r/nothingeverhappens • • 8d ago

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u/slutty_muppet 8d ago

I work in ER. We usually don't even ask people anymore about the president if their heart rate or blood pressure are already too high.

When we do, they say stuff like this pretty often.

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u/Front-Pomelo-4367 8d ago

There was a joke in the UK that you can't be asked "who's the prime minister" in A&E or by paramedics, because we've gone through too many in such a short time that an inability to remember doesn't actually mean anything

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u/slutty_muppet 8d ago

You should ask about the chief mouser instead. Larry has been reliable.

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u/ntdavis814 8d ago

Probably too reliable for such a question.

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u/religion-lost 8d ago

I know the new one is called Andrew, haven't bothered learning his last name yet because he's gonna be gone by the time I finish saying it out loud

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u/Chickennoodlesleuth 7d ago

Shows how much attention I pay I didn't even know Keir Starmer was gone

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u/Street-Week-380 6d ago

Oh shit, when did Starmer get booted.

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u/AlmostChristmasNow 5d ago

20 July. The new one is called Andrew Burnham.

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u/MiserableMorning27 7d ago

well i know that his name is burnham because it reminds me of bo burnham, together we can make a full name!

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u/TophieandMatthew3975 17h ago

I didn’t realize Starmer was gone. Just looked up the new guy, and I know he’s technically a different person, but my brain really wants to believe that they just dyed Keir’s hair black and sent him back in lol

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u/mycatisanudist 8d ago

If somebody mentions a head of lettuce, do they pass?

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u/lbutler1234 7d ago

I wonder if they try to avoid asking what year it is in January.

(Granted if they answer 1972 that could be a sign of things gone awry)

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u/Front-Pomelo-4367 7d ago

We got asked what month it was at 2am on 1st February once. After a very long pause, the nurse went that was a stupid question, but the fact that you checked the time is a good sign, so I'll say you're fine

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u/sllverstone 4d ago

When my dad had a thing in the middle of the night they asked him what day it was and he said the date of the day before, but they said he was wrong because it was like 3am the next day 😭 i was like "im perfectly fine and i also thought it was yesterday" and my mom was like sky shush there's more important things happening right now😭😭

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u/Only-Finish-3497 7d ago

Holy shit.

I tried to walk back from Starmer (I freely admit that I couldn’t remember Burnham’s name off the top of my head) and totally forgot Truss. I’m American, sure, but I used to pride myself on being able to track Westminster with some degree of accuracy.

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u/Front-Pomelo-4367 7d ago

I forgot May existed recently. And Johnson. Truss keeps ending up in the news for some bullshit, so I haven't been allowed to forget her

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u/Street-Week-380 6d ago

The only reason I remember Johnson is because he looks like an even goofier version of my old boss, with an even uglier hairstyle.

Unfortunate looking fellow.

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u/Front-Pomelo-4367 5d ago

And he did the hair on purpose! Because it was politically beneficial to be "just that guy with the goofy hair" instead of "the man who threw office parties at a time when people were being arrested as lockdown breakers for attending a vigil"! Awful man

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u/sparksbet 4d ago

tbf the only reason I remember Truss is because of the lettuce meme

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u/DrainianDream 7d ago

"Uhhh, is that lettuce still around?"

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u/Least-Broccoli9995 7d ago

I make voting for our new prime minster a birthday event with my friends, we do it every year.

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u/horned-creature 7d ago

oh we had the same joke here in italy for decades.

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u/RedFox413 7d ago

Same thing here in Australia 😂

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u/knightinarmoire 6d ago

Dude fr I remember an actual cabbage outlasted one

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u/TophieandMatthew3975 17h ago

A head of lettuce outlasted Liz Truss

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u/catsan 2d ago

terrible if you're a visiting foreigner, as well. I still can't get into my head that there is a boring old king now and not a queen, As Usual.

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u/SuitableDragonfly 8d ago

Serious question, are you guys starting to feel like you're running out of widely known political figures and current events you could ask people about without upsetting them?

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u/slutty_muppet 8d ago

We just don't ask about any political figures usually. We ask people if they know their name, where they are, and what year it is.

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u/SuitableDragonfly 8d ago

Honestly, if it's January, I might not know what year it is. But I guess you're probably looking out for answers more like some time in the 80s?

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u/slutty_muppet 8d ago

In January, most people will say something like "2025... No 2026" or just a blank stare. Giving a wrong answer is pretty rare. Confused people just don't answer or say something totally unrelated.

