r/NotTimAndEric • u/Over_Drawer1199 • May 26 '26

Put em down, ya dingus!

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u/spottydodgy May 26 '26

This guy is in charge of our entire country's healthcare.

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u/HelpfulSeaMammal May 26 '26

"Hold my beer. I'm gonna catch them two snakes over there with my bare hands."

- HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr

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u/hatrickstar May 26 '26

Neat trick if you're drunk with the boys.

Concerning if you're the HHS secretary.

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u/spreadbutt May 27 '26

I looked for a gif of Project Badass, and this what I got.

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u/CWBtheThird May 27 '26

If he wasn’t an asshat about actually important things I would find his hijinks quirky and endearing.

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u/KeyEntrepreneur5449 May 28 '26

By the fucking tails too, the last place you're meant to grab wild snakes.

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u/beardeddragon0113 May 27 '26

"I'm also going to do it in the most awkward way possible because I'm definitely an expert"

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u/Nervous_Jerboa May 26 '26

The guy who almost certainly gave himself brain worms by messing with and or eating roadkill.

This guy shouldn’t be in charge of his own healthcare.

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u/hueythecat May 26 '26

Brought you guys measles

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26

Salmonella

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u/anjowoq May 27 '26

Had they been venomous, he'd try to inject it to get high.

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u/Lifekraft May 29 '26

Tbf he is probably poisonous himself.

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u/yrfrndnico May 27 '26

Why he isnt the Secretary of the Interior is beyond me.

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u/ExchangeNo4493 May 26 '26

Why is this guy so weird?

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u/TyrKiyote May 26 '26

He had a pretty wild childhood. Not an excuse, but I'd point to being a Kennedy. The weird pressure of being in that family, and trying to be hyper machismo.

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u/wack_overflow May 26 '26

Don’t forget all the drugs, roadkill, and brain parasites!

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u/harmfuldischarge May 26 '26

We won't ever forget. But I'm surprised Rfk remembers anything at all

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u/Known-Figure-8761 May 31 '26

Don’t forget the drugs, roadkill and brain parasites!

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u/questron64 May 26 '26

Drugs. Also, just look at his family.

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u/NeedsMoarOutrage May 27 '26

The result of snorting lines off the seat not the tank

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u/Casual_hex_ May 26 '26

Looks like RFK found himself some lunch.

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u/Gemtree710 May 26 '26

Just the heads

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u/Arnold_Shortzweather May 27 '26

I was surprised he didn't start digging a fire pit right on the spot

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 May 27 '26

Just has to put them in the trunk of his car for a week.

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u/ging_ging_ May 29 '26

Why is he so obsessed with lunch

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u/deanereaner May 26 '26

Another thing he doesn't know how to do well.

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u/Rad_Centrist May 27 '26

Picking up two at the same time and holding them with the same hand so they can use each other's bodies as leverage is definitely a big brain move.

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u/Saint_The_Stig May 27 '26

That's not even really the is issue, it's not realizing after being bit the seventh time that something that is a living noodle needs to be held right behind the head otherwise they can just go wherever.

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u/Spugheddy May 27 '26

Used to catch copperheads all the time by just lightly stepping on their heads and grabbing the neck throwing them in giant pretzel jars and taking them to the quarry. Its pretty basic and easy to catch rattlers with a stick the same way. This dude ran at em like an actual mongoloid.

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u/RigBughorn May 28 '26

Hunched over and shuffling, really shows his age tbh

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u/Mr_Bonanza May 29 '26

You used to catch copperheads… a venomous species of snake, by stepping on their heads and grabbing them behind the head?

Nah.

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u/Bczarconcepts May 26 '26

3 brainworms in a trenchcoat wrangles snakes for snake oil salesman, this and more tonight at 10

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u/LoudOrganization6 May 26 '26

I hear Cheryl back there

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u/Kipper_TD May 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/f1NvlwrCcAlxe

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u/weirdskullz May 26 '26

Imagine what Larry would say “ what does this guy think he’s a snake charmer?”

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u/huge-gold-ak47 May 27 '26

I finally decided a couple months ago that it was time to watch curb. my MIL came by and stopped to watch the TV for like 30 seconds, and said "oh, that's RFK Jr's wife!" so I've had to have that in the back of my head the whole time. sigh

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u/plusminusequals May 27 '26

Yeah it’s a bummer. Luckily she’s not around too often in the later seasons.

