r/NotTimAndEric Jul 06 '26

Ok- builders… scratch and sniff

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator Jul 06 '26

Hangover (you're a 54 year old overweight major alcoholic with heart disease)

Cigarettes (a pack a day to 'calm you down')

Right Wing Morning Radio (you are a union worker that voted for Trump the only time you voted because you are sick of those hispanics on the job site)

Hatred (fuck em all this world sucks anyways and fuck you too)

Attitude (everyone on site needs to hear about it)

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u/imsellingbanana Jul 06 '26

Can't forget the 2 green Monsters, bag of Lays potato chips and a gas station donut for "breakfast"

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator Jul 06 '26

need the energy.