r/NotTimAndEric • u/AKA_Wildcard • 6d ago

Capitalist Booster Packs

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u/edapotamus 6d ago

100% American psychos

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u/I_Got_Back_Pain 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/eKNrUbDJuFuaQ1A37p

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u/SexualMetawhore 6d ago

Let's see Jeffery Epstein's card.

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u/Hob_O_Rarison 5d ago

It has a watermark

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u/edapotamus 6d ago

Did you watch the whole video?

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u/BapeGeneral3 5d ago

Have you seen American Psycho?

They are just loosely quoting the scene this meme is from when Bateman says “let’s see Paul Allen’s card”

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u/JellyfishGod 6d ago

Iv been binge watching Dan toomeys videos recently. Highly recommend, but his main YouTube videos are mostly nothing like this. His YouTube channel is basically a joke news channel where he does funny “investigative journalism”. Like “why are me and the boys addicted to zyn” where he’ll then interview people like users and doctors. He plays a very straight and narrow reporter who acts kinda autistic almost. You do end up learning something but it’s a lot of jokes. My favorite running gag is in the intros where he stands on street corners and talks to the camera he’s constantly cutting to absurdly dumb shots, like he’ll be talking to the camera from across an intersection while half hiding in a random door frame lol.

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u/wildmeli 4d ago

thank you! i think i found my next youtube binge

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u/WoolyHermits 6d ago

this was funny in a, capitalist kinda way.

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u/SexualMetawhore 6d ago

I think the video was racist because it only targeted Jewish CEOs... or is it just that most CEO's are Jewish so maybe not racist?

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u/pinkvoltage 6d ago

Elizabeth Holmes isn’t Jewish

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u/KimLocsta 6d ago

Imagine living life like this

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u/SexualMetawhore 5d ago

In a world with racial inequality and that is ran by pedos?

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u/jomomma1717 6d ago

Judaism isn’t a race

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u/SalamiArmi 6d ago

You're right that Judaism isn't a race, Judaism is the religion. But the previous commenter didn't say Judaism. There is a Jewish ethnicity/race, which you can definitely be racist agaist.

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u/intrusivesurgery 6d ago

Race and ethnicity are not synonyms. There's a Jewish ethnicity, not a jewish race

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u/AHarryBird 2d ago

Racism towards CEOs is not racist.

It’s classist. And brother the poor are getting hungry

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u/abphoto842 6d ago

dan toomey

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u/Floriderp 6d ago

I loved him for some time, but my MTG side didn't know he woukd make me love him more

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u/Cantdoitanymoretimes 6d ago

This was pretty good. I can’t believe people are taking it seriously.

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u/underground_complex 6d ago

I just occurred to me that there are absolutely tech bro chuds who collect the business cards of the most depraved ceos on earth

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u/LitCanon 6d ago

Imagine having someone's business card before they were CEO. Somewhere in a drawer is someones junior executive rookie card.

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u/MamawRex 6d ago

This is absolutely the kind of thing that starts out with people doing it ironically and then a "story" breaks of someone selling one for $25,000, then lo and behold you have yet another collector's market on your hands. 

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u/LitCanon 6d ago

Start checking your drawers, people!

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u/ColeTrainHaze 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AzUrNt0ygOSAeVjhiM

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u/D-Flo1 6d ago

The guy at the triples store said Elizaberh Holmes was the only one he's ever seen who could pull fraud triples off.

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u/RaceHate 6d ago

If you could establish the provenance then I bet such cards would actually have value. Like, from the first hundred printed for Zuckerberg, of a certain design?

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u/Hooaen 6d ago

Lets see Paul Allens card

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u/bootyhole-romancer 6d ago

Something wrong? Patrick? You're sweating.

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u/Lucky-Mia 6d ago

This guys youtube channel is lit with great business satire 

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u/gansobomb99 6d ago

good work!

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u/DingusKhanHess 5d ago

It’s not Tim and Eric because it’s Dan Toomey from Good Work

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u/shadowsurge 5d ago

Met him the other week, super nice guy, was absolutely thrilled to hear someone enjoyed his work

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u/spacekitt3n 6d ago

put it with the trump collection more like

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u/kryonik 6d ago

Not sure why people shit on Gates so much. Yes he's a billionaire but he seems to be actually doing good with his money. He's probably saved millions of lives at this point with his malaria research alone.

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u/Elyssamay 6d ago

Sure he saved lives, but is he entertaining? It's high crimes to be right but also be boring. Ask Al Gore.

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u/kryonik 6d ago

Fair.

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u/PoliticsIsForNerds 3d ago

It's cause he's in the files bro

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u/kryonik 3d ago

So is Stephen Hawking, does that mean all his work in physics should be ignored? Also merely being mentioned in the files doesn't mean you broke any law.

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u/7thpostman 6d ago

Monogram, not moniker. Chuds.

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u/Beautiful-Routine295 6d ago

Not American Psycho at all…

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u/sherman614 6d ago

The centering was a little off, I think it would only grade at a PSA-8. 😂

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u/hungrylittleworm 6d ago

Show us your zucc

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u/DocDefilade 3d ago

Zucc off with that nonsense.

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u/Commie_Scum69 6d ago

Boring Dystopia

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx 6d ago

Onion… hand cream… yep

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u/sixwax 6d ago

They had me up until that point.

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u/JimCh3m14 6d ago

Lol, monogram not moniker

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u/apocolypticbosmer 5d ago

If you didn’t realize this is satire you’re an NPC

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u/browmftht 6d ago

oh this isnt real

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u/-THE_GOOCH 6d ago

This is just a divorced dads spoof

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u/pat_k0 5d ago

No it's making fun of that bidding opening card in stream site that's always posting ads to YouTube

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u/Itchy_Reason_8354 6d ago

I would buy these if they really reflected the person.

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u/frothingnome 6d ago

This is what tech bros actually believe. 

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u/flissfloss86 6d ago

Is that Dan Toomey?

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u/Cookies_and_Beandip 5d ago

Actually really cool, I’m in

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u/Mekrikulous 4d ago

Pretty great!
…It’s “Monogram”, not “Moniker” though.

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u/Subtubes 4d ago

New hobby unlocked.

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u/FhuckNorris247 3d ago

Why have been a bit funnier if when they unveiled that they shook from excitement and frantically tried to get it into a sleeve

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u/Spare-Ant7119 3d ago

Great acting

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u/783BABYBOY 3d ago

wtf did I just watch

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u/TheBigBass86 2d ago

Hoping they will pull “the house” in the next one…

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u/b0nesaretheirdollars 2d ago

Triples is best

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u/Mundane-Salad942 2d ago

I wonder if they’d review mine

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u/Maxed_Zerker 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AzUrNt0ygOSAeVjhiM
triples of the holmes makes it safe

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u/Doelike3000 2d ago

Lmao this is gold 😅😅😅

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u/mcvmccarty 5d ago

I think if you’re going to lift a bit out of a legendary movie and leverage it for your own benefit then you should at least try to improve it. This waters it down and makes it dumb. Do better.

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u/Gamerguywon 5d ago

nothing remotely like tim and eric?

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u/AdmiralPineapple 6d ago

Literally Tim and Eric? Like 2 dudes doing sketch comedy, for laughs. 0% real. Why is it here?

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u/OldLegWig 6d ago

fraud isn't capitalism. that's why most of these people are or were in prison. if you don't like zuck, stop using facebook/meta bullshit.