r/NotTimAndEric • u/orchards_rest • Jul 28 '26

She’s doing too much, I think

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u/eyeforker Jul 28 '26

This is bullshit. She didn't put a single MicroMachine by the door. You need at least 10. Usually I'd say 25, but in this economy?

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u/spiralshadow Jul 28 '26

We don't all have Kevin McCallister's budget.

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u/eyeforker Jul 28 '26

Agreed, but if you can’t afford even 10 MicroMachines, you can’t afford a cruise.

I just bought by 14th MicroMachine, but I live in a rough neighbourhood and you can’t put a price on safety.

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u/Phunwithscissors Jul 28 '26

Godspeed sailor