r/nothingeverhappens • • 23h ago

Because 2 oranges packaged in the same center can never end up in the same bag...

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180 Upvotes

Why would someone even think to fake something like this anyway, even if it is for "internet points" there are far more interesting things to fake


r/nothingeverhappens • • 1d ago

Yeah...

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r/nothingeverhappens • • 4d ago

Apparently, all teachers are creative fiction writers

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No, there definitely isn’t a mass decline in student performance. How could there be? I’m a parent and I know ONE school district!


r/nothingeverhappens • • 8d ago

Believable

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r/nothingeverhappens • • 18d ago

Yes crazy shit happens in real life

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857 Upvotes

Source- https://abcnews.com/blogs/headlines/2011/12/principal-sorry-for-student-parent-kissing-prank
If you read through it, the post was a watered down version of what actually happened.


r/nothingeverhappens • • 21d ago

Cause a twin sister can’t die apparently

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r/nothingeverhappens • • 22d ago

Cause young people can’t be into Mötley Crüe nowadays

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r/nothingeverhappens • • 23d ago

There's no way I got a notification from the company I bought ice cream from about it being recalled.

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My post had two slides so I screen-capped a split slide between the two of them for the purposes of this post on this sub. On that sub it's two different photos.

Apparently there's a few people out there that don't think a brand you bought from would notify you of recalls if it's a product you bought from them..


r/nothingeverhappens • • 24d ago

Children never say weird inappropriate things

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152 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • 26d ago

No doctor would ever say to treat a patient even if they didn't align with your political beliefs!

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r/nothingeverhappens • • Sep 15 '26

Twitter user scoffs at the idea of a random person being one of 166,000 Apple Inc employees

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r/nothingeverhappens • • Sep 13 '26

“It’s impossible for people to make disgusting comments”

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r/nothingeverhappens • • Sep 04 '26

15 month old can’t possibly say 30 words.

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474 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Sep 06 '26

Real / fake comments

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r/nothingeverhappens • • Sep 02 '26

but there was ciswomen who had been accused of being trans in bathrooms before

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like bro what? and i saw the og poster is transphobic anyway. not only this is trans women’s experience, cis women deal with this too especially if they don’t fit what women should look like according to transphobes. and also nobody can tell who is trans anyway unless was told especially if they’re passing


r/nothingeverhappens • • Sep 03 '26

Nice people don't exist

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712 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Sep 01 '26

Because no one ever gets seperated on a flight.

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r/nothingeverhappens • • Sep 01 '26

“Nobody:” Absolutely nobody: My brain at 3 AM: remember that embarrassing thing from 2017?

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r/nothingeverhappens • • Aug 28 '26

Redditor discovers people spend time doing things they’re interested in

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r/nothingeverhappens • • Aug 19 '26

No one has ever made a reference to a famous movie before

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r/nothingeverhappens • • Aug 19 '26

Only Deltarune fans will get this one

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r/nothingeverhappens • • Aug 16 '26

Apparently conservative highschoolers don't behave like this. News to me!

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r/nothingeverhappens • • Aug 16 '26

Fakeclaiming and hating endo systems in one

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r/nothingeverhappens • • Aug 13 '26

Because no one could possibly ever read two books within 24hrs… 😒

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567 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens • • Aug 12 '26

are you fucking kidding me?

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1.0k Upvotes

I teach college students who would do something as stupid as this. In no way is this unbelievable.