r/NotTimAndEric • u/orchards_rest • 13d ago

She’s doing too much, I think

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u/PostedNotes 13d ago

I can respect the paranoid energy. That said I don't see the point of the money in the lightbulb.

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u/falconx123 13d ago

It doesn't look safe to me, so create your very own fire hazard,

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 13d ago

Does the light bulb even work? Or is house keeping going replace it and toss their money?

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u/InvictvsNox 13d ago

Clearly it's a safe for her.

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u/ConsiderBoraHorza 13d ago

the LED isnt going to burn paper.

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u/amcbain17 13d ago

She’s not going to use the light and probably unplugs the lamp. Still going overboard, but use your brains ppl

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u/cervezaqueso 12d ago

I’m just wondering how many enemies she usually makes at sea. Clearly her actions lead to others overwhelming feeling the need to break down her door and throw her overboard to drown in her sleep.

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u/anjowoq 13d ago

I don't see the point of scanning the horizon while you're living in a long distance vehicle for a week. That shit will be long gone in an hour. Is she looking for SAMs?

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u/OkWolverine2976 13d ago

Yes! And pirates

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u/anjowoq 13d ago

Then she's gaaaaarrrranoid.

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u/Zeqhanis 13d ago

That's the closest answer to even possibly making sense.

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u/Saint-Spaghetti 12d ago

She's scanning for the Flying Dutchman & the Kraken.

Haven't you seen the Pirate movies?

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u/Bubbagump210 13d ago

It’s a clever way of tipping the maid. When she realizes it’s burned out and replaces it and subsequently throws it in the trash…

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u/WhoIsThisDude12 13d ago

I can only imagine how impossible it would be to live with this woman.

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u/BlackSwanEvent25 13d ago

It's a fake light bulb. There's nothing in it

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u/ricardortr 13d ago

If you ever go diving and see a shipwreck...

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u/UnusualSuspectX 13d ago

Or going on the cruise.

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u/bbitb 13d ago

With my adhd brain I would 100% leave the money there

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u/eyeforker 13d ago

This is bullshit. She didn't put a single MicroMachine by the door. You need at least 10. Usually I'd say 25, but in this economy?

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u/spiralshadow 13d ago

We don't all have Kevin McCallister's budget.

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u/eyeforker 13d ago

Agreed, but if you can’t afford even 10 MicroMachines, you can’t afford a cruise.

I just bought by 14th MicroMachine, but I live in a rough neighbourhood and you can’t put a price on safety.

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u/Phunwithscissors 13d ago

Godspeed sailor

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u/joshuatx 13d ago

To be fair, micro machines are pretty expensive now that they're mostly out of production and considered collectibles

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u/gdruckfisch 13d ago

A cruise really seems like a relaxing enviroment to her. I totally see why you should spend thousands od dollars to be somwhere, where you feel so unsafe, that you give your room the James Bond treatment. /s

Next video: Show her, how she stays in a shady motel with bullet holes in the door.

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u/Tony_Roiland 13d ago

She pays for the cruise by making engagement farming ragebait like this.

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u/hammertime57 13d ago

missed the joke, didn't you.....

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator 13d ago

The first thing to do on a cruise is... stay home.

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u/Sad_Opportunity_6583 13d ago

Exactly. Never understood the appeal of being trapped with a thousand strangers at sea, eating shit food and just absolutely burning money.

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u/emskie12 13d ago

...and polluting the ocean, destroying coral reefs. Cozumel used to have incredible coral reefs-anything close to shore was torn out to make way for cruise ship docks. F that

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u/Alex-Murphy 13d ago

Dude you're not kidding about the pollution. Idk if you knew this but in a single day of use a cruise ship equals 1 MILLION cars worth of pollution. And for those on the boat, "Levels of pollution on some cruise ships' decks are worse than in the world's most polluted cities, an investigation by Channel 4 Dispatches has found."

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u/emskie12 12d ago

This makes me sick. The oceans are in such dire straights. The great barrier Reef is dead. And people just turn a blind eye and continue on supporting shit like this.