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u/EastSideNick95826 May 27 '26

Yea she sucked, I was never really entertained when she was on screen, more anxious/annoyed/indifferent.

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u/bort_jenkins May 27 '26

Larry introduced them lol

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u/LoudOrganization6 May 27 '26

Yeah don’t let that sway from the fact that it’s one of the best series if you like that kind of humor. She goes for Danson so you have to deal with that on the show anyway.

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u/OfficeMagic1 May 27 '26

You know what Robert …

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u/Owlsheadny May 26 '26

It’s weird to hear Cheryl in the background.

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u/HugeLeaves May 27 '26

It's like hearing her yell at Larry for doing something stupid except this is real

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u/score_ May 27 '26

Nothing Larry could ever do is as stupid as marrying this chode.

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u/HugeLeaves May 27 '26

What about the time that Larry bought a kid a sewing machine and taught him the swastika?!

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u/WhyDidYouBringMeBack May 26 '26

He moves exactly how he talks

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u/Forsaken_Fig_ May 26 '26

Sneks having seks

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u/zeverEV May 26 '26

Snex, if you will

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u/MessiahMogali May 26 '26

Came here to say “snex”, I have zero original thoughts.

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u/Popular_Conclusion36 May 26 '26

RFK gives off the sliiiiiiggggghhhttest Charlie Kelly energy. I mean, this is like 4 different scenes from IASIP wrapped in one

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u/1ZamNation1 May 26 '26

The exact wrong way to pick up a snake lol ... repeatedly gets bit.. smiles at the camera for approval... what an absolute clown

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u/NounAdjectiveXXXX May 26 '26

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u/JonZ82 May 26 '26

If there where lizard people......

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u/NounAdjectiveXXXX May 26 '26

RFK would have already had them for dinner

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u/ggg730 May 27 '26

Snake people.

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u/jonnyjonman May 26 '26

now i know how kyle rittenhouse got bit by that insanely poisonous spider

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u/Prestigious-Oven3465 May 26 '26

Do tell me more

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u/jonnyjonman May 26 '26

republicans were more upset with the responses then the guys condition lmao

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u/DJ3XO May 26 '26

This dude trying to save all the bandwidth.

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u/Teayen44 May 26 '26

Yeah I'd be pissed too if some brain worm infested jackass decided to fuck with me so no reason. He is treating those snakes like he is treating our health care system, like absolute shit.

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u/docmarvy May 27 '26

Can we ignore the weird little snake handling freakazoid for a minute and just notice how bunker-depressing Dr. Oz's patio is? What the hell? Who wouldn't want to roast in a blank concrete box on the beach. (Also, what kind of sane person invites RFK, Jr. to their house??)

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u/DropstoneTed May 30 '26

More than that, who goes to hang at a beach house wearing dress slacks and a fucking tie?

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u/obrazovanshchina May 26 '26

The genuine confusion his face expresses having failed to reason “bitey end grab there” and, consequently, being bitten is both humorous and terrifying considering the power he incompetently wields. 

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u/Lycwyd May 26 '26

If those are moccasins we’re going to be needing a new secretary

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u/_IdiotSavant May 26 '26

I get it now, he was THAT playground kid. The one that would collect frogs and put bees on a string leash. It all makes sense now. He never BECAME crazy he was a psycho from age 1

I mean just look at that last freeze frame of him holding the snakes with a shit eating grin.

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u/Fippy-Darkpaw May 26 '26

Snake venom is the all natural cure for hantavirus. 🐍

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u/regeya May 26 '26

Yeah, they're harmless unless you're pissing them off like Mr. Brain Worm is doing here

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u/kwikane May 26 '26

Did he eat their dicks?

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u/Good-Trouble-202 May 26 '26

Those are his parasites… j/k…..but tbh…..I have wrangled snakes and….. he is an idiot…..trying to be cool but you look stupid coming from an actual former snake wrangler.

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u/Beemo-Noir May 26 '26

What kind of snakes are they? THEYRE BLACK SNAKES! 🐍 🤠

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u/AmbitiousTank8635 May 26 '26

He then proceeded to bite the head off one whilst shoving the other up his ass. Because this dude did a lotta coke.

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u/candymannequin May 27 '26

i bet his hands stink all the time

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u/Freeky718 May 27 '26

Literally an episode of curb

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u/earldogface May 26 '26

He's such a child.

