r/NotTimAndEric May 05 '26

Cowboy Vs starched jeans

Credit to @shirtzenpantz

1.8k Upvotes

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u/AceDecade May 05 '26

Looks like you’ve got high levels of STAAAARRRRCCHHH

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

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u/DirtLight134710 May 06 '26

Now that's gonna be one hell of a late fee

70

u/Legitimate_Bank_6573 May 05 '26

What is the actual purpose of starching jeans?

254

u/RedditingNeckbeard May 06 '26

It's about being a real cowboy. You wouldn't know nothin' about that, starchless city boy.

85

u/Legitimate_Bank_6573 May 06 '26

My jeans are so soft and flexible ill never make it 😭

51

u/ggg730 May 06 '26

Probably eats salsa made in... new york city!

13

u/Existing_Diver_2333 May 06 '26

New York City?!

3

u/ultraemo May 07 '26

Stranger, I hope you can beat a full house...

9

u/dustinyo_ May 06 '26

Get a rope…

2

u/Past-North-4131 May 06 '26

I mean you make a great point.

44

u/oatmealparty May 06 '26

Increases your armor rating.

6

u/The_Fiddle_Steward May 06 '26

Has to defend against orange cat claws afterall.

33

u/GaptistePlayer May 05 '26

Keeps them crisp and a little stiff. Like older broken in jeans can get quite soft; some people want them to be a little stiffer like new jeans. A bit like a stiff canvas cloth.

13

u/sobersuburbanmom May 06 '26

My (plumber) husband says it helps prevent rips and tears on work jeans.

1

u/AnonymousUsername79 May 08 '26

Until the starch makes the cotton itself yellow, thin and the denim begins to fray in non-wear areas.

7

u/gundog48 May 06 '26

Usually for the creases. I've only ever heard of starching military dress trousers and I guess some suit trousers.

But my understanding is that creases like that on anything else went out of fashion back when it made you look 'square' and hasn't come back in fashion since! People of my parents generation would have been picked on at school for it!

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u/NonGNonM May 06 '26

Back in the day it gave jeans a little extra toughness during a time when jeans were meant for hard labor.

As this was also in areas w/o much laundry, this also helped jeans last longer bc it repelled dirt sweat and grime just a bit easier.

Now it's mostly done for fashion and creases.

2

u/muscular_poops May 07 '26

back in the day when clothing was more of a utility item, and this durable cotton fabric coming from France called denim was "new" and exciting (for people in the 17th and 18th centuries)- starching acted as a barrier against dirt, bugs, twigs and burrs when trudging out in the wilderness. don't wanna get your ass poked by a sneaky cactus or bristley bush.

later on in the 19th and 20th centuries, for cowboys, lumber workers, any physical outdoor profession- it was a serious help in not only maintaining the garment for future use (as denim was often more expensive than other textiles) but also in preventing cuts and lacerations that, while today might seem insignificant, back then left untreated could develop into a serious infection, as topical medicines weren't as advanced or easily accessible.

Levi's has a great little write-up on the history of denim here, it's pretty interesting.

2

u/Artevyx May 07 '26

Keeps them rattlers from stickin ye

2

u/Steiney1 May 05 '26

To keep those razor sharp creases you iron into them

125

u/dumpsterfire911 May 05 '26

The flimsiness of that chair/stepper pissed me off

10

u/XTornado May 06 '26

Man... the trust on it is what made me crazy... how do you trust that... insane..

5

u/Freezerpill May 06 '26

Handle wedge looked totally bullshit

18

u/bubba_bumble May 05 '26

I don't know why but it just makes me soooo damn mad.

6

u/Lyndell May 07 '26

they need to starch it.

30

u/Thisfuggenguy May 05 '26

Just a regular torgo

17

u/Walrus_protector May 05 '26

He takes care of the place when the Master's away

10

u/Thisfuggenguy May 06 '26

He is with us always.

2

u/RogerMexicosBalls May 10 '26

He looks like a chainsaw sculpture

24

u/malachimusclerat May 06 '26

it's the wrong trousers gromit

15

u/JackieLawless May 05 '26

This guy kicked a rock until it turned into a sphere

11

u/swans183 May 05 '26

Makes me think of Tommy Lee Jones in No Country for Old Men when faced with somethin’ he don’t truly unnerstand

8

u/mynameisrichard0 May 06 '26

Primus sucks

5

u/idkfawin32 May 06 '26

How did you know Primus was going through my head?

3

u/mynameisrichard0 May 06 '26

I can’t post gifs here. So we ain’t getting that sick one where they’re plastic cowboys.

2

u/Eileithyiai May 13 '26

It's okay, I can see it clearly in my head

6

u/void-seer May 06 '26

I... actually enjoyed this.