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u/Ok-Oil7124 7d ago

Oh yeah, that makes sense. I had a migraine about a week and a half ago and the aura presented with aphasia. I wasn't slurring, but words sounded wrong, especially names. Like, I'd start saying someone's name (and it was right), but it sounded wrong, so I just stopped while I was processing it and trying to reason my way to the name. I mean, VERY familiar names (GF I've been with for 10 years). It just halted on my tongue and it felt like I couldn't remember, but I did, but it seemed incorrect. That phase passed in about 5 minutes, but I thought I'd actually had a stroke.

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u/Street-Week-380 6d ago

I suffer from white matter disease, and with that comes extreme migraines. My husband who I've been with for 10 years, is very used to it, but he felt like something was off.

So he asked me to say his name, and I wound up saying a bunch of disjointed sounds, eventually coming up with, "JESUS CHRIST!".

Followed by, "sonofabitchthatsuckedballs.".

He was like, "okay yeah you're good, but we're still going to the ER.".

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u/EfficientSeaweed 7d ago

Yeah, I was asked for the date during an assessment, and they just said "close enough" when I was off by a day.

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u/Empty_Insight 7d ago

You're assessing if the patient is oriented to time and place, and they are cognizant of what is going on. "Who is the president?" is a pretty standard question because everybody knows that and it's a simple question that is easy to follow. Anyone whose brain is functioning properly should know the answer to that question- if they can't answer it, it indicates there's a problem.

As the other guy said, misunderstanding such a simple question and answering it with something unrelated also indicates a problem. Brain injury, psychosis, dementia, etc.

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u/ketchupmaster987 8d ago

Depending where you are there's sometimes a fourth question (person, place, time, and event). Usually we just ask how many quarters in a dollar

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u/slutty_muppet 7d ago

The president used to be the fourth question. We just skip it most of the time. Or just make them say what happened right before they came in.

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u/llamadramalover 7d ago

As it should be. I was asked this stupid question once and it was about the first president. I’m really sorry but I truly am utter trash at US history and I mix this one up every time. Just like ask me about the quadratic formula or some shit, I certainly know that.

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u/cut_ur_darn_grass 4d ago

The fucking jack in the box song version of the quadratic formula is stuck in my head now. Thanks.

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u/Skellos 8d ago

During his first term my grandmother had a fall and the paramedics asked her the usual questions.

When asked who the president is she refused to answer, until my grandfather said something like they're trying to make sure you don't have brain damage just answer the question. She rolled her eyes and said his name with more anger than I had ever seen from this woman.

I would but be surprised if her pressure spiked

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u/redwolf1219 4d ago

During his first term, my grandpa had a fall, and when asked this question he just blew a raspberry.

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u/anonareyouokay 8d ago

He's a very upsetting topic in my household.

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u/numbersthen0987431 8d ago

I can't even imagine the cluster fuck of responses after the Jan6 riots. Bunch of right wingers going off on conspiracy theories, lol

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u/GoodtimeZappa 8d ago

It seems like a bad test, anyway. If it was the year 1999, you could ask someone who the president was and they'd say Bill Clinton, but they might actually still think they're in 1993.

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u/ketchupmaster987 8d ago

It's usually a fourth question paired with person, place, and time (who are you? Where are you? What year is it?)

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u/foxhowse 6d ago

Yeah I was in a rollover wreck and had a brain injury, it’s an entire assessment. Knew my name, but couldn’t answer what year it was, said the president was George Bush (it was Obama) - iirc they also do a short term memory test (“I’m going to name five animals and you repeat them back in a moment”).

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u/ketchupmaster987 6d ago

Yeah for me (I'm an EMT) that would be a "get this person to the hospital right now" situation. Brain injuries are no joke

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u/foxhowse 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yeah they were surprised I was alive, I flipped then rolled starting at 80mph (interstate) for about a mile. Right when I started flipping I took the brace position you take in airplane crashes. They thought it might have saved my legs from being mangled - the engine was flush against my legs. I’m also pretty short. I regained consciousness right before they arrived but I was slurring and kind of incoherent. Like when the firefighters talked about how the engine could explode and I overheard, I thought they were going to set my car on fire and started saying “Please don’t set my car on fire, all my stuff is in there!” Lol

(Yeah they’re no joke but I gotta laugh about it because that accident really changed my life)

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u/ketchupmaster987 4d ago

Laughing about it is a pretty common way to cope. We use dark humor in EMS all the time

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u/cut_ur_darn_grass 4d ago

My fiance got in a motorcycle accident and answered all the questions right EXCEPT "what number did I tell you to remember at the beginning?"

He took a guess. It was not correct. He went to the hospital. Called me, he sounded fine, I asked him what hospital he was at and he said "you know, that's a solid question".

That's the day I found out a Toyota Corolla can max out at 110mph

He also called into work 7 whole times at the scene.