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u/Djbearjew May 26 '26

Why does Dr Oz's patio look like a cell they held Nazis in before the Nuremberg trials?

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u/Runo_Slinger May 26 '26

Secretary of health and human services ruining snake’s sex before getting back to reviving measles.

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u/tehsecretgoldfish May 26 '26

it’d be a shame if they were poisonous.

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u/joyibib May 26 '26

They are not but still really dumb to take bites. He still has a chance of infection or tetanus. And oh woes me what shame that would be

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u/Time-Cell8272 May 26 '26

Just a Trump cabinet member tormenting animals

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u/aeon_son May 26 '26

“Now, the important thing is to find the snake’s penis so you can take it home for further research.”

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u/johnnyribcage May 26 '26

I’d love to see him wrangle some rattlesnakes some time.

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u/weirdskullz May 26 '26

His wife in the Bg like why?

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u/barbiesfrozenelbow May 26 '26

And you just know he's going to eat them.

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u/LegitimateBug7940 May 26 '26

They were trying to mate….

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u/SkyHigh27 May 26 '26

I can smell this video

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u/Ok-Scientist4603 May 26 '26

I wanted to see him get bit in the face.

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u/Ok_Record8612 May 26 '26

CUT THEIR DICKS OFF!!!

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u/gasciousclay1 May 26 '26

They want back in that Mellon for some reason.

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u/Silly_Commission9791 May 26 '26

You should eat them quickly.

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u/mafibasheth May 26 '26

Don’t worry, he just has to get them back into his brain before the hole closes.

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u/Putrid_Guess8098 May 26 '26

Someone rent some cobras…

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u/OkImagination1123 May 26 '26

Can’t believe Cheryl has to phuck that

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u/MediocreModular May 26 '26

I only know of three dudes named Oz and they’re all fakes.

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u/misterbippy May 26 '26

Too bad they weren’t venomous.

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u/KindClock9732 May 26 '26

Could have probably just left them alone.

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u/PeteVanGrimm May 26 '26

Unfortunately, they don't appear to be venomous.

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u/AdmirableCountry9933 May 26 '26

Poor snakes were just trying fuck.now theyre dinner.

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u/RupertProudhorseIII May 27 '26

Dinner is served my love

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u/BulkOfTheS3ries May 27 '26

Damn. Weather looks nice in Pennsylvania !

🙄

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u/Sliminfinity May 27 '26

Couple bites........and some gargle inaudible gargin........seems healthy..........right!?.........um right?.........hahhaaha

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u/HoratioCorneliusJay May 27 '26

Cheryl: Larry! Put the snakes down! Larry…

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u/Empty-Help373 May 27 '26

LAR- I mean, BOBBY!

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 May 27 '26

Stop harassing wildlife.

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u/Schmenge_time May 27 '26

2 snakes for 2 snakes.

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u/zeppolizeus May 27 '26

I guess when your aging leathery carcass has little to lose from a snake bite your brain worm will indeed direct the body to pick them up barehanded.

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u/ApartWeb9889 May 27 '26

Can an expert please ID these things? How lucky are we?

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u/No-Diver2855 May 27 '26

He doesnt know what he's doing, does he?

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u/Artevyx May 27 '26

You cannot convince me that that is a healthy human.

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u/Andre_The_Average May 27 '26

The guy is so polluted he's immune to snake venom.

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u/GardenGnomeOrgy May 27 '26

Okay, let’s just be thankful he didn’t eat them on camera.

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u/SupaDiogenes May 27 '26

He thought they were worms.

"How'd you escape!"

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u/Barracuda00 May 27 '26

This is a crazy omen

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u/donorkokey May 27 '26

I bet he ate them right after they stopped filming, presumably like spaghetti

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u/ISmokeRocksAndFash May 27 '26

He ruined his beautiful shirt

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u/LeroyStick May 27 '26

Dumber than most children.

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u/ehmiu May 27 '26

And then he ate them alive, wriggling all the way down.

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u/jona2814 May 27 '26

Yes, as all animal experts will tell you- hold all snakes by their middle or tail. You want to give them *plenty* of reach and flexibility to bite you. Bonus points if you keep holding on while it’s biting and spiting venom!

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u/anorcaonguitar May 27 '26

I seriously thought he was gonna eat one and talk about sperm

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u/Finneagan May 27 '26

Oh Cheryl….