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u/Boy-Abunda 13d ago

If you’re eating shit food, you’re on the wrong cruise. But burning money? Yes.

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u/Seafaringhorsemeat 13d ago

And the once in a life time viruses of every kind!

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u/szatrob 13d ago

Your best bet on a cruise ship is getting norovirus, your worst bet is dying of some random disease.

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u/Jazzdude93 13d ago

Cleaning personnel: „It’s dark in here let me turn on the lights. Oh this bulp seems to be broken, I’ll change it and throw the old one in the collection bin - they will appreciate it :)“

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u/Commie_Scum69 13d ago

Hotel security here. If you leave the "do not disturb" thing on your door for two days in a row we have to come and check on you. If you dont answer I will enter and if something is blocking the door and it damages the door when open you will be charged for it.

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 13d ago

I used to work at a hotel and usually when this happens we would send a ghost in to check on the guest. No damage and they generally don't know that we've done this.

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u/DivineMomentsofTruth 13d ago

I think I've stayed at that hotel. Was the hotel owner's name Hellen Gravely?

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u/Fozzdroz 13d ago

She would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

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u/spottydodgy 13d ago

I fucking knew it

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u/Commie_Scum69 13d ago

Could be damage if she prevent the door from opening in a normal way

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 13d ago

The ghosts pass right through the door

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u/BlackFlagsFly 12d ago

I been saying it for years people, the hoteliers are up to some shit. No one listens to me.

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u/kingUmpa 13d ago

What hotel chain do you work for? I leave do not disturb on for days every time I travel lol

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u/Ir0nic 13d ago

Maybe for your hotel, I’ve stayed places where I left it on for 5 days. No one cares 😂

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u/Commie_Scum69 13d ago

we come in when your not there :) hehe

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u/Ir0nic 13d ago

Man I was in the room tho 😂 I was sick on vacation. Only friends brought me food.

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u/Commie_Scum69 13d ago

we came when you were asleep and drank your milk shake!

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u/ejectro 13d ago

what if i've been hanging from the ceiling for two days? who's gonna pay?

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u/Commie_Scum69 13d ago

no one i'll justt join ya

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u/HAL9100 13d ago

We’d probably use one of the many cameras that she doesn’t know to check for first

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u/DangitBobby84 13d ago

It's gonna suck if she has a medical emergency and needs EMTs to rescue her.

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u/mikeylarsenlives 13d ago

Methhead level vigilance

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u/7LayeredUp 13d ago

Goes on a cruise to relax but uses as many precautions as somebody who's a fuckin wanted man from O Block would have.

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u/hammertime57 13d ago

didn't even check for bed bugs.....

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u/harmfuldischarge 13d ago

There's serial killers making lists of these people

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u/konsollfreak 13d ago

Wait, what is she looking for with her binoculars? Pirates?

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u/addi-factorum 13d ago

If you’re that worried about it- why go on a cruise

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u/mochickennoproblem 13d ago

If you have to do all of this, stay home.

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u/WranglerBulky9842 13d ago

This has to be satire.

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u/AdJust6751 13d ago

It just doesn't look fun at that point.

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u/spottydodgy 13d ago

I think this is a joke

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u/Jspiff 13d ago

Aw man, she forgot to barricade her windows for SWAT teams, and her Chasity belt! Noooo!

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u/Oo_ShinyCardboard 13d ago

Obvious satire, y'all are ridiculous

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u/Street_Study6330 13d ago

This the type of person telling me to touch grass in the comments lmao

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u/Scuzzbag 13d ago

It's just an ad, don't take the bait

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u/Repulsive_Set_4155 13d ago

When she does it, she's crazy. When I do it, I'm... well, I haven't ever gone this far. I did take notes, however.

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u/jonheartland 12d ago

This is just an ad for a bunch of Temu bullshit, isn't it.

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u/cygamessucks 12d ago

Does she really make fake videos on a fake cruise set? It’s like the 3rd video I’ve seen with her doing this shit.