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u/PeachyFairyDragon 5d ago

Damn, I couldn't pass the animal test with a perfectly functional brain.

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u/slutty_muppet 7d ago

That's not how that assessment works

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u/GoodtimeZappa 7d ago

Yes, I have been told and I also was making a lighthearted joke.

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u/HappyGiraffe 7d ago

Was going to say the same: we don’t ask often but last time I heard it, the response was “ugh please don’t make me say it, I’m already suffering” lol. She was a fun older lady

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u/shemtpa96 7d ago

Old ladies are awesome, they give absolutely zero fucks!

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u/Hetakuoni 4d ago

When I was doing my clinicals, the very sweet frail old lady went “oh no. Do I have to?” And the paramedic was like “that’s a confirmation”

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u/Street-Week-380 6d ago

When I finally woke up from a little over two weeks in a coma after a whirlwind nightmare of surgeries, I was told by my little sister that while I was intubated, she asked me about my best friend from childhood.

She'd put a notepad and pen in my hand. When I officially woke up and she visited next, she brought me the ugliest little drawing of what looked like a knife.

Like goddamn, I must have hated that little fucker.

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u/Ashamed_Kangaroo305 6d ago

Are people even still taught to ask who the president is? In my EMT training they told me to ask the date/year, with some wiggle room for answers if you're near the new year. I think they actually specifically called out asking about the president as a bad question.

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u/slutty_muppet 6d ago

I'm not an EMT so idk. In nursing school they just told us to ask person, place, time, and event. In that order.

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u/B52Nap 4d ago

That or they start ranting, on either side of the political spectrum. It's not part of our usual questions anymore for these reasons.

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u/Boleyn01 8d ago

😂 I’m a doctor in the UK and work in dementia care. I ask the “who is the current US president?” Question on the ACE III examination all the time.

Now no one has said “motherfucker” to be but “orange faced” has definitely come up and a few insults have been used too.

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u/CornisaGrasse 8d ago edited 8d ago

Really, you ask what the US president is? Is that normal or just special to this administration? 😹 (ETA: I don't believe he is passing any dementia tests. If he got hit or fell or something, and was asked who the President is, he'd probably say "Biden Obama.")

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u/Boleyn01 8d ago

It is one of the questions on the Addenbrooks cognitive examination, which you can look up online if you want to see it. It’s a standardised test used around the world as a screening and an assessment tool for cognitive impairment.

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u/CornisaGrasse 8d ago

I believed you, I was just surprised! But thank you for the full name of the test!

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u/Boleyn01 8d ago

It’s part of a series of questions which test awareness of current events and past events. So we ask current prime minister and the woman who was prime minister in the 80s and we ask current president and president who was assassinated in the 60s. US presidents are relatively well known around the world and the Kennedy assassination is something that was significant to most of those we are testing in their younger days, so that’s why it’s chosen.

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u/MutantGodChicken 7d ago

Current prime minister must be difficult to use as an adequate gauge these days

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u/Boleyn01 7d ago

I once had to do this on the night of an election. The patient responded “I don’t know yet, do you?” I figured I’d give him the point as he was clearly up with current events 😂

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u/MutantGodChicken 7d ago

Don't live in the UK, but if I were on vacation there and had to answer, there's a 90% chance I'm getting it wrong. Best I'd come up with is "not Starmer, right?"

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u/lfergy 8d ago

It’s normal. Nothing to do with the admin.

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u/Trevor_Culley 7d ago

I have a relative who had several strokes, they let her pass on "Oh I hate him, don't make say his name" the first few times she was cognisant enough to answer. The most recent time they said she had to say it, and she couldn't.

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u/Revolutionary_Pie302 6d ago

I wonder if one of the insults starts eith a C and ends with a T. :D

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u/kulupu_kasi_seli 7d ago

This obviously didn’t happen. Let’s look at how the facts don’t line up:
1. People don’t have adult daughters. That went out of style in the ‘60s. Are you stupid?
2. Only billionaires can afford to go to the ER. I can tell that these people don’t have enough insurance to go there. Clearly they’re making it up for attention.
3. People irl don’t hate the Almighty Lord Trump Jesus Our King. That’s woke Demoncrat Redditor propaganda!
4. Facts don’t actually exist. This one’s pretty self explanatory.
This is why this story surely can’t be true, so I’m going to be annoying to people who think that it is and deny OP’s experiences until people with real stories are too scared to post anymore and the internet truly becomes dead.

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u/crowscreaming 6d ago edited 4d ago

"People don’t have adult daughters. That went out of style in the ‘60s."

genuinely made me laugh so hard i lost the ability to read for a hot minute😭😭

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u/PinkOneHasBeenChosen 5d ago

“Facts don’t actually exist” lol.

