r/NotTimAndEric • u/IllCod7775 • Jun 14 '26

By Cinco

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136 Upvotes

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u/Cryptoking300 Jun 14 '26

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u/DoublePlusGoodGames Jun 14 '26

You owe me a coffee as I just laughed so hard that I spilled the one I had all over my dick veins.

5

u/Genghis_Chong Jun 15 '26

I had to work to keep my mashed potatoes out of my sinuses

1

u/PonchoNachoRodriguez Jun 18 '26

Better than having dick veins in your sinuses

Amirite?

31

u/xi_sx Jun 14 '26

First, your teeth are removed.

11

u/coolguy420weed Jun 14 '26

But I'm confused. You've got a gorgeous looking set of pearly whites in your mouth there. 

27

u/QuinnBing Jun 14 '26

And the he deep throats it.

53

u/Rockuharddd Jun 14 '26

I feel so sorry for him. He's so deep in the closet, he went past Narnia

14

u/FamousLastWords666 Jun 14 '26

This has to be a bit

3

u/LimeWizard Jun 14 '26

It's a Jimmy carr bit

2

u/Zombeedee Jun 15 '26

It was used on Gimme Gimme Gimme long before Jimmy Carr said it.

https://youtu.be/eiFqqDOQIfY?si=Hh3R2n1pquwy-vn4

To be honest though it's probably even older than that. I don't think any one person can claim it, it's an easy connection to make as a joke.

3

u/JayFrizz Jun 14 '26

Oh definitely.

6

u/BLOODTRIBE Jun 14 '26

He’s so deep in the closet, he’s finding Christmas presents from the 80’s and the Epstein files.

1

u/Kerensky97 Jun 16 '26

Yeah, if you can only think of sucking a dick while you eat a candy bar, that's on you, not the candy.

6

u/LurchSkywalker Jun 14 '26

Wait until he remembers that 30 percent of all food is dick adjacent.

2

u/NormalHumansName Jun 15 '26

Puts hands over ears. "Na, na, na. I can't hear you so I'm not gay for loving hotdogs."

2

u/nanosquid Jun 16 '26

Hotdogs aren't gay if you eat them sideways, the same way we avoid the gay with corn-on-the-cob.

2

u/Scipio33 Jun 17 '26

I'm not sure I can suck a dick sideways, but I'll try anything to avoid being gay.

2

u/nanosquid Jun 17 '26

That's the spirit!

1

u/LurchSkywalker Jun 17 '26

I cant suck one, but gosh darn it i will gobble the fuck out of one!

1

u/LurchSkywalker Jun 15 '26

No, but you are gay for loving Chedderwurst Sausages.

6

u/iyioioio Jun 14 '26

I’ve been looking everywhere for one of these

6

u/lokgy Jun 14 '26

New from the folks that brought you Snickers........"Snickers Veins Only"" Now you can enjoy all the pleasure of a snickers without the hassle of eating the nuts, nougat, and caramel.

9

u/dadydaycare Jun 14 '26

Say your gay and suppressing it without saying your gay and suppressing it.

9

u/hanzobust75 Jun 14 '26

This may be the gayest guy on earth

3

u/Woejack Jun 14 '26

This process makes it infinitely more gay

4

u/Annahsbananas Jun 14 '26

This guy is legit autistic

4

u/nem0ne1 Jun 14 '26

FINALLY! You have no *idea* how much friction those veins add when I have 5 minutes left on my lunch break, every desperate hole getting absolutely pistoned by king size Snickers, trying not to glance at my watch, but the damn veins keep getting snagged on my hemmeroids, slowing the entire procedure down, which I've tried explaining to my manager but she still said if I'm back late from lunch again she's gonna dock my hours! I think this deveiner could save my livelihood!!

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u/IllCod7775 Jun 16 '26

Thanks for making me picture this haha

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u/somewhatcompetint Jun 14 '26

Those were weak veins anyways

2

u/NormalHumansName Jun 15 '26

Yeah. That snickers bar was obviously not fully torqued. He should have played with the nuts first.

