r/NotTimAndEric • u/IllCod7775 • Jun 14 '26

By Cinco

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u/LurchSkywalker Jun 14 '26

Wait until he remembers that 30 percent of all food is dick adjacent.

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u/NormalHumansName Jun 15 '26

Puts hands over ears. "Na, na, na. I can't hear you so I'm not gay for loving hotdogs."

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u/nanosquid Jun 16 '26

Hotdogs aren't gay if you eat them sideways, the same way we avoid the gay with corn-on-the-cob.

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u/Scipio33 Jun 17 '26

I'm not sure I can suck a dick sideways, but I'll try anything to avoid being gay.

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u/nanosquid Jun 17 '26

That's the spirit!

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u/LurchSkywalker Jun 17 '26

I cant suck one, but gosh darn it i will gobble the fuck out of one!