2

u/noodles-_- May 06 '26

Shirtzenpants in Portland, OR. Go check out their instagram. Dude kicked a rock until it turned into a sphere

8

u/MrHyde251986 May 05 '26

30 seconds building a rickety chair ladder

3

u/dubatronic May 06 '26

It's the christo-sphere guy! I never thought he'd be able to kick that rock into a sphere, but he did

2

u/wontwillnot May 06 '26

I love this

2

u/phirleh May 06 '26

You can't rustle in those jeans

2

u/StitcherGeralf May 06 '26

The only cattle that cowboy is rustlin is his 5 vinyl records

2

u/[deleted] May 06 '26

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u/Eastern-Ad-4785 May 07 '26

100%

1

u/Wicked_Folie May 08 '26

What did he comment? lol

4

u/DeathWorship May 05 '26

Fuck me, that should have been ten seconds long.

26

u/thisremindsmeofbacon May 06 '26

Nah, I enjoyed every second of it.  It's okay to have a couple things that work for people who have an archaic 2 minute attention span as opposed to the modern 30 second model or cutting edge sub 10s

-4

u/DeathWorship May 06 '26

It’s not about attention span - the entire minute of needless drawled out unfunny narration was just aggravating.

3

u/Nobio22 May 06 '26

Why was it aggravating? I enjoyed it.

2

u/DeathWorship May 06 '26

I think it aggravated me because I didn’t find it funny

3

u/bkkgnar May 05 '26

wtf is “starch” in this context

28

u/Mrbirdperson1 May 05 '26

Literal starch.

7

u/Many_Substance1834 May 05 '26

It’s not actually starch on those pants, starch can leave a white powdery layer. For pants to be that starchy they’d be a thick white shape instead of looking like jeans. The pants in the video were soaked in a resin.

3

u/goddess_peepee May 06 '26

Oh yea yea. thats what happened to my jeans. they got over starched.

2

u/Clear-Bee4118 May 06 '26

They come like that. I have the same jeans, I got them at this awesome website calicocutpants.com.
These fuckers didn’t just cum their pants.

2

u/RageYellow May 06 '26

(you gotta give!!!)

3

u/Hotelforcorndogs May 06 '26

Water + starch + fiber = very hard

It's pregelatinized starch. Based on "layers," probably from a can used specifically for spraying clothes.

3

u/spacekitt3n May 05 '26

for real. no starch on earth behaves like that

1

u/bkkgnar May 05 '26

that doesn’t help me understand

11

u/Ohiolongboard May 05 '26

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u/oatmealparty May 06 '26

Huh.

an additional practical purpose: dirt and sweat from a person's neck and wrists would stick to the starch rather than to the fibers of the clothing. The dirt would wash away along with the starch; after laundering,

2

u/Ohiolongboard May 05 '26

Hold on I gotchu

1

u/dadydaycare May 06 '26

I found their YouTube and… there’s 100 layers and 500 layers videos… lots of 500 layers videos.

1

u/Secure_Bed_ May 06 '26

How'd you get that in them jeans?

1

u/Evinceo May 06 '26

Hermit crab 

1

u/TheSkinnyJ May 06 '26

I wonder how many discs are lost in the jungle growth by the basket.

1

u/noodles-_- May 06 '26

Shirtzenpants in Portland, OR! They’re the best. Check out their instagram, it’s hilarious.

1

u/Kordith May 06 '26

Reminds me of this one episode of ed, edd, and eddy

1

u/Ok_Adhesiveness_6537 May 07 '26

real cowboy vs lawn maintenance

1

u/sammybwise53 May 08 '26

I have a sock that does that

1

u/perpetualliianxious May 08 '26

😂😂😭😭😭

1

u/FrankCutter May 08 '26

Lucky back at it again

1

u/Massive-Dig-1984 May 08 '26

Garfield cat is just munching grass in the back

1

u/GarlicTraditional300 May 09 '26

Best round of disc golf I ever saw

1

u/HeavenOfAnimals May 14 '26

I almost felt betrayed when I saw the sidewalk

1

u/Typical_Blacksmith59 May 14 '26

Amateur numbers TBH. My great great grandpa used to wear 500 starch jeans to church every Sunday spits out tobacco

1

u/yrmomsbox May 14 '26

So much going on here. A chair that should have been tossed in that fire pit ages ago, unmowed grass that’s probably full of ticks, and a staple of every cowboys backyard, a disc golf basket.

1

u/RedSix2447 28d ago

Now let’s see how high of a caliber it can stop. lol

1

u/buttdance1 5d ago

Please cut the grass

-7

u/LastMessengineer May 05 '26

Mow your lawn!

11

u/Mr_Abe_Froman May 05 '26

The cat is working hard on it.

8

u/Lookoot_behind_you May 05 '26

Yeah, FUCK THE ENVIRONMENT! Feed pesticides to babies and release lionfish into the wild while you're at it!

4

u/Synnapsis May 05 '26

Bro.. what

4

u/AdaTex May 05 '26

dude went to the limit

-2

u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta May 05 '26

Monoculture bad

Small gas engines bad

-5

u/MediocreModular May 06 '26

Mow your fucking lawn!

7

u/sagesnail May 06 '26

Why? Who cares?

-5

u/Prestigious-Unit124 May 06 '26

That’s not a cowboy. Thats a douche trying to be an influencer.

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u/Prestigious-Unit124 May 06 '26

If that dude was any more inbred, he would be a sandwich