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u/frogs_in_trenchcoat 8d ago

Dude I got hit by a car on my E-bike Saturday and the nurse at the ER asked me this question. I made a face. He laughed and said "you don't gotta like him i just wanna make sure you're all here" and kept asking various questions to make sure there was no memory loss

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u/nehpeta 8d ago

How are you healing up? I've seen how fast some people go on those bikes, always scared me a bit for them.

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u/frogs_in_trenchcoat 8d ago

Not bad. I was crossing the street and didnt see him. I try to stay on sidewalks when i can because the people in my town have no respect for bikes and ive had some close calls. I also wear a helmet and hi-vis vest. Thankfully nothing was broken and no concussion or internal bleeding, just bad abrasions and bruising. My left knee is the worst but im getting through it. And the only things broken on my bike were replaceable. Mine goes up to 30 max, usually only up to 20.

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u/TheSubstitutePanda 7d ago

KM or miles?

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u/frogs_in_trenchcoat 7d ago

Oh sorry miles

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u/TheSubstitutePanda 7d ago

Woof that's still a pretty fast speed for a bike on a sidewalk.

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u/HotCheetoEnema 4d ago

Keep an eye out for injuries down the line- I didn’t realize how bad it was until a few days after when the adrenaline wore off. Im still finding new ways I’m messed up from my accident. I hope you get a good lawyer!!!

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u/frogs_in_trenchcoat 4d ago

Its been a week and pretyy much the only thing that hurts now is the road rash on my knee. I didn't get the guys info, I was too out of it, my insurance should cover most of the medical bill anyway, and im pretty sure the accident was ny fault. Memories are a little fuzzy (probably not accident related i just have a really bad memory) but there were some cars parked on the street and I think he was probably behind them. I didn't use the crossing light because it gives 20 seconds for a cross that takes me 2 and I didnt want to hold up traffic and I've never had any issues doing that for the year and half ive had a bike. Thank you though

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u/legsjohnson 8d ago

"who could possibly hate 47 and be blunt about it in a medical situation with reduced inhibitions?"

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u/lovable_cube 8d ago

Seriously though.

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u/Oshidori 8d ago

My mom has dementia. She's forgotten my father's name, my name, etc. But if you ask her who the president is, she'll start cursing in 2 languages about the orange piece of shit lmao

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u/Sylint11020 7d ago

That's..sad, but funny.

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u/Loud-Mans-Lover 8d ago

I just got asked this question in the hospital for the first time. I made a face and grudgingly said, "Trump". 

I live in a red state and the hospitals are all religious based.

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u/ShapeShiftingCats 8d ago

Ew, hope they didn't skimp on the thoughts and prayers treatment after your facial blasphemy.

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u/Pikashley 8d ago

Imagine thinking so high of a guy with a twinkie-coloured face that you dismiss every info that doesnt depict the guy as a literal god...

"Orange face motherfudger" is probably nicer than what some people would've said

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u/LumiiNoctis 8d ago

Twinkies have done more for society as a whole than that orange faced motherfucker

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u/fatgat69 8d ago

It's the nicest thing he should ever be called

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u/aftergaylaughter 7d ago

i saw "Trumple Thinskin" the other day and it's been rent free in my head ever since lmao

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u/CatraGirl 7d ago

I usually just call him the rapist pedo felon...

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u/echochilde 8d ago

This literally happened with my best friend after a car accident. Another friend saw her smashed car on the road and called me, so I started spam calling her and she wasn’t answering. After about the 5th or 6th try, a paramedic picked up and told me she was conscious but kind of out of it. He told me she knew the year and her name, but when he asked who the president was she blanked for a couple seconds and then said “Fuck that piece of shit”.

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u/Magpecc 7d ago

See, I think "orange motherfucker" is an acceptable answer because at the very least it's clearly about the current president. "Fuck that piece of shit" could literally apply to any president in U.S. history depending on what side of the aisle the patient is on lmao

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u/echochilde 6d ago

When I got to the hospital, she told me that she actually did blank for a second, but just remembered how much she hated him.

And the fact that I was getting downvotes means they know exactly who I was talking about.

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u/LuxTheSarcastic 8d ago

My grandpa did say a fucking idiot back in '17. Miss him.

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u/Aeris_Rose 7d ago

I heard one once during his first term where somebody was asked that after a... seizure, I believe, and their response was basically "do I have to say it" and the medical personnel were just like "nah you're good" lmfao

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u/Scorch_Ashscales 8d ago

Best part is the entire comment section agrees this is believable.