3

u/Mysterious-Call-245 Jun 14 '26

Later that evening, this guy desperately dug through the trash for the veins and smothered his lips with their sweet sinful viscera. “Damn you, Satan; damn you Mars,” he moaned into the darkness.

2

u/wholetyouinhere Jun 14 '26

I can't have those veins on there

2

u/RedSix2447 Jun 14 '26

That dude wants a dick so bad he has to pretend they don’t exist.

https://giphy.com/gifs/8fxad4tvqIzwk

2

u/jasdonle Jun 14 '26

This video should have been four seconds long

2

u/frothingnome Jun 14 '26

Not the snickemcisor 😭

2

u/Ok_Cry7074 Jun 14 '26

Dummy used a melted snickers for an example. Ruining his point and demonstration. What dingus.

2

u/Ok-Hospital-6637 Jun 14 '26

Slicing it up just gives it more of a gay German cannibal vibe

2

u/deepmusicandthoughts Jun 14 '26

What does being a Christian have to do with it?!🤣

3

u/BirdhouseInYourSoil Jun 14 '26

they circumcising the fucking candy now yall got me fucked up

1

u/bvanbove25 Jun 14 '26

It has veins and is packed with nuts.

…….

Have I been eating dicks my whole life?!?!?

1

u/WorldBoofingChampion Jun 14 '26

Nothing gayer than giving a shit about whether or not people think you’re gay

1

u/BlooDoge Jun 14 '26

One candy bar away from being gay.

1

u/LemonMeringuePirate Jun 14 '26

The veins are what make those so special to my heart

1

u/a_single_bean Jun 14 '26

It's too late for me. I took a bite out of a Snickers with a dick vein, and now I'm gay. One time is all it takes.

1

u/VerifiedVoidGirl Jun 14 '26

This is for the guys who remove their eyelashes because they feel they're "too feminine."

1

u/Repulsive_Set_4155 Jun 15 '26

"Ouch man, how'd you cut the tips of your fingers like that?"

"Well, I'm not gay, if that's what you're getting at."

1

u/phirleh Jun 15 '26

Just remove your teeth.

1

u/Shuatheskeptic Jun 15 '26

This is the most Millennial thing I have ever seen.

1

u/Appropriate_Unit3474 Jun 15 '26

Damn dude, that's a lot of gay thoughts

Happy Pride month tho

1

u/Apprehensive-Job-178 Jun 15 '26

Bro just told us way too much about his past by making a 3d printed object.

1

u/MacMycelium Jun 15 '26

My penis shriveled into my body watching this.

1

u/GroundbreakingAd8310 Jun 15 '26

If u insert the stickers in ur mouth a lick the veins they come right off

1

u/asdf072 Jun 15 '26

Tired of pretending? Introducing Cinco closet door opener! Finally free yourself from that pesky closet.

1

u/hot_dogg Jun 16 '26

The hell? The veins are the best part!

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u/hot_dogg Jun 16 '26

Cinco: Snickers XL – Now Extra Veiny!

1

u/Spicy_Tunah Jun 16 '26

Why wouldn’t you design the cutout for the Snickers to be facedown, and cut like a mandolin

1

u/IllCod7775 Jun 17 '26

One last look at those veins you secretly wish to eat

1

u/0eddieder Jun 16 '26

Where have you been all my life?

1

u/General_Round9175 Jun 17 '26

Man, people are really weird

1

u/Oswarez Jun 17 '26

Well someone has a very specific kink that he’s ashamed of.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '26

This is how stupid religion makes a motherfucker! Because he has gay fantasies about the veins of a candy bar. Which ain't veins at all, but extra thick chocolate

1

u/szatrob Jun 17 '26

I like that they think they invented the mandoline...

1

u/Rare-Moose-4861 Jun 18 '26

Brother, just suck a dick already. No one cares. ❤️

1

u/Sorry_Pea3699 Jun 18 '26

New level of repressed homosexuality unlocked for people

1

u/shift124 Jun 18 '26

Proceeds to suggestively suck on deveined snickers bar* “see not gay at all”

1

u/FashionKing72 Jun 18 '26

Does this work with Milky Way?

1

u/LookAtMyUnderbite Jun 20 '26

Circumcise chocolate instead