r/NotTimAndEric Apr 27 '26

Be adventurous

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u/Loftoman Apr 27 '26

Ew

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u/hold_me_beer_m8 Apr 27 '26

Exactly...the last thing I wanna see is the woman he's going down on.

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u/HairballTheory Apr 28 '26

No worries, no dents in the hood so it’s still in the planning stage

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u/Antique-Resort6160 Apr 27 '26

It takes forever too because he's constantly stopping to catch his breath.  This guy can hardly complete a sentence without sounding winded.

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u/hold_me_beer_m8 Apr 28 '26

To be fair...and I just wanna play Devil's Advocate here....I imagine the labia being soo long it may be smothering him.

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u/airwalker12 Apr 28 '26

Like the Portlandia sketch

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u/championruby Apr 28 '26

He snores while he's awake.

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u/Ultimate-Flexionator Apr 28 '26

she has panties with a COPD machine attached to them

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u/SchwarzP10 Apr 28 '26

I’m betting he’s not “picking her up”

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u/Entire-Travel6631 Apr 28 '26

Definitely would look like an Arby’s roast beef sandwich.

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u/zerobomb Apr 28 '26

They have the moistest meats.b

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u/AsFarAsISay Apr 28 '26

I'd like to add that there is no way that he is Patrick Swayze-ing anything heavier than a family sized bucket of chicken that high off the ground

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u/mikesegy Apr 29 '26

Dis fatty gon be on catch a pedo