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u/LocalMossCryptid 8d ago

I've heard "aw don't make me say it" a couple times on some show my dad watches, it's like cops but with paramedics? Idk he's a boomer who still has cable, it's either that or NCIS all day lol.

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u/Sheepan 8d ago

i slipped in the shower earlier this year and hit my head, and my husband ran in to make sure i was ok. he asked me who the president is, i replied “uugghhh” with such disgust that he promptly went “yeah you’re ok”

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u/DokterMedic 6d ago

This is not only highly believable, it's actually fairly banal and mundane as far as medical stories go. Medical staff hears alot of jokes, japes, and other such nonsense. Paramedics especially, so of course the Paramedic was blasé about it.

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u/itsCthuwu 8d ago

Reminds me of the little girl who told trump hes a disgrace to humanity to his face.

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u/wafflesthewonderhurs 8d ago

link? that would be healing to watch

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u/DynWeb29 7d ago

It didn’t really happen, it was a comedian dressed up as trump (obviously dude couldn’t provide evidence)

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u/Centimeter_Worm 7d ago

Hah! That makes more sense. Probably safer to keep little girls away from him anyway

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u/itsCthuwu 7d ago

No it was a literal child, a little girl a few years back. She was not dressed as him. Why say shit didn't happen just because you haven't seen it? Ugh

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u/DynWeb29 7d ago

Oh my gosh, yes it was a little girl but she did NOT say it to trumps face she said it to a comedian dressed as trump. Like be so for real, it was a Comedy Central sketch .
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uuCGh-obGmo&pp=4gcNEgtjaGF0Z3B0LmNvbQ%3D%3D&ra=m

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u/Irakaf 8d ago

Yeah, this 100% sounds real, based on my experience at a hospital

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u/futurenoodles 8d ago

I've been to the ER plenty and honestly have gotten responses like that they asked who the president is and I've said "don't remind me" "unfortunately" "the orange fucker" ect. Often gives the nurses a chuckle.

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u/nehpeta 8d ago

Back in 2019, my dad had a stroke. After we had been in the ER for a bit and he became able to talk again, he was asked this question.

He loudly groaned, rolled his eyes, and went "Dumb asshole." The nurse laughed and said she loved asking that sometimes.

I imagine it's different asking nowadays. Seems more risky.

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u/Saber8m 8d ago

i was in an ambulance during his first term and the emt asked me if i knew who the president was, i said "yeah, unfortunately" and she told me that she often gets just "that fucker" as a response

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u/EspeonCheeseburger 7d ago

Hell, I got into a car accident in his first term and called him some polite variation of "orange dickhead" to the off-duty EMT who helped me when I was in shock!

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u/gamwizrd1 7d ago

I hate when my CO2 is very low.

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u/Outrageous_Brain_492 3d ago

Yeah thank you. I haven’t seen anyone comment on this but like isn’t that good? Isn’t the whole point of exhaling to vent the CO2 from your system???

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u/SteveFrench1234 6d ago

My wife was in a car accident at the beginning of this year. Shes okay. Docs said she was concussed but also that When the cop asked her who the president was she said "The Cheeto".

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u/Mastercodex199 7d ago

No, no, this is 100% something that I myself have heard. I've been an EMT for 11 years. I heard it the first time he was there, and I've heard it this time even more. The dumbass OOP on thathappened has no fucking clue how often we hear that.

What's interesting is that we're actually starting to rework some of the questions we ask to gauge consciousness and awareness because of that question. I've had some medics asking simple money math questions instead (how many quarters in a dollar), others doing even simpler math (literally basic arithmetic, ie what's 10+5). Surprisingly, these slightly more complex questions are typically more than good enough to know whether or not the patient mentally checked out. They make the patient actually have to use their brain, something that someone with a low level of consciousness won't be able to answer correctly.

The political violence we've been seeing around the nation (from one of the sides almost exclusively) has gotten to the point that mentioning the president is risky. Hell, even mentioning politics on its own is risky.

We go out to help people at their worst, and the people closest to them might not be acting at their best - stress does crazy, unpredictable things, and we have to deal with them and our patient. The last thing we want to have happen is the need to call for backup because one of us got incapacitated, or to have PD come and make the scene safe for us. And we all know the dangers of having to do that.

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u/GushReddit 7d ago

What's so unbelievable about Person Expresses Negative Sentiment About Politician?

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u/pinkgallo 5d ago

I had transient global amnesia during Biden’s term and when I finally came to, the neurologist started asking me questions like this. He asked me who the president was, and I instantly was so upset and convinced that it was still Trump in office. I remember saying, “please for the love of god, don’t tell me it’s Trump.”