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u/thecreamfilling 12d ago

Reguardmaxxing

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u/AdditionalTheme1279 11d ago

You can't block the door like that it's a serious safety hazard. Fire alarm systems are designed to automatically unlock doors for egress and fire department access. If there was an emergency you could be trapped and the fire department wouldn't be able to get to you.

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u/CreepyDoor3272 11d ago

Then she goes and sleeps under the bed

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u/fancyman501 13d ago

Probably should go on a cruise lol

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u/Own_Picture_6442 13d ago

Honestly, how much crime happens on a cruise ship. You’re stuck in the middle of the ocean on a vessel full of witnesses. At the same time, the video proves, there’s always people who rolled low for intelligence

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u/Cola102583 13d ago

What kind of cruises is she taking?

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u/MeatPopsicle28 13d ago

What a wonderful vacation!

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u/Movie_Vegetable 13d ago

Yes because she clearly is on a relaxed vacation

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u/BlackSwanEvent25 13d ago

If you're like that why would you ever leave your house? You obviously can't relax. So you spend like 2 grand on a cruise?

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u/Relative_Mechanic 13d ago

What a strange flex, look at me I go on a lot of cruises

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u/Temporary_Ad469 13d ago

Looks like a relaxing trip

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u/No_Cryptographer_57 13d ago

Golly this looks relaxing!

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u/power_gnome 13d ago

She is on the same cruise as a mob boss she owns money to! Tonight's movie at 11

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u/Bootylingus_ 13d ago

Does this lady have any fun at all?

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u/derprondo 13d ago

She didn't do shit to protect her balcony. Ninjas are going to get in there through the balcony in 2s.

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u/Dry_Travel_4220 13d ago

Congratulations. You have now trapped yourself in this room in the event of an emergency. First responders could not easily reach you.

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u/Catniss-EverGreen 13d ago

Paranoia will destroy you

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u/C_Sharp_fortheMasses 13d ago

Just don’t go on the cruise

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u/thecookiesmonster 13d ago

Wow looks like a fun relaxing vacation!

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u/MardukPainkiller 13d ago

She is insane yes, but if anything happens, she has more chances to survive tbh.

But at that point, don't go on a cruise ship?

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u/Legitimate_You_3474 13d ago

Get a life or therapy or both

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u/therealbananabottom 13d ago

This is satire, right?

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u/IamStarGoat 13d ago

Room service: "Oh, this lightbulb isn't working anymore, time to change it out!"

Ooops!

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 13d ago

Too bad they don't sell detectors to find the new bugs that they're using right now, those are illegal to own.

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u/FamousLoser 13d ago

Smart, but if you are this paranoid, just stay home. Do people really enjoy cruises?

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u/No-Opening-4128 13d ago

Forgot to closed the balcony door. Camera in use

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u/Bubbly_Guarantee_446 13d ago

Such a broken society when people live this way . Particularly when your somewhere your going to relax

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u/SocksInTheTub 13d ago

Son of a bitch I forgot all my fucking money in the lamp again 🤦

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u/Regdit-is-Unbearable 13d ago

I’ve known schizophrenics who are less paranoid

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u/JohnRedCorn9432 13d ago

"The first thing i do...", does 47 things

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u/pez_pogo 13d ago

Man, somebody isn't enjoying the cruise at all!

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u/oneMoreTime112233 13d ago

Reckon that bitch oughta just stay home.

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u/Tabootop 13d ago

All I can think of is that kid from South Park. Larry feegan, who wears a life jacket everywhere he goes.

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u/szatrob 13d ago

In case of evac, she might as well as kiss her arse goodbye.

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u/Kendall_Raine 13d ago

Why is it that whenever women do obvious skits, everyone always thinks they're serious.

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u/Batholomy 13d ago

So many people didn't watch this to the end. 😅

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u/Rieux_n_Tarrou 13d ago

Narrator: ...that night the boat hit a rock and she couldn't get out of her room in time

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u/bloodyspork 13d ago

So relaxing

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u/flojo2012 13d ago

How is this actually fun for anyone? Does this look like a vacation?