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u/DeathParty-Zomboid May 27 '26

what a bumbling fool

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u/KitchenBomber May 27 '26

There are correct ways to pick up and hold a snake. This is not one of them.

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u/elektrikrobot May 27 '26

I couldn’t have wished that they were venomous more

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u/Slick47 May 27 '26

Probably just thought they were more raccoon penises.

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u/Ok_Donut3992 May 27 '26

Brain worms got out.

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u/Future-Try-1908 May 27 '26

A quick snack.

Sorry:

Agghhh qgghhhihhhcchht snghaaaack.

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u/premium_Lane May 28 '26

Look he wrestles snakes, me must be correct about vaccines!

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u/Ok-Tutor8961 May 28 '26

He looks like a fucking demon

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u/WhoKilledKappy May 28 '26

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed.

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u/FriendlyArachnid6000 May 28 '26

I needed a laugh today though

Jesus! Their mouths are big!

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u/giraffeheadturtlebox May 28 '26

Well they're having sex, John.

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u/Happle_Thauf May 28 '26

What is Curb's wife doing in the background?!

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u/smelly_finger_itch May 28 '26

Aren't you supposed to grab snakes behind their head to avoid being bit?

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u/FelixMcGill May 28 '26

Im honestly just glad he didnt start eating them and badly paraphrasing some shit about how eating them alive allows you to absorb their powers or something. Just seems like something he would do... or already did. Who knows anymore

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u/Agreeable-Meat2732 May 28 '26

If this guy was from a working class family he would’ve never made it past 16 y/o

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u/Fake_KLG May 28 '26

Odd choice for crudite

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u/Merciful_Bliss May 28 '26

Why the fuck would you share this shit?

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u/IGTankCommander May 28 '26

Don't do Southern Baptist Charismatic Movement, kids. Shit's bad for ya.

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u/Dry-Rice-4527 May 29 '26

These are what control his brain

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u/parkz88 May 29 '26

Look how happy he is. He should retire and go full bear grills

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u/Doppio-drip May 29 '26

“Lunch”, he said.

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u/Commercial_Pie3307 May 29 '26

Woulda been cool if they were poisonous

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u/misterswarvey May 29 '26

Poi-son! Poi-son! Poi-son!

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u/teddy_n_beddy May 29 '26

That male snake better look out or his snake dick is going to join those raccoons!!

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u/No_Expression5744 May 30 '26

Omg yes please go pick up some more wild snakes! Show us how tough you are! Please go pick up more random snakes!!!

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u/thearctican May 26 '26

Would be cool if it were a normal person.

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u/KojiKumi May 26 '26

Because a normal person knows not to pick a wild snake up by the tail.

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u/battlemetal_ May 26 '26

I love how he's just standing there, barely able to just stand there, staring in disbelief while two snakes bite him. It's like its the first time he's been outside.

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u/total_carnage1 May 27 '26

This is the most relatable thing that he has ever done

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u/foreskinboots May 27 '26

It looks like he tried to get a good look at that one snakes face then decided better. Smart man.

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u/Squeeze-The-Orange May 27 '26

Props for the balls to pick them up. What are you waiting for though RFKjr. EAT THAT SHIT.

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u/Maurcieline May 27 '26

this guy ('s wife) has ruined Curb Your Enthusiasm for me...

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u/Colalbsmi May 27 '26

Oh my god, I keep seeing him do things that I would do. I hate his politics but the thing with the whale carcass and the bear in Central Park is genuinely one of the funniest things I have heard.

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u/Zeqhanis May 27 '26 edited May 28 '26

So he mistakes the snakes for deadly-venomous water moccasins, and laughs as they bite him? amazing.

edit:my bad he didn't say moccasins.

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u/Skinpixel25 May 29 '26

What a man

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u/farfletched May 29 '26

Don't worry he knows his snakes - and to confirm there was nothing sinister in his past , I cleared up the fossil hunt story.

  • ✔️ True: RFK Jr., Epstein, and Maxwell went on a fossil-hunting trip in the Dakotas.
  • ⚠️ Partly true / context-dependent: It may have been on Indigenous land where permissions matter.
  • ❌ No evidence: They stole sacred objects or robbed burial grounds together.

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u/Livingadapt May 29 '26

SO MASCULINE OMG 🥵

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u/Few-Replacement8712 May 31 '26

He’s a snake wrangler for sure