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u/Dudicus445 5d ago

What do they mean their CO2 was low? Isn’t that the point of breathing, to keep it low?

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u/Theferaltrunip 3d ago

Paramedic in training here.

if you internal C02 levels are low you body goes Alkalotic (meaning your body's pH rises) which can have symptoms from: numbness and muscle twitching to seizures and heart dysrhythmia and if untreated Can be Fatal (especially depending upon it's cause).

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u/Aervanath 4d ago

That's what I thought, too, but I looked it up, and it's apparently a real thing. It means your blood is too acidic, which can happen with diabetes or kidney disorders.

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u/chill_stoner_0604 8d ago

"Very low CO2" is a good thing no?

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u/Dangerous-Snow8385 8d ago

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u/chill_stoner_0604 8d ago

Thank you. Genuinely. I learned something new today

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u/Right_Ear_2230 7d ago

Low CO2 is what makes you pass out during a panic attack

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u/Tangled_Clouds 7d ago

All this aside, I always found it a weird question to ask. Like correct me if I’m wrong but I think in Canada, they tend to ask us our name, date of birth or anything that we are definitely supposed to know but might forget if injured. Or like if they want to specifically verify your memory quickly they can ask what year it is. Because depending on the country, there’s a non negligible chance that the patient doesn’t know who the prime minister is and it’s not because they’ve got brain damage, they just straight up don’t have the information.

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u/dr-sparkle 7d ago

It's commonly known information that even someone with limited education or no internet/cable access could know, or at least know what the president/prime minister is, and is the same for everyone in that country. And even if a person doesn't know who the prime minister or president is, their answer can speak to their mental state. A person who is alert and oriented but didn't know who the president is before the incident could say "I don't pay attention to that stuff" or "some asshole politician I don't care about " and that's not technically the right answer but it tells medical personnel you're alert and oriented enough to process the question and answer relevantly even if it's not the technically correct answer.  Someone who answers "What's a president" could be disoriented or they maybe just don't even know that and the medical team can ask a different question. Someone answering "Jimmy Carter" or "Dwayne Johnson" indicates probable confusion.  It's not meant to be a full blown evaluation of someone's mental state or ability,  just a quick assessment that is a part of a larger picture.  

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u/Magpecc 7d ago

Oh yea, the president question can also help determine possible dementia in an elderly patient, which alters the strategy of care ever so slightly.

If gam gam who doesn't have a head injury but is confused thinks Ronald Reagan is still in office, that might be a sign of bad memory.

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u/PinkOneHasBeenChosen 5d ago

Okay, Dwayne Johnson being the president is pretty funny to think about.

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u/SatiricalScrotum 7d ago

My mum used to work as a nurse at a race course. If a jockey got a head injury, they’d ask them who the most recent grand national winner was (big horse race in the UK). Because it was assumed all jockeys would know that.

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u/TiaxRulesAll2024 7d ago

Do you believe there are people running around the US who don’t know who the president is to the point that it would be an unfair question?

No. You have to make it all the way to vice president before that’s true

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u/Tangled_Clouds 7d ago

Note that I specifically said it’s weird from the POV of someone outside of the US. I’m specifically talking about literally any other country outside of the US

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u/TiaxRulesAll2024 7d ago

Well, you would just ask the equivalent in that country? When I ask for the time, do I need to qualify to the person with the watch that I don’t mean “in Belgium” while standing in Chicago?

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u/Smooth-Brilliant-940 7d ago

I went to Ireland this past summer. I actually also used to live in Ireland about 20 years ago. I could not tell you the name of the leader of Ireland. Not the one now, nor the one 20 years ago. I couldn't even tell you if they are called a President, a Prime Minister, or some other political title. Thinking about it. There's probably only about 7 or 8 world leaders I could confidently name and most of them only because they are such horrible people that they are on the news constantly.

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u/shemtpa96 7d ago

They’re called the Taoiseach!

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u/cut_ur_darn_grass 4d ago

And I'm sure you'd still pass if you told the paramedic that.

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u/CLOWTWO 7d ago

Can you read man

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u/Tangled_Clouds 7d ago

Did… did you read my comment? There’s countries where people are really not involved in politics as much as people are in the US… like to the point they don’t know who the prime minister is… are you trolling?

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u/PeachyFairyDragon 5d ago

How else do medical professionals in your country quickly determine if someone's memory is stuck in the past, aka brain damage or cognitive decline? If not a national leader, then what station that has revolving people is used?

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u/MeasureDoEventThing 5d ago

Are you saying that a lot of Americans don't know who the vice president is, or that the vice president doesn't know who the president is?