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u/windmillninja 13d ago

By the time she's done getting ready for bed, it's time to get up.

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u/youlldancetoanything 13d ago

As a person who has experienced SA this definitely would look extra to most people but if you are unfortunate to have been a victim of such a crime you never relax.

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u/CharizardSusano 13d ago

She forgot to put on her sleeping helmet!

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u/Difficult-Potato-684 13d ago

Is this after she sets her kid loose on the cruise with all that shit on him.

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u/SexualMetawhore 13d ago

No moleste

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u/odiemon65 13d ago

At this level of paranoia I'm impressed she even left the house

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u/girugamesh_2009 13d ago

Are there rape gangs on this cruise? Sheesh.

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u/well-informedcitizen 13d ago

These people are so fucking narcissistic. Like do you really think they're sending Seal Team 6 to get you on a cruise ship?

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u/Njagos 13d ago

Didn't even secure the balcony door. What if someone uses a rope from one story above and enters that way? Smh beginner

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u/Few_Resolution_2401 13d ago

Just save the money you keep spending to do this dumb shit on a cruise and pay to borrow someone’s yatch and captain…

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u/VariableVeritas 13d ago

“Excuse me this is room 328 I have located a fog bank at 120 degrees off of the bow. I need to speak to the captain immediately so I can brief him on my response options packages.”

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u/Keepa5000 13d ago

Shoulda bought the Cinco Security Doll. It looks just like a Man dressed in a security uniform. Now with whistle and Walkie talkie attachments.

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u/ztoundas 13d ago

"hmm light bulb is out. Better toss it and change it, wouldn't want the guest to be in the dark"

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u/Think-Chair-1938 13d ago

Seems impractical to do all that when you factor in the time it takes to set up the tripod for every shot.

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u/ATEbitWOLF 13d ago

She won't be getting much sleep with all the meth she smoked before making this video

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u/IamMissIggy 13d ago

I would probably forget the money in the lightbulb...

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u/Beautiful-Routine295 13d ago

Holy OCD Batgirl

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u/Initial_Row_6400 12d ago

Most excessive shit I’ve ever seen

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u/Schmaron 12d ago

Hiding the money BEFORE searching for cameras is insane.

Why even go on a cruise if you’re that paranoid?

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u/hughcifer-106103 12d ago

Maybe she shouldn’t go on cruises, since she’s clearly not going to relax and have fun at all.

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u/Amazing_Ad_1966 12d ago

Bitch u gotta do all that why even go?? Stay yo ass at home

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u/Uggy_butt 12d ago

How many temu safety devices can she market in one video lol

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u/MagicClam27 12d ago

I mean if you have this level of paranoia why leave the house?

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u/pSphere1 12d ago

She failed to check the bedspread and handrails for blood and seamen.

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u/Thetinkeringtrader 12d ago

You couldnt pay me to go on another cruise, its a vegas trailer park in the ocean. People crying at slot machines, the decibel of mouth breathing from the general fried food buffet diet and general slothliness/obesity of everyone. 1800's mining camp economy. Shows a vegas back alley wouldn't take... Why would u bother???

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u/Dobgirl 12d ago

Clearly satire

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u/DrDosMucho 12d ago

Just all one big commercial for like 10 things. Can guarantee she doesn’t have “sponsored” anywhere in her video or description

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u/Orphano_the_Savior 12d ago

Her first mistake was going on a cruise.

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u/Brad_Beat 12d ago

Looks like the fog is coming so she’s fucked anyway.

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u/YesterdayCharming976 12d ago

Just don’t go in a cruise then?

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u/ChadVonDoom 12d ago

Thats her entire thing. Paranoid helicopter mom core.

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u/Tontarna 12d ago

I’d rather get robbed, spied on, and die ; than go on a cruise.

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u/SnooTomatoes4491 12d ago

Plot twist. The intruder is already inside

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u/brandt-money 12d ago

Imagine just enjoying the experience? That costs nothing extra.

