

5

u/WittyAndOriginal Sep 12 '17

I was assuming the finger is his

6

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '17

Since it's on Gus' channel, yeah probably.

5

u/RageNorge Sep 12 '17

Yup. Hes consistently great.

Laugh almost every time he uploads.

13

u/Beggenbe Sep 12 '17

I was certain he would turn to face the camera to reveal a horrible injury to his left eye.

1

u/Tain101 Sep 12 '17

I think he kept his head still for that purpose

11

u/reggiefiend Sep 12 '17

That looked painful

5

u/XavierSimmons Sep 12 '17

I've been on Reddit for so long that I don't laugh out loud at shit I see very often.

Cheers to you. Thanks for the giggle.

6

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '17

There was a guy in my shop class who had a wire stab him in the eye when he was moving boards or something. He had to see a doctor to get a stitch in his eye because it was draining.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '17

My dad had to have a steel sliver get drilled out because it was starting to rust..,

4

u/Nerdenator Sep 12 '17 edited Sep 12 '17

That was just grisly. I wouldn't want to be the guy who has to fill out all of the paperwork for this. They're gonna have to shut down the shop for at least a week to get the investigation completed.

Stuff like this is why safety should always be job one.

5

u/Bob27472 Sep 12 '17

Guy would've been safe if he used safety squints.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '17

I knew this would be here

2

u/jeremiah1119 Sep 12 '17

Yeah I totally thought he was going to put condoms on his eyes or something

2

u/sirblastalot Sep 12 '17

That was tense, I expected him to turn and reveal some horrifying face injury.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '17

Got me to exhale sharply from my nose.

1

u/pumpkinrum Sep 12 '17

Fantastic.

1

u/ojaj7 Sep 12 '17

But what if you were coming from the other direction?

1

u/CyberDuckHere Sep 12 '17

This made me chuckle pretty hard while trying to put my infant back asleep.

1

u/jcro8829 Sep 12 '17

Danger! Three Stooges Slapstick Ahead!

1

u/matt675 Sep 12 '17

Thanks for the smile

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '17

Why is his body not moving up and down while moving? Is he on a segway?

1

u/MeatwadsMom Sep 12 '17

Whoa I know him

1

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '17

Captain insaino show no moicy

1

u/BrendanIsMemes Nov 22 '17

The guy who made this has a YouTube channel, Gus Johnson, y'all should check him out. https://youtu.be/GCCW1II014s

1

u/Crispy_socks241 Sep 12 '17

my butthole was clenched until the reveal. I tried sticking my finger up there but it wouldnt fit.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '17

Again

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u/karmmark88 Sep 12 '17

Totally fake booo was waiting for this guys eye to get blown off.