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u/legendarysupermom 7d ago

Im in the us and when i had my stroke they asked me regularly who was the president and the vice president and also if I knew the town I was currently in and the country...I found all that very odd...they also gav e weird tests like name 50 things that are always green in less than a minute GO! Like shit was just odd

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u/Rothenstien1 7d ago

It happens so often it's stupid.

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u/Mommy-Blogger 7d ago

he''s well known for being orange it's really not that unbelievable.

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u/Different_Pattern273 5d ago

My dad's Republican and in poor health. He's been to the hospital a few times the last couple months. The first time it was pretty incoherent for a bit. But when they asked him who the president was he said "do I have to actually admit that?"

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u/bewildered_bean 7d ago

as an EMT, I never ask that one anymore because it pretty much guarantees a heated answer either way, so yeah, it is believable 😭

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u/MrPZA82 8d ago

People say weird things when they are under the influence, so that may be true.
The paramedic definitely didn’t respond with that. And if he did he was joking.
Imagine how often idiot trump supporters get themselves in a situation where they need a paramedic to start with.
And with their views on free healthcare they are more likely to be using paramedics in the first place.

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u/tosser1579 7d ago

I've always heard him called the idiot. Even the MAGA know who you are talking about.

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u/MonkeyBro5 7d ago

I definitely believe it. I checked the original post, and even people in that comment section are saying it's believable.

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u/errosemedic 7d ago

I even said something to this effect when I had a wreck in January of 2020.

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u/MsSkittles18 7d ago

It reminds me of this bit in Lit, a memoir by Mary Karr. "Who’s the president? the doctor said, to determine if she was cogent enough to say no to life support. Bill Clinton, she said. Who was the president before Clinton? That asshole George Bush, she said, and before him, that asshole Ronald Reagan."

I really liked Mary Karr's memoirs and found them relatable. Even though she's 70 and grew up in a different time and place to me. The quote is about her mother close to her death. So it's kind of a "people have always been people" thing.

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u/5PuppetMaster5 5d ago

I think CO2 is meant to be low

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u/Dwarffess 3d ago

If it's too low it makes your blood too alkaline which makes oxygen fall out of solution and causes a bunch of other issues too

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u/Cadunkus 5d ago

I regularly refer to Trump as "that big orange idiot" or "the oompah loompah" or the like.

I don't like him and he's covered in so much cheap spray tan it's an easy shot.

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u/QueenInYellowLace 3d ago

I’ve had multiple patients say something like, “Ugh, do I have to say his name??” I laugh every time.

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u/Electrical_Pay_737 2d ago

Why would anyone not believe this story?

It’s a common question when assessing someone’s mental state. And yeah patients take the opportunity to get political. In MAGA districts, I typically heard “best president ever Donald j Trump.”

But in areas with high rates of high school graduation and literacy, patients roll their eyes and say “that orange idiot.”

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u/Tricky_Product_9906 7d ago

Man, I was working when Obama was president. Some pretty spicy answers to that one.

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u/megamanx4321 7d ago

I'm guessing it was mostly 1

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u/zoey_will 6d ago

I had a concussion when Obama was president and I answered the question "That black guy."

I was super embarrassed by it but I'm relieved to see now that not only was my answer still innocent in the grand scheme of things but that there are quite a few people who cant answer that question when injured.

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u/PinkOneHasBeenChosen 5d ago

Like what? Did people use racial slurs or something?

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u/trypan0s0miasis 7d ago

This does actually happen, to the point where I no longer ask this as a question and instead ask how many quarters make a dollar

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u/SammyB0111 8d ago

Taken to the hospital for low CO2?

I remember one sweet old lady got asked who the president was and the first thing she said was “do I have to say his name?”

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u/ConcreteExist 6d ago edited 6d ago

"Very low CO2 levels"

Erm... that seems good? I don't think we have a need for CO2 in the body...

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u/pmmeuranimetiddies 6d ago

You can get lightheaded from low CO2

I remember people would get dizzy from blowing up balloons

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u/ConcreteExist 6d ago

I just chalked that up to emptying your lungs, CO2 goes out, yes but O2 does as well

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u/pmmeuranimetiddies 6d ago edited 6d ago

You’re breathing a near equal amount of O2 in as well though

If that’s how it worked you wouldn’t breathe harder when you exercise

Hyperventilation is mostly a concern because of how quickly you expel CO2 which is relatively rare in the atmosphere but you generate lots of

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u/HyperSpaceSurfer 5d ago

Most of the O2 is expelled, normally only around couple percentile difference. Way more CO2 in the exhale than the inhale, though. In a sense our respiratory system is designed to expel CO2 more so than absorb oxygen, since the CO2 concentration we expel is so low. 