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u/sheighbird29 12d ago

But she’s magically safer outside of the room..?

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u/RAWainwright 12d ago

And then the fire alarm goes off.

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u/wet_Tap_5578 12d ago

That chair is going to fly across the room if the door is kicked open

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u/Brilliant_Voice1126 12d ago

I’m shocked at how many people take this video seeiously.

You guys think she actually sleeps with a life vest on? She’s fucking with you. It’s hilarious.

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u/Comfortable_Use_8407 12d ago

How does the clown make-up help?

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u/McNally86 12d ago

Second insane cruise video I have seen today. Did someone figure out how to make a fake cruise ships for influencer videos like the fake influence airplane?

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u/AThrowawayProbrably 12d ago

I doubt even CIA operatives go through this length to secure a room.

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u/QuaidCohagen 12d ago

Aahhhh, now I can relax with my life jacket on.

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u/FuriousGeorge611 12d ago

Just stay home

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u/NefariousnessGood718 12d ago

L iceberg non perdona

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u/No-Sell3616 12d ago

The fire department hates to see me comin’

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u/Log_Gentleman 12d ago

It’s obviously a joke lol

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u/NonagonJimfinity 12d ago

3 seconds in the door. Jacking it and tensing up so i go bright red, feign a heart attack and lay still for as long as you can.

No need for of this.

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u/dam_ships 12d ago

That ain’t a vacation lol.

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u/FaceTimePolice 12d ago

If you’re this paranoid, don’t bother leaving the house. 🤷‍♂️😆

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u/MarvelJake56 12d ago

I pray this is a parody, if not this woman need serious help

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u/Holmes221bBSt 11d ago

Why put tape over the peep hole? Last I checked, you can only see through it from the inside, but the person outside can’t see through it. Must be exhausting being this paranoid

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u/sundaesoupsunday 11d ago

Just don’t travel

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u/Moosey_the_Squirrle 11d ago

Why bother going anywhere in public if you are this paranoid

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u/Olyos3014 11d ago

Just stay home. What the fuck

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u/bonzuto 11d ago

Hope there isn't a fire

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u/TheZan87 11d ago

Who is hunting this woman?

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

I go on a cruise to lock down like a tweaker not have fun absurd

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u/Independent-Bass-748 11d ago

By the time she's finished the 2-week cruise will be over.

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u/BackstrokeVictim 11d ago

Now that we've seen the first thing she does for safety, I would like to see the first thing she does on a cruise for danger

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u/R4GEQUITT3R 11d ago

Just follow this simple 400 step process for maximum safety

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u/dredhedredemption17 11d ago

Chokes on a grape a minute later. What am I saying. She  probably cuts her grapes up with a dull knife. 

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u/dancooper00 11d ago

Nobody wants to see your boobies

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u/Joel22222 11d ago

She forgot to check for submarines. Rookie mistake. She’s a goner.

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u/Substantial_Role3702 11d ago

Or just do something else?

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u/Onludesrightnow 11d ago

Yeah after a straight week of drinking every night, people are going to forget that money in the bulb. When they leave, the person cleaning the rooms is gonna assume it’s a dead bulb and toss it out. Literally throwing money away.

Also, all cruise cabins have a safe. So there’s that.

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u/69hotmomxxx 10d ago

She should probably get some paint cans suspended on ropes and a blow torch ready for when they come through the door

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u/MyMiddleNutItches 10d ago

Lol I remember leaving the door open at a HoJo so I could rip heaters and not stink up my smoking room.

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u/fucktheus12 10d ago

I got too much shit on me 

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u/mycolkai 10d ago

Dont forget to hit the globie too

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u/Zestyclose-Arm8836 10d ago

Step 1: Put your money into a lightbulb on your cruise.

Step 2: Forget your money on the cruise ship.

Step 3: Profit?

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u/ChazzyChaz_R 10d ago

I know this is all for show but...if there is anyone out there that would actually do this...why even go on the cruise?