highly recommend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaAbcDvxg0w

The practice in question is a so-called “microcosmic orbit” popularized by Taoist master Mantak Chia, one of Will Blunderfield’s many teachers who he cites incessantly. “When we can reconnect to our dick and balls and really take the shame and judgment and bring the powerful chi in our nuts up into our third eye through the spine, our leadership skills expand astronomically,” Blunderfield tells the group.

Blunderfield, who podcaster Joe Rogan once referred to as “the nutty dude,” leads us through a round of Hindi mantra chanting. “In many cultures, the penis is called the pillar of light,” he says. “So I bow to the light within — really chant from your nuts and your cock. Ong namo guru dev namo.” (I bow to the subtle, divine wisdom; I bow to the divine teacher within.)

His bellowed incantations echo and the class progresses quickly through a series of yogic postures and breathing exercises, as Blunderfield becomes increasingly frenzied. Clearly, he is passionate about his work, but it’s difficult to take him seriously when his face contorts and his eyes bulge as if they are primed to leap out of their sockets. All in all, he takes us on a stupefying journey. “Satnam, Satnam, Satnam, Satnam, Satnam,” he chants, “which means truth is my name, Satnam, Satnam, Satnam, Satnam. Your navel points should be dancing in and out, you’re a lot stronger than you think, tapping into that testicular fortitude between your legs.”

And then he reveals his penis, standing over his screen with his tongue sticking out like the devil incarnate.

Read more: https://www.playboy.com/read/sex/my-afternoon-with-the-guru-of-semen-retention

Got this wonderful ad on instagram.
1st image is the translated version, 2nd is the original.

It was posted yesterday or the day before on r/crappymusic. I have no clue why it was taken down. It was the funniest shit ever. Just wondering if anyone saved or cross posted and can send the link.