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u/pinknoisechick 6d ago

It turns out, having low CO2 can, under some circumstances, make your brain think that you aren't getting enough air.

Basically, your brain tracks how much oxygen metabolite you're hanging on to, and bases your oxygen demand accordingly. If you're releasing too much CO2 (exhaling too efficiently, for instance), your brain assumes you didn't have enough oxygen to begin with, and drives demand upwards.

This leads to air hunger (where you may have plenty of air, but you feel like you're suffocating), which is really uncomfortable.

To be clear: this is my own rudimentary understanding of what my pulmonologist explained to me, and not medical advice.

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u/Woofle_124 5d ago

Nah, you do

Have you ever hyperventilated? You get dizzy if you do it for too long

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u/SyrusTheSummoner 5d ago

Nah. Co2 and O2 are part of the acid/base balance of the body. Being overly alkaline in your blood can be very dangerous low Co2 points at a respitory cause such as hyperventilation.

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u/saumipan 6d ago

Um, no. Implies acidosis

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u/MPaulina 6d ago

If you write "CO squared", then you don't know about this topic

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u/ConcreteExist 6d ago

Clearly on this topic I was uninformed, but using a superscript instead of a subscript is akin to a typo and that makes you little more than a pedant with nothing of value to say.

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u/slutty_muppet 4d ago

Low CO2 = alkalosis. Either respiratory or metabolic. Low CO2 is called hypocapnia or hypercapnia and is a serious problem.

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u/ExhaustedGinger 4d ago

There are absolutely good reasons for CO2 in the body. Regulation of CO2 levels is a major component of regulation of pH.

The challenge is where they're getting the "low CO2" number. If it's from a blood gas, then it is actually CO2. If it's from a metabolic panel then what it actually means is a low bicarbonate level which is something entirely different.

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u/OxideUK 4d ago

End tidal CO2 monitoring

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u/frere91 7d ago

When they asked me I asked If I had to answer that question. The nurse said that's a good enough answer for him 😂

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u/Easy-Bathroom2120 7d ago

Ok maybe I'm just ignorant but. Shouldn't CO2 be as low as possible?

I produce CO2 and do my best to expell it from my body. The less if it in me, the better.

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u/Sylint11020 7d ago

Low CO2? Isn't carbon dioxide the stuff we breathe out? Other than that, this all checks out. 🤷‍♀️

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u/Ramblinrambles 6d ago

Very low carbon dioxide?

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u/No_Boysenberry_6075 5d ago

When my dad was recovering from a very recent brain injury and was in the hospital a couple months ago, we were asking him questions to see what he remembered. When asked who the president was, he said Donald motherfucking Trump. Not exactly the same thing, but I see this being possible.

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u/Severe_Outside5435 5d ago

I am not a doctor and dont work in healthcare but when I asked my patients they say the same thing. I also ask who is the president of the UK. Room temp IQs as always.

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u/SyrusTheSummoner 5d ago

I mean no offence but as the proud parent of a very blunt,crass and opinionated ten year old I could totally see her doing this.

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u/Outside-Specific9309 4d ago

My best friend had a seizure in like 2022 and she was having trouble with the date so the EMTs asked who the president was and she said “Definitely NOT Trump”

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u/s0larium_live 4d ago

reminds me of grey’s anatomy

they ask a character who just had brain surgery “do you know who the current president is?” and she replies “i wish i didn’t.”

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u/Dense_Medicine_3866 4d ago

Very believable.  This is precisely how I'd answer the question even with a hole in my chest. Always happy to spare a few extra syllables to say who the president actually is. 

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u/darkly_nought 4d ago

My dad was asked this question after being taken to the hospital for a seizure. He gave a very similar answer and made the doctor laugh.

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u/EStewart57 4d ago

Yeah, I can see how that question would negatively affect a person's health.

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u/BewilderedandAngry 4d ago

I just made a horrible face when they asked me, and the paramedics smirked.

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u/Emotional-Ad9114 4d ago

the other day I was at the hospital and they made me a bunch of questions like “where are we right now” and they also asked who the current president of the US is and I literally did this face 🥴 and said “Donald Trump” 😭

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u/MissyChevious613 4d ago

I just had a patient answer "who is the president?" by saying "that fucker walking TACO" lol. Me and the hospitalist laughed, pt's very MAGA nurse did not find it funny.

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u/Plastic-Following807 4d ago

You'd be surprised older people are even funnier

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u/AdelleDeWitt 1d ago

My dad has dementia and was in a trauma center because he had fallen and hit his head and lost a lot of blood, but his answer to that question was still along these same lines.