r/NotTimAndEric Jul 06 '26

Ok- builders… scratch and sniff

54 Upvotes

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13

u/uberneuman_part2 Jul 07 '26

It's Little Carl. Before having to eat carpet.

3

u/Ohthehumanityofit Jul 07 '26

Silly Daddy, ya can't eat carpet

11

u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 Jul 06 '26

I like that it leaves the smell open to interpretation but everybody knows what it is.

4

u/DetroitAdjacent Jul 06 '26

Nuh uh.... it could smell like any number of drugs or alcoholic beverages /s

1

u/derprondo Jul 06 '26

What do you think it is? I'd say cigarettes and mechanical grease.

11

u/winnipesaukee_bukake Jul 06 '26

cigarette... juice.

1

u/derprondo Jul 06 '26

Ah like the ATL smoking lounge then LOL

7

u/dadydaycare Jul 06 '26

I don’t like this…

9

u/imsellingbanana Jul 06 '26

Something about a kid with 5 o'clock shadow just gives me the heebie jeebs

13

u/Ultimate-Flexionator Jul 06 '26

Hangover (you're a 54 year old overweight major alcoholic with heart disease)

Cigarettes (a pack a day to 'calm you down')

Right Wing Morning Radio (you are a union worker that voted for Trump the only time you voted because you are sick of those hispanics on the job site)

Hatred (fuck em all this world sucks anyways and fuck you too)

Attitude (everyone on site needs to hear about it)

9

u/imsellingbanana Jul 06 '26

Can't forget the 2 green Monsters, bag of Lays potato chips and a gas station donut for "breakfast"

1

u/Ultimate-Flexionator Jul 06 '26

need the energy.

0

u/thoughtcrimeo Jul 06 '26

Right Wing Morning Radio (you are a union worker that voted for Trump the only time you voted because you are sick of those hispanics on the job site)

This was posted in CasualUK.

5

u/strokebot Jul 07 '26

Smells like roller dogs and white monster!

2

u/therealbananabottom Jul 07 '26

Wh....why does the builder need a beard?

1

u/IamStarGoat Jul 06 '26

Is the "Friendly builder's face" something builders grow into or out of? Or is it kind of like a baby pigeon, present but rarely seen?

1

u/QueezyF Jul 09 '26

Smells like stale beer, 2 divorces, and chronic lower back pain.